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Jade W.

@jadew64.bsky.social
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Moderately hinged thoughts of a normal, everyday person man. Using this to scream into the void and talk Nascar, weightlifting, NFL, pro wrestling, metal music, Sonic games, the 1988-1994 series Garfield and Friends.

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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
life update down to my lowest weight since spring 2022, but what i'm most proud of is wearing a pair of 'real' jeans that didn't fit last fall/winter (usually go-to trousers are stretchy work khakis, baggy cargo pants, and stretchy fake jeans)
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
life update I did in a moment of weakness try the Chicken and Waffles one and it was pretty disgusting but interesting in a trainwreck sort of way. Literally just tasted like salt and chicken skin.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL needs to be stopped bc what do you mean this generic ass Eagles hat is $38 at Boscovs
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot take there's something about the cold, isolating simplicity of GTA 3. Not as 'good' as the ones that have come since but it was such a vibe circa summer 2002. That and MGS2 (da GOAT).
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Jason S @digitalrelic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
$60 for an empty cardboard box this encapsulates where we're at in 2026 perfectly
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dude.. Berry’s lock-in summer is gonna buy him a year in the 42 LMAO
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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we did it. we found the one time it’s okay to ask women to name five players 💀
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love how Josh Berry did nothing for over a year since his Vegas win and now suddenly he locks in once he knows he’s getting replaced. Where was that fire for most of 2025 and early 26 lol.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know I’ve recoded my brain successfully this past summer because I see these and am lowkey grossed out rather than thinking ‘oh damn I gotta try them all’
Oreo new flavours banana pudding, chicken & waffles, and deep fried
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love messing around on the Hunter vigilante mode (“Brown Thunder”) on the original Vice City and seeing how far I can go. I find it interesting that you can get targets to spawn and instantly die, almost like they are spawning in coordinates that would actually be valid on the beta map.
Gta vc map showing a vigilante mode target spawning at the very edge of some grass north of the air baseBeta vice city map showing an expanded area for northern airport implying that the final game would spawn in targets properly
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
holding out hope that we will someday hear the michael jackson and friends version of Flying Battery Zone
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Side note… nearly 8 months free of alcohol and I’m starting to absolutely hate end-of-party/end-of-wedding situations due to, you guessed it, drunk a-holes who need to be the center of attention… mainly because I used to be that type of person.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Going through the stages of bargaining when you realize the party isn’t going to have karaoke as advertised but ultimately reaching acceptance since you don’t want to be like the drunk weirdos who make the party all about them.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I used to sometimes buy a silly t shirt or figurine or something of a fad/meme but boy oh boy I feel really bad for people who are getting Jimothy the raccoon merch, tattoos, etc.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sonic Adventure 2 music makes me want to run through a wall. Sonic Adventure 1 music makes me want to cry happily. Jun Senoue is the GOAT.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
MGSV’s flat ending would have been way better if John/Jack Big Boss had David Hayter’s voice during the “Now do you remember?” scene and such. I’d say the same for the repeat of the hospital mission but they shouldn’t’ve made that a thing in the first place.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The moving of goalposts for The Mandalorian and Grogu is hilarious. "It's fun," "It doesn't have to be a good movie as long as people are approaching it positively," etc.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ONLY IN [insert state here] CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING AS RANDOM AS [something stupidly common like a flea market]. [Three paragraphs of IT’S NOT—IT’S… AI slop{.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“I like when Nascar drivers have a personality” and the “personality” is just being a millionaire’s son who cosplays as a redneck
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott fans on their way to cry on social media about Nascar being rigged when the 45 car kicks ass once again:
Danhausen in the Danhausen mobile driving down the aisle with several smaller Danhausens following
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Smackdown vs. Raw 2007 is insane. I'm doing a story run as Lance Cade (based off his early 06 Garth Brooks gimmick but with an updated titantron with his jet black hair and goatee look). All I did was beat up Big Show a lot in handicap matches and now I have a match against Triple H at Mania
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
When she asks you stop screaming the lyrics of “Boss Battle: Metal Overlord (What I'm Made Of...)” from Sonic X Shadow Generations at the top of your lungs

