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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One absolute essential non negotiable in my life is fartin n shittin

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Big paper is trying to silence me and my family from telling the truth!

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This website just feels like shouting into a big stupid black hole of fuck is it even real

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Could be wrong but I believe this is the first time the same team has won a moto gp Grand Prix and a cup series race on the same day

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Hate that I get up early enough to have to witness the sanctimonious whiny holier than thou European bluesky

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Had a boomer moment and accidentally ordered a dirty Baja blast at mountain dew. This shit is nasty as hell how do mormons enjoy this what a sad existence

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

FOX TWO YEARS IN A ROW DIDNT DO THE ICONIC ZOOM INTO THE FLAGSTAND FOR THE 500 FINISH I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCK FOX

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Rossi has a severe Indy haint ™️

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026

i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions

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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

yes

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Leslie, the Collab Auntie @lesliemuse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I want everyone (EVERYONE) who wears Meta AI glasses branded as a creep and weirdo (bad weirdo as opposed to good one) and publicly shamed. We did it with Google glass, we can do it again

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

pooping in the bathroom pooping in the bathroom pooping ain't allowed in the bathroom

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

going on a subreddit and saying "had to tell the delivery driver to hide my shipment of Funko pops so the missus doesn't kill me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA give me karma plz" is the millennial equivalent of boomer wife jokes

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

nothing destroys my faith in humanity more than witnessing how most people line up in a double drive thru in the longest line while I a smart intellectual get in the other lane and go around everyone while they curse and scream

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

the ir18 is an abomination Frankenstein of a race car. a perversion of the glorious and beautiful DW12. indycar can't put it out of its misery soon enough

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

this app really just barely works huh

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

do y'all think those meal boxes in the Arby's pit box are full of food that's just getting grosser as the race goes on

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

WHO is using WHAT to communicate?

picture of a page from the book Able Team #17 Fire and Maneuver that says, "what are you doing?" "jamming, man!" He jerked open the back of the battalion radio. "it's all going to space noise. Walkie talkies, radios, whatever. These gooners are going to be using pigeons to communicate."

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

crazy how corporations saw how hyped people will get for nerd shit and said "we need to get people acting like trekies but for our brand." and it worked!

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

drinking the entire little bottle of Aldi caffeine juice without any water and god or man can't stop me on the planes I'm ascending to 😎

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

the Internet is inherently wrong and stupid. posting is a disease jdjshdbdjdkssk

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

woah woah woah is that a leaf blower or is that a leaf sucker hoss

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

we need to bring back dumb guy books

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

everyone always saying" ______ should be studied" but no one's saying "I gotta study that". society

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

this game getting me into 50s b movies as a weird middle schooler ruined my life

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Every day that the northeast of the United States remains blanketed by heavy snow and people are forced indoors 24/7 the posts of Bluesky will become increasingly worse and we all need to support one another through this

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

quit calling it physical media it's just media BECAUSE STUFF ON THE INTERNET ISNT REAL ITS FAKE

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

how would you like to see THIS happening in front of YOU

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I wish cling bowuer would retire to something else job y

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

dayton 500 presented by Golden caroal when it here ur famil

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

this posting thing is hard I might do it again in another month or so who knows

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

1 and that's just black licorice. I ain't ever had snails but I'd try them. I had fried chicken livers once and didn't like them but I was young so I'd give it another shot I guess

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

fuck yeah there's gonna be cars on track racing at Daytona tonight

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

rip Ötzi you would of loved manilla road

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

was at cookout thinking about how intelligent I am for using the double drive thru right and going around the failures at life in the other lane listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social cookout talk start and then suddenly Spencer gets hit with the "you don't know how to use the double drive thru"

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

it's kinda fucked up my 1999 trucks stock radio sounds so much better than my 2019 cars stock radio. and the 1999 has a CD player but the 19 doesn't. what are we doing here?

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

glad to say I don't have a Spotify wrapped to share

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

watching the second gamera movie (because thanksgiving is for monster movies) but the AIP tv version and I thought to myself "this dub sounds a lot like an Italian movie", and then I looked it up and learned the dub was in fact produced in Italy. I love being right about ultra specific things

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