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Jacob Sager Weinstein

@jacobsw.bsky.social
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I write books, mostly #kidlit. My next picture book is I'M SORRY FOR THE BAGEL BURPS: A YOM KIPPUR APOLOGY. He/him. www.jacobsagerweinstein.com

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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 2h
Ha! Fair! But that's actually something I like about Sanderson. At his best, he builds up his magic system slowly and steadily so that you by the time you get to a later book, you're like "Well, DUH! What else would a feruchemical spike be endowed with?"
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't know you could win Yom Kippur Internet, but Ray Goldfield just did it.
A post from Sesame Street, showing various Sesame Street characters. The text at the top says "Wishing you a meaningful Yom Kippur."

Below is a comment from a poster named Ray Goldfield, who says, "We appreciate his support, but Cookie Monster ain't making it 24 hours."
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This - from a psychologist who notes, btw, that "Even professors find making friends anxiety-provoking"- is great. If anyone you know is starting university this week or very soon, do flick it on. It might really help and reassure them.
theconversation.com
Why making friends at university feels harder than it really is
We overestimate how much other people notice our own behaviour and any social missteps.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I ain’t afraid of no ghost scrubs (also known as ghostbusters).
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of the most common questions I see from new authors is, "Is this hybrid publishing company legitimate?" The answer is always, always "no." Hybrid publishing is inherently a scam.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Traditional publishing: publisher risks their money upfront & gets a share of the profits. Self-publishing: author risks their money upfront but keeps all the profits. So-called "Hybrid" publishing: author risks their money upfront, yet the publisher gets a share of the profits. Always a scam.
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Children's Book World and CBW Teens & Adults @childrensbookworld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
📚📚📚Join us this Sunday for a book launch party with author Jacob Sager Weinstein, to commemorate the start of Rosh Hashanah, the High Holidays, and the publication of his new picture book.⁠ ⁠ Sept. 6 at 11:30am⁠ ⁠ Order at childrensbookworld.com/event/2026-0... #book #newbook @jacobsw.bsky.social
On a dark blue background, text at the top says: This Sunday! A High Holidays Storytime with Jacob Seger Weinstein. Join us at Children's Book World for a special book launch party with children's book author, Jacob Sager Weinstein, to commemorate the start of Rosh Hashanah and the High Holidays.⁠
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s publication day for I’M SORRY FOR THE BAGEL BURPS, so I’ll share my hottest publishing take: We should stop using the term “book birthday” to refer to publication day. “Birthday” refers to the ANNIVERSARY of the day you’re born, not the day itself. Nobody says “happy birthday” to a newborn!
The cover of the picture book I’M SORRY FOR THE BAGEL BURPS: A YOM KIPPUR APOLOGY. The art shows a young boy burping a big green cloud in synagogue, while his brother and parents look on in shock. The cover also includes the name of the author Jacob Sager Weinstein and the illustrator Jason Kirschner.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I always build a certain amount of sulking time into my rewrite process!
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Neill Cameron @neillcameron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve said this before but I genuinely think my main skill in comics, the thing that has kept me employed the last 20-odd years, is not to do with any particular skill at writing or drawing. It’s simply the ability to take a note, absorb it and come up with solutions, with minimal sulking time.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I was going to advise a young writer to learn any skill, it would be the ability to absorb constructive criticism. Sometimes I think that’s the single most important skill in any art form.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026
PS: Today is a very fine day to donate to the Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A tweet from June 17, 2020, by user Jacob Sager Weinstein. The text reads, "Is there a word that means the opposite of 'milkshake duck'? Where somebody seems pretty great, and then more facts emerge and you learn they're even better than you thought? I propose we call this 'dollypartoning'."
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Children's Book World and CBW Teens & Adults @childrensbookworld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
📚Join us for a book launch party with children's book author, Jacob Sager Weinstein, to commemorate the start of Rosh Hashanah, the High Holidays, and the publication of his new book I'm Sorry for the Bagel Burps.⁠ ⁠ Sept. 6 at 11:30am⁠ ⁠ Preorder at childrensbookworld.com/event/2026-0... #books
On a light green background with blue and gray shapes, text reads: High Holidays Book Launch. Text underneath reads: Join us at Children's Book World for a special book launch party with children's book author, Jacob Sager Weinstein, to commemorate the start of Rosh Hashanah, the High Holidays, and the publication of his delightfully funny new picture book. In the lower left corner is a photo of author Jacob Sager Weinstein and to the right is a cover of the book I'm Sorry for the Bagel Burps.⁠
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If you want to dig deep into my back catalog, my very first book (co-authored with Matthew David Brozik) is on sale for a mere $2.99 at Apple Books. If you've ever wanted a practical guide to donning spandex and fighting crime, have I got a deal for you! books.apple.com/us/book/the-...
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‎The Government Manual for New Superheroes
‎Humor · 2009
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think I actually got through that but soon thereafter, ran into some wild animal that kept killing me.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I rage quit it fairly early on-- but I suspect it was a single design decision away from being one of my favorite games. All it needed was the ability to save anywhere. Or even better placement of the save points! I got tired of replaying the same sequence and dying right before I could save.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Attention, Europe. If my books are not on the best-seller list by 6:17 tonight, I will be forced to BLOT OUT THE SUN. You have been warned!
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The image is a parody of the NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC series of CDs, written in the same distinctive font style. The text says DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS IS NOW WHAT I CALL MYSELF
