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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Overheard from a phone call on the VIA near Kingston: "It's hard to describe it. It's like the concept of Dove Soap."

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did any of you happen to catch last weekend's SNL US?

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Overheard near the Parkdale Market: "He said 'Mum, I'm not going to be drinking tonight.'"

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

S3 of BD:SY is a great one and Andy Cohen is really attacking all the right narratives in this reunion.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wish I could describe to aliens, the flavour of sandwiches..... I wish.......

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Varland coming in to close "unless they score 4 runs this inning", B. Shulman said.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

With the caveat that I know nothing about software development. I wonder whether the terminator fantasies come from jealously of climate change's spotlight as the actual threat to our species

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There's no such thing as ignobility. Even the word itself says : "I'g nobility"

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Water is the beverage of life" —Jacob Hoytema

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

me when the Janus Films logo comes up on movie night

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 05/09/2026

11 years ago today, Bartolo Colon gave it some mustard.

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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It is *extremely* funny to me that Apple literally LITERALLY built its brand as an imagined hero against Orwellian manipulation of information and is, in 2026, re-writing maps because Donald Trump says so. Not ha-ha funny, exactly, but you get it.

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Middle powers can absolutely afford to provide public informational goods that wreck hegemonic choke points

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Geoff Bowden @geoffbowden.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My office door.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

All these revivals of classic sitcoms going on. I'd like to see them do Ted Lasso. What's the mustachioed manager up to today

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I'm sorry that is the funniest Threads I have ever seen in my life. I may have to join the site

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hamilton is, in multiple ways, the Montréal of Ontario.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It is wild how casually racist this is bsky.app/profile/cnn....

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.

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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I rarely comment on departing players, but Kevin Gausman is different. A thoughtful, reliable and impressive person to cover. All of the reasons #BlueJays fans were drawn to Gausman are genuine and real. Model player, model representative of this organization. He did it right.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

there's no such thing as inoperability. Even the word itself says "I'n operability."

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

BELOW DECK S9E8 was a thrilling demonstration of something I've wanted to see for a long time: longer breathable shots where we see people thinking, the camera a little shakier, drop the music. Not that I dislike the shinier stuff, but it's fun to go indy style sometimes.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Our world needs DRC to beat the English today

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"Politics is the art of the possible"

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's called "YOW" because that's the sound I make when I land at Nepean International Aeroport.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I wonder if the title of the TV show Friends is a nod to the famous Shakespeare line "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." If so, hilarious.

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Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Les Douze Travaux d'Hercule (1910) by French animation pioneer Émile Cohl

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

letterboxd review, five stars, "great movie to have on in the background while you're on your phone". another letterboxd review, four and a half stars, "i'd recommend this to anyone who hates paying attention and loves their phone". another one, five stars, "i had this on mute 🤩"

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I have watched piles of Paul McCartney interviews over the years. Very easy to make a bad one, very hard to make a good one. Dimoldenberg's new Chicken Shop Date with him is one of his rare best chats in years -- Funny and informative

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

There's no such thing, as imbalance. Even the word says, ' I'm balance'.

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"IF MODERN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE SILENT MOVIES, UPSCALE THEM AND COLORIZE THEM, I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT I GET TO TAKE MODERN MOVIES, BOOST THE SATURATION AND RESCORE THEM WITH VIC MIZZY MUSIC..."

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I have come around from being sad about Soderbergh AI to now laughing, but still sad.

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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Overheard at the funeral home: "That Henry Cavill? Who plays Superman; he's got a good package."

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"Grogu" (lets go of snowglobe which rolls down the steps and shatters as a nurse enters the room, as seen through the broken glass of the snowglobe)

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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Assume we have a strait opener

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

There are no good, clean hands options when the basic fairness & reciprocity of a democratic system have been undermined by a fascist movement in power

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

those new e-buses sound so cool and futuristic.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Smiling and laughing changes your life

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Jacob Hoytema @jacobhoytema.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Yes, the Von Trapps are a real family. But most of that stuff happened to them AFTER the movie came out. Popular misconception.

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