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Jade W.

@jadew64.bsky.social
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Moderately hinged thoughts of a normal, everyday person man. Using this to scream into the void and talk Nascar, weightlifting, NFL, pro wrestling, metal music, Sonic games, the 1988-1994 series Garfield and Friends.

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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
life update down to my lowest weight since spring 2022, but what i'm most proud of is wearing a pair of 'real' jeans that didn't fit last fall/winter (usually go-to trousers are stretchy work khakis, baggy cargo pants, and stretchy fake jeans)
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
life update I did in a moment of weakness try the Chicken and Waffles one and it was pretty disgusting but interesting in a trainwreck sort of way. Literally just tasted like salt and chicken skin.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
libertyfield
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
last year's model but actually looks more special than this year's and most importantly, it will fit my bulbous head
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can actually get a good new era for less, even with shipping (less than $30 total)
2025 crucial catch snapback for only 19.20 on clearence
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL needs to be stopped bc what do you mean this generic ass Eagles hat is $38 at Boscovs
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got it on Black Friday last year bc Ninty games are never cheap…maybe I should actually play it
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot take there's something about the cold, isolating simplicity of GTA 3. Not as 'good' as the ones that have come since but it was such a vibe circa summer 2002. That and MGS2 (da GOAT).
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happyfield
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI poop sauce AND no alt text. Tsk tsk.
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Jason S @digitalrelic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
$60 for an empty cardboard box this encapsulates where we're at in 2026 perfectly
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Must consooooom $60 box because it is from [video game franchise].
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Joe Knew™️ Experience
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I always enjoyed this frame since it is cute that Garfield is signaling to Jon that he really would like to participate in the cat show.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dude.. Berry’s lock-in summer is gonna buy him a year in the 42 LMAO
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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we did it. we found the one time it’s okay to ask women to name five players 💀
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On closer inspection it might not be something cool like spawning on beta map coordinates because trying to look at the instakill spawns on the east island lead to ones that would also be junk on the beta map.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love how Josh Berry did nothing for over a year since his Vegas win and now suddenly he locks in once he knows he’s getting replaced. Where was that fire for most of 2025 and early 26 lol.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
67, you say?
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I tried the BTS ones and was lowkey disappointed. I’m tired of putting literal junk/slop on a pedestal. If I want chicken and waffles I’ll just get it when I go to a decent restaurant that has it on the menu
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know I’ve recoded my brain successfully this past summer because I see these and am lowkey grossed out rather than thinking ‘oh damn I gotta try them all’
Oreo new flavours banana pudding, chicken & waffles, and deep fried
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love messing around on the Hunter vigilante mode (“Brown Thunder”) on the original Vice City and seeing how far I can go. I find it interesting that you can get targets to spawn and instantly die, almost like they are spawning in coordinates that would actually be valid on the beta map.
Gta vc map showing a vigilante mode target spawning at the very edge of some grass north of the air baseBeta vice city map showing an expanded area for northern airport implying that the final game would spawn in targets properly
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
holding out hope that we will someday hear the michael jackson and friends version of Flying Battery Zone
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I mean 5’’x5’’, sorry for my little mistake please don’t cancel me
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They should pay people to take that AEW game
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Because we millennials must consooom 5’x5’ pvc slabs that appeal to nostalgia even though they serve no practical purpose and will some day be landfill fodder
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah I’m a peak MGS1 consoomer and I just don’t get it. It’s a 5x4.5x5 slab of PVC with ugly ‘figurines.’ I’d buy this, put it on a shelf, put it in a box, and then try to sell it at a yard sale for a dollar for no takers
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Side note… nearly 8 months free of alcohol and I’m starting to absolutely hate end-of-party/end-of-wedding situations due to, you guessed it, drunk a-holes who need to be the center of attention… mainly because I used to be that type of person.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Going through the stages of bargaining when you realize the party isn’t going to have karaoke as advertised but ultimately reaching acceptance since you don’t want to be like the drunk weirdos who make the party all about them.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I used to sometimes buy a silly t shirt or figurine or something of a fad/meme but boy oh boy I feel really bad for people who are getting Jimothy the raccoon merch, tattoos, etc.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy lil fella
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me when I diet successfully for two days in a row
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sonic Adventure 2 music makes me want to run through a wall. Sonic Adventure 1 music makes me want to cry happily. Jun Senoue is the GOAT.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
MGSV’s flat ending would have been way better if John/Jack Big Boss had David Hayter’s voice during the “Now do you remember?” scene and such. I’d say the same for the repeat of the hospital mission but they shouldn’t’ve made that a thing in the first place.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What the actual piss, bro. this somehow feels more cringe than Beavis and Butthead in black ops
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"It's a nice self contained story" translation 'Nothing important happens like literally at all'
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The moving of goalposts for The Mandalorian and Grogu is hilarious. "It's fun," "It doesn't have to be a good movie as long as people are approaching it positively," etc.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ONLY IN [insert state here] CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING AS RANDOM AS [something stupidly common like a flea market]. [Three paragraphs of IT’S NOT—IT’S… AI slop{.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I like how the fellas are very listeny
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pic unrelated
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“I like when Nascar drivers have a personality” and the “personality” is just being a millionaire’s son who cosplays as a redneck
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott fans on their way to cry on social media about Nascar being rigged when the 45 car kicks ass once again:
Danhausen in the Danhausen mobile driving down the aisle with several smaller Danhausens following
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Smackdown vs. Raw 2007 is insane. I'm doing a story run as Lance Cade (based off his early 06 Garth Brooks gimmick but with an updated titantron with his jet black hair and goatee look). All I did was beat up Big Show a lot in handicap matches and now I have a match against Triple H at Mania
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tfw Jon had breakfast ready
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
When she asks you stop screaming the lyrics of “Boss Battle: Metal Overlord (What I'm Made Of...)” from Sonic X Shadow Generations at the top of your lungs

"Don't ask me to stop being a man"
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Another unsolicited hot take: I can only recall ever hearing "I don't owe anyone an explanation" from someone who did something bad and did, in fact, owe an explanation
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Then again I liked the Archie comics when I was younger so I can't really judge.
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I want to get into the Sonic comics but every time I look up the characters it's something like THIS IS SONIC'S NEW FRIEND XYZ, THEY ARE VERY SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST AS COOL AND CONFIDENT AND COCKY AS SONIC AND SERVE ROLES OTHER CHARACTERS COULDN'T and it just feels like fanfic/self inserts
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Jade W. @jadew64.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Random top 5 NES games I had as a kid: 1. Mario 3 2. Chip and Dale 3. Mario 2 (did ya know it’s actually Doki Doki Panic!!?) 4. Kirby’s Adventure 5. Dr. Mario
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