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Jack Lewis

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 20h
Lol
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
“Testers spent up to an hour discussing suicide, self-harm or eating disorders on more than a dozen new accounts registered to 13- to 17-year-olds. After dangerous discussions that went as long as an hour, only a handful of alerts were sent to the accounts registered as the users’ parents.”
latimes.com
ChatGPT’s teen safeguards failed to alert parents during suicide conversations, report finds
Common Sense Media says ChatGPT for Teens fails on parental alerts, crisis referrals and age checks, urging OpenAI to keep minors off the platform. OpenAI disputes the findings.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 20h
Is this anything?
I think you should leave with Tim Robinson
Five orbs told me to stay, Sharon Stone
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 20h
'they could have joined the next govt' Damn... if only we had known it was that easy to get a Green Party government 🤣
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 21h
You liked him in 'Doesn't Understand Numbers' Now, get ready to love him in 'Doesn't Understand Words'
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's also horrifying His body peels open in a very disturbing way to spray out his parasitic children
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gun to my head, gun to my balls, you could never make me say this
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026
Microsoft running their ‘new products’ live stream with the CEO and their viewer count is going down as the event is going on. Why? It’s all AI.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You sure about that? You sure about that that's her reputation? You sure about that?
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
Alt: Tim Robinson, "You sure about that?"
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me when I just fully forget to take my meds for a few days
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't watch reviews until after I've seen the film, but i don't plan on watching this film so I watched the review straight away... ...maybe other people have done the same thing?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.
"I feel nothing being with you!" I say in defiance.

"Your body says otherwise," he says. As an example, he points to my hands, which I hadn't realized were both giving a thumbs up.

"Traitorous thumbs," I say under my breath. "Crap. Fuck. This sucks."

I shove my hands behind my back so he can't see them, but then he starts doing this evil sex move where he thrusts even faster and they start applauding so he can still tell I actually like it anyway."Perhaps a night in the gaol will make you less defiant." He snarls with his sex mouth. At first I thought he had said "jail" because that was how he pronounced it, because that is how that word is pronounced and also it has the same meaning, but I didn't know that because I had only seen that version of the word written down. Or maybe I had heard it spoken but every time I did I had assumed they were saying "jail." There's honestly no way for me to know.

"Its pronounced GAOL!" I shout back, nowhere close to the correct pronounciation. Like, not even remotely on the map with that one.The Prince aimed his bonewand at us. Not the Bonewand that turns people into bones, but the bonewand, which is unrelated and uncapitalized. The one that shoots bones. 

Sharp bones pierced poor Wingwind, shredding his semitendinosus, his brachiocephalicus, his sternomandibularis, and his registertocontinueusingfreehorseanatomydotcom. As we fell from the sky, the valiant pegasus turned his head and spoke to me.

"My lady, you must live. No matter what happens, no matter what degredations you face, you must live. Even if the degredations get kind of sexy, you must live so that you can find love, feministly. Even if its with a guy who at least kind of sucks, you must do this."

"Holy shit, you can talk?" I said."Do you ever worry that the confines of our imagination have made actual intimacy impossible? That we merely seek to replicate the same failed dynamics we grew up surrounded by, in roles we slide into out of entropy rather than any real connection we feel to them, only now with elaborate pageantry we've constructed in order to feel empowered instead of debased?" He asks me, making me a bit uncomfortable since he's now talking about feelings like some kind of gay or one of those girls that I'm different from.

"Wuh-oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the grumpies that can only be solved by doing some kind of crazy sex kink! Like, maybe a new kind of missionary, but one where I'm on my tummy." I retort.

For a moment I think he's about to cry but then at the last second he sternly nods and begins taking off his pants.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Screenshot of the above post with the post below it, an image of professor Frink from the simpsons looking angry
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tr*mp announced that he will be giving 20 million Seniors Citizens a One Time Payment of 90 Dollars. "They can use this money for whatever they want. Buy a New Car. Take a Vacation. Or Eat. It’s totally up to them."
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'...his guilt is now the easiest moral question before us. That certitude, justifiable though it certainly is, has allowed cynical actors to emerge, capitalizing on this news.' Your dislike of a rapist, who faced no consequences for his actions, makes you a 'cynical actor'.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck AI 🙂
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My therapist could beat up your therapist
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I trust G00n3R the Swamp Pervert over Bari Weiss
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch
Who?
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are we asking if it is 'normal' or 'raises red flags'? We already know it is corrupt, we can see it, they put it on the TV. Impeach, remove, arrest, try, convict, imprison.
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Dr Ian McCormick @wokestudies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Iranian singer’s 74 lashes for performing without a hijab ‘a form of torture’, say rights groups" www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
theguardian.com
Iranian singer’s 74 lashes for performing without a hijab ‘a form of torture’, say rights groups
Iranian court upholds sentence against 29-year-old star Parastoo Ahmadi and other musicians in crackdown on women flouting hijab law
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few people have pointed out that you can ask America.gov to play Minecraft and it goes insane; but also, the page doesn't remove the example question when you type in a question, so it is unreadable (also it seems to have crashed)
Play Minecraft written over an example question so it is unreadable Chat is unavailable right now
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huh...
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
Alt: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Adam Rosenberg's Net-Force @geminibros.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who swing OUT on the road to make a left turn, nearly causing an accident, when they're only driving a regular-ass car or SUV need to have their licenses taken away.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright Guardian, calm down
Article by The Guardian titled, "'Stern, sensuous, almost kissable lips': why sculptures can have far more power when they're broken"
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/09/2026
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients. trib.al/WfBh0ib
trib.al
MAGA Furious Over Republican Ad Featuring White Man as Face of Welfare
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are currently 30 books, he'll be 20% through after season 6, and there are more books coming
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much happening: 1. Mayoral candidate makes volunteers hand over access to personal phones 2. They're told, "You don't need to freak out about this" 3. One woman had 𝟮,𝟰𝟬𝟬 contacts on her phone???
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This looks like shit, thanks for destroying the environment to make it 👍
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure, go ahead, post about a relatively important distinction that matters, I say to myself. People can handle it without being too weird, I reassure myself.
Me: think we need to differentiate between "Al uses a lot of water!" (not necessarily bad on its own) and "Al stresses local water supplies" (a potentially real issue). The distinction is important because even "modest" use can cause serious issues, especially given the locations of data centers

A very normal person: 

think we need to feed you to the ocean
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isla @punishedisla.bsky.social •1m
I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elon Musk is shutting down the Catholic Bishops in Brazil account on X to help the right-wing win the election there paydayreport.com/x-blocks-acc...
paydayreport.com
X Blocks Account of National Conference of Bishops of Brasil As Catholics Back Lula
Polls show Catholics backing Lula as the church denounces foreign interference.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can Americans scan their card before they finish scanning stuff? Why?
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Science allows us to carry playlists with 100s of songs in our pocket, and have them autoconnect to our earphones and cars. We can shop online instead of in stores. We never need to listen to new music again.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?
A poster for 'See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)' with Richard Pryor covering Gene Wilder's ears and Gene Wilder covering Richard Pryor's eyes; with the phrase 'Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Content warning: Rape "Matthew Ingalls. Jonathan Newell. Winston Lee. Gillio Lopes. Diego Sarabia. Scott Norris. Scott Kretzschmar."
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no! He's coming for you mechanical trans girls!
A 'Mechanical Chaser' yugioh card
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Jack Lewis @jacklewis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He looks at you like you just called him 'cute' instead of 'ferocious'
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