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In the style of the old NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC compilations, text reads "Now That's What I Call A Cunning Man, Skilled In AllManner of Contending, Who Wandered"In the style of the old NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC compilations, the text reads "Many a year after plundering the proud heigh of troy. Many the cities (CONTINUED ON DISC 3)
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In the distinctive style of the NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC CD, the text says "Now That's What You Call Inception"
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In the distinctive font and layout of the old "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC" CDs, the text says, "I Can't Remember What I Call Memento"
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Christopher Nolan, call me. I'm putting together CD covers for your film soundtracks.
A parody of a "Now That's What I Call Music" CD, echoing its distinctive font and layout. The text says, "Tenet That's What I Call Now"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel like a lot of Odysseus’s problems could have been avoided if he had just read The Odyssey.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So, this is an AI remake of a hand-drawn cartoon by @billamend.bsky.social . If you are going to repost it, may I gently request that you credit the original human creator? bsky.app/profile/bill...
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The solution is to read more picture books!
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
BRB, pitching The New Colossus as a kaiju movie.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Go ahead. Compare him to a summer's day. He dares you. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is... SONNET 18
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@pftompkins.bsky.social I hate to be one of those guys who @s you with an article I think you should see, but I felt this passage (from Jane Campion's remembrance of Sam Neill) deserved your attention. Apologies if I'm the one millionth person to send it to you.
An excerpt from a Guardian article. The text reads, "I saw Sam at the beginning of this year with his partner Heather and my and his friend Griz. We stayed the night at his beautiful winery and celebrated what seemed like..."
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I choose to believe that the subhead is 100% correct and they are using "effecting" in the sense of "bringing into being." That's great news! Social media is creating athletes! The more we scroll, the fitter we'll be!
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
For anybody who has taken out a hundred candles to put on Mel Brooks’ birthday cake: PUT. THE CANDLES. BACK.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So I guess you're....waiting for the other Boot to drop.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Quite shocked - and a little ticked off - that @theguardian.com with its large book section has had zero coverage of the @carnegiemedals.bsky.social Kids books are a HUGE part of the industry, and the Carnegie is essentially our Booker. What’s up with that, @theguardian.com ?
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
(Glad you’re OK!)
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sure, the CT scan says you’re fine, but have you asked a beckoning ring of underwater sensors that surrounds you like dolphins?
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
h/t @scottstein.bsky.social
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is exactly what aliens would write to lure humans into their brain-replacement machines. www.midjourney.com/medical/blog...
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A New Era of Midjourney
A New Era of Midjourney, announcing Midjourney Medical: full-body Ultrasonic CT and the Midjourney Spa.
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you got AI to write your book you didn’t write your book. Stephen King wrote your book. Octavia Butler wrote your book. Jilly Cooper wrote your book. Dav Pilkey wrote your book. Lisa Jewell wrote your book. I wrote your book. Every author whose work has been digitised wrote your book. You did not
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Great article on the importance of illustration in children's books, and the delicate dance that has to take place between the text and the art. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...
theguardian.com
‘I am very serious about being silly’: children’s illustrators on the art of storytelling
From The Twits to the Gruffalo… Quentin Blake, Cressida Cowell, Axel Sheffler, Lauren Child and more reveal how they bring children’s books to life
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is the most delightfully nerdy pride flag I've ever seen!
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am super excited that my picture book about the artist Maurizio Cattelan has found a home at Phaidon, one of the world's great publishers of art books! And Sarah Matuszewski is the perfect illustrator; she's got the wild sense of humor that's essential if you're trying to capture Cattelan's work.
A brief article from Publisher's Weekly. The text reads, "Maya Gartner at Phaidon has acquired world rights to THE GOLD TOILET by Jacob Sager Weinstein, illustrated by Sarah Matuszewski. The picture book tells the real-life story of mischievous Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan and the shocking theft of a multimillion-dollar toilet made entirely of gold. Publication is planned for fall 2027; Ammi-Joan Paquette at Aevitas Creative Management represented the author, and Laura Hemsley at the Bright Agency represented the illustrator."

Next to the text are photos of author Jacob Sager Weinstein and illustrator Sarah Matuszewski.
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Subjectively, I believe that a Greatest Novels list without "Ramona Quimby Age 8" is flawed. Objectively, I know that a Greatest Novels list without ANY literature for children is fatally flawed.
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Children's Bookshelf @pwkidsbookshelf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New book deals on the way from @metahatem.bsky.social @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social @jacobsw.bsky.social + more buff.ly/4mAUnCQ
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The limericks that some people say lie flat, like a fallen soufflé. To make them completer, pay heed to the meter, and don't just throw out a bunch of clunky words and claim it's a limerick because the rhyme scheme is AABBA. #limerick
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Jacob Sager Weinstein @jacobsw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
who suffered a terrible curse, It simply could not get much worse. were in the wrong place. for the lines in each case There once was a writer of verse #limerick
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