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Jakeuhhhhhb

@jakeonthecobb.bsky.social
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Howdy welcome to the postin page ™️ I like movies music and racing. maybe I'll post about those and whatever else.

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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I swear winning a race on iracing feels better than any drug ever could
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One absolute essential non negotiable in my life is fartin n shittin
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As a sim racing guy I assume all the people that are into sim racing already have their preferred setup at home so why leave the house and pay to use another one
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Big paper is trying to silence me and my family from telling the truth!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Poop infected ball disorder
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cornbread
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This website just feels like shouting into a big stupid black hole of fuck is it even real
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Could be wrong but I believe this is the first time the same team has won a moto gp Grand Prix and a cup series race on the same day
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
reddit was never good but my god is it a dump now
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hate that I get up early enough to have to witness the sanctimonious whiny holier than thou European bluesky
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When I get the one time passcode and then go to put it in and the page already refreshed so I have to get another code and hope it doesn't refresh again.
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Had a boomer moment and accidentally ordered a dirty Baja blast at mountain dew. This shit is nasty as hell how do mormons enjoy this what a sad existence
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
FOX TWO YEARS IN A ROW DIDNT DO THE ICONIC ZOOM INTO THE FLAGSTAND FOR THE 500 FINISH I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCK FOX
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Rossi has a severe Indy haint ™️
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/05/2026
i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions
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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
yes
he just wanted to clear his head
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't think I've ever given this one a serious chance because I usually dislike "long maiden", but I think I'll take your word for it and give it a real shot!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
1984 calander meme
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Leslie, the Collab Auntie @lesliemuse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I want everyone (EVERYONE) who wears Meta AI glasses branded as a creep and weirdo (bad weirdo as opposed to good one) and publicly shamed. We did it with Google glass, we can do it again
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oh
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
pooping in the bathroom pooping in the bathroom pooping ain't allowed in the bathroom
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the only time I ever watched this movie was in a drivers Ed class on the last day the instructor just threw Blue thunder on the the projector. it was a really shitty dvd and the projector had a blue tint to it so it looked really bad and honestly idk if my mind can comprehend blue thunder in 4k
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have an x4 and it's perfect for that situation. like if you think about phone screens until fairly recently were about that size so it doesn't feel weird or anything
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i bought an x4 last month thinking it would be kinda silly to have it and the clara 2, but it's actually quite nice having both!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
going on a subreddit and saying "had to tell the delivery driver to hide my shipment of Funko pops so the missus doesn't kill me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA give me karma plz" is the millennial equivalent of boomer wife jokes
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
nothing destroys my faith in humanity more than witnessing how most people line up in a double drive thru in the longest line while I a smart intellectual get in the other lane and go around everyone while they curse and scream
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tuna salad is 100% a next day after making kinda food. I wish you luck!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the ir18 is an abomination Frankenstein of a race car. a perversion of the glorious and beautiful DW12. indycar can't put it out of its misery soon enough
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
if you’re sad just remember in joe many different ways you can eat potatoes
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this app really just barely works huh
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Offices used to have liquor cabinets until boomers decided that was too cool and took them away from us like they do
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I got a brother laser printer recently mostly for shipping purposes. but I have become obsessed with just printing out stuff because I can. love having a physical list of stuff I can turn through
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
how good is a 6.97$ pb&j? did Steve Jobs make it?
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Joe Spinell is the motherfucking dude whenever he shows up in stuff
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
do y'all think those meal boxes in the Arby's pit box are full of food that's just getting grosser as the race goes on
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this one really puts the pre in pre code!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
WHO is using WHAT to communicate?
picture of a page from the book Able Team #17 Fire and Maneuver that says, "what are you doing?" "jamming, man!" He jerked open the back of the battalion radio. "it's all going to space noise. Walkie talkies, radios, whatever. These gooners are going to be using pigeons to communicate."
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
TRUXTON
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
crazy how corporations saw how hyped people will get for nerd shit and said "we need to get people acting like trekies but for our brand." and it worked!
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
drinking the entire little bottle of Aldi caffeine juice without any water and god or man can't stop me on the planes I'm ascending to 😎
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
huh
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the Internet is inherently wrong and stupid. posting is a disease jdjshdbdjdkssk
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Florida is mostly new Jersey retirees and their descendants (which explains a lot about Florida)
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
woah woah woah is that a leaf blower or is that a leaf sucker hoss
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
we need to bring back dumb guy books
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
that floors still gonna be sticky regardless
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
everyone always saying" ______ should be studied" but no one's saying "I gotta study that". society
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Jakeuhhhhhb @jakeonthecobb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
this game getting me into 50s b movies as a weird middle schooler ruined my life
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