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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You have to push past. I did the crab salt diet and I’m operating on another level. If I drink faucet water I vomit, though. So watch out for fluoride.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jail
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck transphobes
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social stop giving in to bad faith criticisms. All it does is weaken your campaign and hurt the progressive cause. Reallly dumb to take the bait
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It would be so sick if San Francisco became affordable again because all the assholes moved out
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think anyone who thought crypto was going to be anything other than a pump and dump vehicle should shut the fuck up about their technology opinions for the rest of their life.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
personally I think God is probably more in the 'sending the actual pope to tell you you are a sinner' camp than 'glass falls off wall'
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Releases old viruses that chuds will pretend aren’t real?
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ll revise my statement. There is an incredibly lucrative market for idiots of the highest magnitude who love terrible opinions.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Matty proves capitalism wrong every time he gets paid to write an article. No market demand for his opinions. Pure market inefficiency. No value generated.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Remember when he drove a tesla over a platform and then California gave him millions because they were going to be able to switch out car batteries on the fly?
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In Jim Cramer’s defense, his mind is one of the very few that is smaller than Musk’s.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Unforgivable sin for me is a combo of being a nepo baby, doing something fairly bland but well produced, and finding success. Just makes me sad when I think of how many deserving artists are out there who will never be heard.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if elected president, i will dissolve the Department of the Navy and hand their funding, and nuclear fleet over to the Internet Archive. They'll know what to do.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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Kevin A @kba26.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think the original post got deleted so I cropped out the name, but I've thought about this one for a while lol
The right-wing obsession with Sparta is so weird to me. They were a culture that mandated pedophilia, were ruled by corrupt oligarchs, and eventually collapsed because of their dependence on slave labor and I see it now, that's on me.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Woke 2 has begun
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Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
ALT: Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not sure that there is really a fully developed theme re: therapy. Could be viewed as sometimes therapists need to state the truth to their clients to shock them out of delusions when they're not making progress?
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I saw it as him choosing to fully buy into his own story on why he ended up where he did. Rather than take responsibility for his life and choices, he'd rather stay stuck in his current state while reliving memories past over and over again.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Speaks to the weakness of other candidates that a guy with this much baggage made a better case to Maine voters than the others. Happy to support leftists and also retract that support when the person proves to be a bad person. In this case you judged his character correctly and he should drop out.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 05/07/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 04/07/2026
hell yeah brother
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Honestly I feel like this is a sign of their weakness. The fact that it’s just a few seats has them reacting this way shows that they know control is slipping away.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An America where working people can make ends meet, live comfortably, afford healthcare, and have aspirational lives. But billionaires can’t become trillionaires. That’s the nightmarish dystopia Democratic Socialists envision.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I would love a deeper dive into why these Muslim Republicans continue to remain within the party. Like truly, are tax cuts worth being humiliated and denigrated by a group of people who actively want you out of the country and believe you are going to hell?
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
1. You gotta get Koppelman back on the podcast when this whole thing blows up 2. Marc Andreesen should be laughed out of every room until he goes away
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Excellent guest. Obamalisk as a metaphor for enshitification was perfect. Also, Obama’s obsession with being cool is pathetic considering the world is burning down around him.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Damn people in your replies are mad as hell. Who tf are Mainers supposed to vote for? Janet Mills? Just so she can lose to Collins? The same people who are vote blue no matter who suddenly change their tune when a progressive is the candidate.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The calculus is pretty easy. One guy is purporting to support policies that make my life better and the other one is actively supporting Trump’s agenda. Considering how many red flags he has, it goes to show how bad the centrist Dems are at running campaigns and offering up popular policies.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How many of these angry folks were “vote blue no matter who” folks for Joe Biden when he was obviously sundowning before our very eyes?
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think her politics are great and I would support her but she is far too sensitive and deferential to the Dem establishment. She has to be willing to piss off people in her own party if she is going to be successful running for president
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As with many sectors of the economy, car companies are catering to the top end of the market where they can make much better margins. The business idiot loves painting themselves into a corner until their business eventually implodes.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I say just shut up and post baby post
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“I’ve never been with you.”
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bear is a villain whose selfishness and entitlement sit just below the surface of a “nice guy” facade. I thought it was a really interesting commentary on men’s willingness to take away a woman’s autonomy for their own benefit.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't believe in an afterlife, but your life's legacy immediately becoming a comedic footnote for an incredibly large portion of the population after you were murdered seems about as close as you could get to karmic punishment.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Thanks for the heads up. I'll try and check it out!
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I haven't watched wrestling in a long time. I've been watching old JCP and WCW shows, and I've been thinking about getting back into it, but I have no interest in supporting WWE, so this is good news.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is AEW better than WWE these days?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Good for the Mavericks for getting rid of Kidd, a mid coach who probably had more to do with the Luka trade than any of us know. Unfortunately one cannot unfuck a chicken, so now I’m following Luka around until he retires.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@booker.senate.gov you will never be president
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Would have SA’d them*
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Interestingly, as an elder millennial, I am absolutely sick of nostalgia bait. I do not want to spend the rest of my life doing the same shit I was doing when I was 11 years old. I want to see original ideas, hear new music, and play new games.
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah man I don’t know. At the very least you cause some kind of inconvenience to the corporation and perhaps bring visibility to the situation. Just not sure that there’s any reason to be upset about a class action lawsuit
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Personality Contest @jakegarza.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man, I don't know about this take. We should fight against monopolies. Lots of industries have bought/mergered their way into monopolies. That doesn't mean that we should throw our hands in the air and allow Google and Amazon to have monopolies because they bought every competitor lawfully.
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