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Jacob.

@jacobrhoades.bsky.social
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Somewhere in the future, I am remembering today. he/him/his.

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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 13h
This might help.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Here it is! Feel free to block me if I’m insulting you by thinking it was you hahaa.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ahh damn. Well let me know if you want to hear what some dickhead on the internet thought could’ve been your work hahaa.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@leyawn.bsky.social Hey dude, did you do the Comedy Bang Bang Plug Bags theme this week? The host said it was submitted by “Chango Leon” and the music seemed like it could be your work. Apologies if you have no idea what any of this is hahaa.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social *Nodding sagely.*
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Best part of the bit is that they’re touring sans crew so when they’re setting up before the show, they’re still wearing masks and polka dot shit hahaa. I saw them at King Gizz’s fest in August and they ripped.
One of the guys from Angine de Poitrine setting up before a show masked and wearing polka dots.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“I post on a white supremacist pedophile site, do you??” “I post on a big website with my wife.”
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey dude, why did you admit to using AI on the site run by a white supremacist pervert but not on this one?
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is no joke my hometown hahaa. And I graduated from the small college there.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!
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ICE Spent $700 Million on 7 Warehouses. Now It Wants to Get Rid of Them.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Domestic Double, specifically. Maybe FIBA can get a Club World Cup off the ground and open up the possibility for a Treble.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good work and congrats Libby. Did 1st place go to a certain fellow Doughboys guest, let’s call her Eva A.? No that’s too obvious. Let’s say, E. Anderson.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A wise man once said that his man cave…is more like a man’s grave. @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Requesting a late submission in honor of the Guardians prospect who'll be making his major league debut today. /To the tune of "Guantanamera": Travis Bazzana. Our hero, Travis Bazzana. Travis Bazzaaaaaaaanaaaa. Our hero, Travis Bazzana.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🇭🇺
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Did he give you his personal email address and password as well, since that’s apparently Bureau protocol these days?
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now you understand the mind-altering qualities of Triangle Power.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/03/2026
it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oh yeah, and second of all? You’re respecting…you’re disp…respecting, a former, future US Army soldier.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The solution is simple: burn down your place while saging the basement and move somewhere else that doesn’t have this expectation.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Italy kissing each other after dingers like Abner Doubleday intended.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I listened to Double Negative about a thousand times the year it came out and another thousand since.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“Your catcher Teel…whatever happened there.”
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Fix your hearts or die.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is what her teammate and close friend Amber Glenn said about them when they won team gold earlier this Olympics hahaa.
A graphic displaying a quote from US Olympic Skater Amber Glenn that says “They hate to see two woke bitches winning.”
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I honestly know very little, his brother and some of our friends went to a party that they were filming and I heard a bit about the like selection process. But based on the other reply I got saying they “hope he gets the help he needs,” it sounds like there’s some drama hahaa.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Is there a dude named Davonta on this season? If so it's my high school pal's little brother, I'm pretty sure he's on the show hahaa.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 30/01/2026
These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Even the soccer team is anti-fascist.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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screenshot of text from Adam Serwer in The Atlantic: "The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive - because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force."
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Great bit in an old U Talkin’ episode where @scottaukerman.bsky.social and Adam Scott wanted to buy male.com and were told that the owner of the domain would be willing to consider “any six-figure offer.”
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Ms Rachel @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/06/2025
I can't tell if it's because I'm too NYC focused but does it feel like the news cycle spent more time crashing out on the fact that NYC picked a brown Muslim dude as is primary candidate then it did on a right wing extremist who shot 2 Minnesota legislators killing one, her husband and dog?
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I walked 12 miles in 98° weather today, but it ended up being a great day because the first mile was walking to my polling station and voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. Feels good to be a New Yorker right now.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 25/06/2025
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
@scottaukerman.bsky.social Re: today’s Threeture, Eggthan Hunt. Is that anything? Also, here’s you on Doughboys in 2023 talking about Young Egg Sheldon hahaa. I’m sure you don’t remember because you do so many shows but the coincidence made me laugh this morning. Great ep! youtu.be/clvR9S4imms
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Doughboys - Young Sheldon gets The Pun Game treatment
YouTube video by gudclips
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is the kind of exciting discourse fans are having during Scott Hasn’t Seen’s MONTH MONTH! Join in on the fun at @cbbworld.bsky.social! (I’ve seen it)
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Jacob. @jacobrhoades.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@scottaukerman.bsky.social Hey Scott, excited for Month Month. Might be too late or you might’ve already seen it, but just wanted to pitch Martha Marcy May Marlene if you’re still searching for candidates. Thanks!
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/01/2025
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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