"Don't ask me to stop being a man"
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Another unsolicited hot take: I can only recall ever hearing "I don't owe anyone an explanation" from someone who did something bad and did, in fact, owe an explanation
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I want to get into the Sonic comics but every time I look up the characters it's something like THIS IS SONIC'S NEW FRIEND XYZ, THEY ARE VERY SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST AS COOL AND CONFIDENT AND COCKY AS SONIC AND SERVE ROLES OTHER CHARACTERS COULDN'T and it just feels like fanfic/self inserts
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Random top 5 NES games I had as a kid: 1. Mario 3 2. Chip and Dale 3. Mario 2 (did ya know it’s actually Doki Doki Panic!!?) 4. Kirby’s Adventure 5. Dr. Mario
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Everybody Loves Raymond is a psyop to gaslight people into accepting terrible parents/in-laws in the name of “family”
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
‘Man, the weather in [INSERT MANY LOCATIONS HERE] is so crazy. It’s cold in the morning and warm in the afternoon!’
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I also miss Optimum Nutrition Cake Bites. I want fewer 8 g per serving “protein” slop products from regular junk food companies and more junk food from dedicated supplement companies.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s wild how much extra traffic seems to spawn in when you leave your house 6 or 7 minutes later than normal.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Already tired of the fast food CEO ‘rawr random so funny plz consoom our prawduct’ memes. I’m not playing $15 for a fast food meal.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Replaying Peace Walker (or playing it for the first time for folks who get the V2 collection) has to be so weird compared to the tone of Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain. PW is peak 'quirk chungus' early 2010s humor while V is just Depression: The Game.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That’s what they get for having Mario Wonder on sale and then telling me it’s actually on backorder before finally cancelling my order weeks later. Never ended up getting to play as Elephant Daisy or the legendary based God Yellow Toad.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pulled a Vincent Adultman stunt at D&D today and also was reminded of the exact moment I quit on Star Wars
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Usually roll my eyes at the ‘sportzball is dumb idc about the superb owl’ people but this year more than ever I kinda get it. Hoping the Seahawks win, though because I have an annoying cousin who keeps crying about how it’s all rigged and ‘the script’ says the Pats will win.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Life update wife got me a white monster for which I was super thankful and it is way better than I remember. I get all the memes now.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I think Sonic Adventure 2 is ‘better’ than Adventure 1, but something about the first 20 or so minutes of Adventure 1 just feels so nostalgic. I get emotional hearing the music of Emerald Coast 1 and 2, Tails’ theme, and Windy Valley 1 and 3.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Time to drop a really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files." -- Elon Musk Guess who else is in the Epstein files, Elon.
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
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Sabreena Merchant @sabreenajm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The NBA postponed a game because the United States government is killing its citizens. Can’t emphasize it enough.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If they lost asm*ngold I think that's kinda game over, right? Some of the shittiest people in the world are even getting sick of this now.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Watching through Castlevania. I remember hearing people raving about it when it first dropped. First two seasons are baller but the third season just kind of feels like filler. And WTF was that Alucard story?
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Love looking at the Carnivore Diet subreddit and seeing people post about their incredibly high LDL, constipation, etc. and wondering why they’re so messed up. And the comments are just like ‘well you probably are still eating fruits and vegetables’ or ‘drink some bacon grease’ or whatever.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Eagles’ season highlight for me was listening to their 83-year-old radio commentator Merrill Reese crash out and say that he wanted to do “a one and a half gainer into the lower bowl” due to the heinous refball during the Broncos game in October.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Life update I’ve kind of circled back to ‘regular’ lifting these past few months but with a little more focus on mobility and stretching. Definitely need to do more yoga and less superfluous eating in 2026.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hazbin Hotel season 2 could have just been an email.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Random New Year’s Eve memory: playing Cards Against Humanity at a gathering and having one of those friends of a friend constantly do the classic ‘Erm, actually my response was the best ☝️” when his card wasn’t picked.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I like Tony Romo as an analyst, but his simping for Unc Aaron while the Steelers have been held to two field goals is crazy.
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