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jade @jade.fyi · 44m
we need to introduce a sin tax for memory unsafe semantics
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 19h
predictable diversity win: problem not solved by adding more quarter-zip-wearers to a zoom call solved efficiently by adding vendor team's staff transsexual to the call instead
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dustin @godfrey.work · 29/09/2026
and there was no real avenue for DULF to get approved to operate legally through s. 56 of the CDSA. she finds s. 7 of the charter was violated and that declaring s. 5(2) of the CDSA is unconstitutional.
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Harsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huge news! Charges against Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum, founders of the Drug User Liberation Front, have been stayed. Judge found parts of Canada's drug laws are unconstitutional and that the compassion club reduced the harms associated with the toxic drug crisis. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Judge tosses drug trafficking convictions for B.C. compassion club founders after constitutional challenge | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge has ruled in favour of two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce the harms caused by toxic drugs.
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jade @jade.fyi · 28/09/2026
💭 most of a test's value is in its likelihood to fail due to creating emergent system behaviour its author didn't think of 💭 this general definition is why e2e proptesting entire systems with chaos injection works so well. same with formal verification and model checking
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 28/09/2026
The thing that worries me most lately is that many people who know that “fascism is bad, actually” have also convinced themselves that AI tools must be eschewed as fake or impure. In a self-reinforcing loop, there is relatively little AI tooling and infra by “fascism is bad” folks.
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jade @jade.fyi · 28/09/2026
every time a program segfaults i exclaim "flawless c++ cultural victory"
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just from a quality-of-industry-feedstock perspective this can't possibly be worth it. you are losing more smart women than you're gaining smart sex pests
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jade @jade.fyi · 26/09/2026
the Beaverton strikes again
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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The Lobste.rs RSS feed @lobsters-feed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real-Time Telemetry with Eventlog Live lobste.rs/s/3bgvbn #release #haskell
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Real-Time Telemetry with Eventlog Live
Well-Typed are happy to announce Eventlog Live, a program that streams real-time telemetry from any Haskell application to any observability platform that supports the OpenTelemetry protocol.
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Sisyphus, but for reducing tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I honestly think people overcomplicate explanations of Rationalism. All you really need is: they took Bayesian statistics, a tool for empirical reasoning, and built an anti-empiricist, anti-materialist eschatological theology out of it by posting too much about it on their favorite message board
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow. Should we be looking for organ performances of 16 bit era tracks instead of piano? It always seemed to me that heavily distorted and compressed guitar gave the best square waves, and the prog rock covers captured the timbre the best.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a lovely conversation with @brennan.computer yesterday about what a non-booster non-anti tech-friendly left could look like, and for me it centers a few things: - media piracy and other anticorporate uses of tech - who we valorize - eg, scihub, anna's archive, pirates and shadow librarians
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 22/09/2026
important to all Vancouver residents!! Translink sells SkyTrain plushes!!! LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY!! what a friend translinkstore.ca/products/sky...
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Dan Luu @danluu.com · 18/09/2026
There's no point at which turning your brain off will work: danluu.com/brain-off/
In early 2025, I started seeing people turn off their brain as they use LLMs1. They would have an LLM take an action (summarize text, write some code, etc.), and just assume that it worked2. This generally didn't work in early 2025 and the result was often quite silly.

As LLMs have gotten better, I've seen more of this. Sometimes, people will try to get the LLM to write some code for them and basically just assume that it works3. Sometimes there's a human in the loop and, if the thing doesn't work, they'll ask the LLM to figure out the problem and solve it. Niklas Gruhn calls some variants of doing this being a meat proxy.4

Being a for loop meat proxy works better than it did in early 2025 and the software I've tried that's developed like this sometimes actually sort of works. Not well enough that I'd want to use it or that it's successful, but I'm impressed at how effective being a meat proxy is in September 2026. You could even imagine LLMs improving enough that brain-off meat-proxy development produces average quality software in the foreseeable future.

Let's say that happens. What reason is there for the company to employ the meat proxy? The company can just run the LLM in a loop and lay off the employee. There's no point at which this methodology will work for the employee5.
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jade @jade.fyi · 20/09/2026
SECEDE I-5 IN SEATTLE CITY LIMITS TO CANADA
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austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Qualcomm released the compiler for their IDL used for "FastRPC", called QAIC, and it is written in Haskell? good to see some people still have taste! github.com/qualcomm/QAIC
github.com
GitHub - qualcomm/QAIC
Contribute to qualcomm/QAIC development by creating an account on GitHub.
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skyking @jkachmar.com · 19/09/2026
if you‘ve been even remotely familiar with Yud, LW, CFAR, MIRI, EA, and the general rat sphere over the course of the last ten years none of @segyges.bsky.social‘s threads should be a surprise, and very little should be news. anyone involved who is taken aback needs to do some serious reflection.
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias. One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women. console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
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☀️ @stel.energy · 18/09/2026
i think if you run an unmarked llm agent on here to helpfully respond to people expressing distress in order to build your brand you should be tos'd but what do i know im just a person
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rain 🌦️ @sunshowers.io · 18/09/2026
I feel like you should have to pay, like, a "we committed felonies" premium to security researchers who pwn you
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 17/09/2026
[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]

YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:

9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections

seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think people are reading this on shaming rationalists as having weird sex. I don't think it's about that. All of aella's crazy CNC gangbang shower avoidance type stuff is based, it's the consent issues that are the problem. High control groups like cults are famous for sketchy consent practices.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 17/09/2026
controversially, I think we should raise the salary of POTUS and the VP. hear me out. the Senior Executive Service salary bands are capped at the VP's salary, and that's a serious impediment to recruiting specialised engineering expertise into Federal government service.
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jade @jade.fyi · 17/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! proper trains that aren't horribly capacity constrained
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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 16/09/2026
So the problem is, your Sankey diagram will never be as good as what is now the canonical Sankey diagram
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posting tummy on your TL
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ed zitron's day job is "marketer for AI companies"
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 16/09/2026
Okay, so I know I'm followed by a handful of serious writers, and @faineg.bsky.social by even more. I need one of you to explain the AI rationalist sex cult in a publication I can share to LinkedIn and have folks take seriously.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 16/09/2026
we're going to build some shit on github's ashes that will make future engineers put github in the same mental category as clearcase
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Ross O'Connor @oconnor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"In practice, Canadian goods, services and workers for those could eventually move frictionlessly between Europe and Canada. the idea has even come up to allow Canadians to live and work in Europe visa-free" www.wsj.com/world/europe...
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Exclusive | Mark Carney’s Audacious Bid to Make Canada an ‘Associate Member’ of the EU
As trade talks with the U.S. collapse, prime minister pursues a major—and risky—pivot to Europe; an Ottawa book club plays its part.
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jade @jade.fyi · 13/09/2026
about 20 million acres are presently wasted to grow corn to feed to cars. uncritically using the outdated numbers for solar efficiency from this post, that's 1TW of solar. if my math is right 1TW is twice much power as used by the States for any purpose. www.ers.usda.gov/topics/crops...
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Corn and Other Feed Grains - Feed Grains Sector at a Glance | Economic Research Service
This page contains a brief summary of the feed grains sector.
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jade @jade.fyi · 13/09/2026
"solution": use a pile of ai to terraform it all so that anyone else can also terraform it, thereby unloading SREs of useless work. except that like, this is a pain and also GitHub is a bad website which doesn't have an api for, idk, GitHub apps and similar. octo-sts i suppose...
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jade @jade.fyi · 12/09/2026
this looks absolutely insane. looks to be stealing ideas from clojure and Haskell. definitely designed for sickos.
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Ed @ed3d.net · 12/09/2026
there are four tech companies in canada and they are all run by people who give money to a danish guy who complains racistly about romani people in italy
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jade @jade.fyi · 12/09/2026
OH: NO JADE NO NO NO DO NOT K8S CRD YOUR LAMP
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jade @jade.fyi · 12/09/2026
good trans surgeons are like prolific architects. they *enjoy* effecting their will on an entire generation and if you like it, this is totally incentive aligned. unrelatedly, le corbusier only started making curvy buildings after getting REALLY horny for a woman. i should write an essay...
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Very forceful statement by Terry Tao about AI and math. terrytao.wordpress.com/2026/09/11/a... Note, he is not claiming the models aren't real and powerful. He's talking about how that power should be used. This, I believe, is what all AI discussions should center.
terrytao.wordpress.com
A Severe Misalignment of AI in Mathematics
I am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have…
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026
Man why are all these well-loved tech companies so desperate to give their money to Mr Kill All Immigrants in exchange for his dotfiles
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Sisyphus, but for reducing tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we've *got* to discipline the tech-executive-group-chat class
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this came to me in a dream
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skyking @jkachmar.com · 03/09/2026
every organization is cursed to reinvent Goodhart’s Law from first principles but i‘m gonna be real i wasn’t expecting my password manager to do it racistly
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
performance tires are like grippy socks for cars
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
actually it's about ethics in open source software development
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jade @jade.fyi · 02/09/2026
holy shit this is a mashup of dynamicland, CloudFlare OS (but less security focused), Google docs and glamorous toolkit, but it's like, *normal*. using *normal* technologies to do it. goes *so* hard. they're just out here building stuff from @jyn.dev posts. awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UxG...
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Introducing Patchwork-26
YouTube video by Ink & Switch
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