trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026some dude I went to boarding school with is going to be on love is blind lol 031
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026school principal sent out a “parent learning opportunity” email with a $10 off code. lol. idk I think I’ll just ride the wave of not knowing how to do montessori bead chain math. why is modern parenting so gd time consuming??? 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026finally got my mom’s taxes done. guess I’ll be footing the $9k she owes 🙂 100
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it is noon & I just realized my pants are on backwards & my underwear is inside out. how’s your day going??? 010
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026not man coming home from a 4 day work trip & immediately giving me shit for buying our kid a school tote that “school tote” is the fucking class snack bag. must be nice to not know what that is!!! 120
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026well so much for my sunday morning rescue mission. showed up to the gas station where a puppy was hanging out & the worker who posted it said he did in fact get hit by a car 😭 100
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026going to a class mom meet up  hey siri play anxiety by doechii 130
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we were writing a thank you note to cj’s great great grandma tn & she got on this kick that she wants to go to wisconsin to meet her 🥹 now I feel like I have to make this happen. I think I myself have only met her once in my life when I was 15???? 110
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026county records: we’ll get back to you within one day of your request me: *follows up 9 days after submission* records: oh we’ll have to forward that down to probate now bc they like to do their own searches 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026one thing about me is that I can’t stand a bright light at night. as man followed me in to a dimly lit room he said “whenever I walk into a room w you like this I sing ‘blooooood sucker dreaaaam crusher’🎵 in my head” lmao 🧛♀️ 010
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t even want to think about pantry reno phase 2 & my friend is sending us walk in fridges lol help 110
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026tbh the only thing getting me through this stupid reno is how popular bitsy is at all the home improvement stores 🥹 010
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I yearn for a time when I didn’t feel so overwhelmed 24/7. when I didn’t have 3 lawyers on retainer or need facial reconstructive surgery. when my kid couldn’t write “mom is the worst.” when I could call my mom or pet my dogs. life before chronic back pain. relaxing w/o feeling guilty. I’m so tired 220
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026having a hard time processing that my 5yo took this selfie 😭 040
Reposted by trailer swiftMrs. PA-C @mrspac.medsky.social · 01/09/2026How my brain feels currentlystatic.klipy.comSimpsons: Homer's Monkey Cymbals BrainALT: Simpsons: Homer's Monkey Cymbals Brain 1142
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026niece told cj she’s pregnant & her response was “everybody raise your hand if you like mac & cheese!“ then she got zoomies & crashed out so hard lmao. sorry you’re not going to be the baby/center of attention anymore 🤣 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026just got some v v big news that the thing that we always said would be the catalyst for us to move back to tpa is… happening. dear god my head is spinning!!!!!! 130
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this school year has brought my first class mom group chat 😵💫 there is so much going on here omg 260
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026helped reunite an old guy with three of his loose dogs in the school car line this morning. my good deed is done for the day. 🧲 020
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026our dryer won’t stay on for more than 5 seconds & I have two loads of wet bedding now. I quit homeownership!!! 110
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026remember when man traveled mon-wed, played tennis/had dinner thurs, & was going to go to a “quick” fantasy draft tn (an hr+ away) but still hasn’t left!!! 🙂 because I sure dooooo 100
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hi hello I would just like the record to reflect that on august 22nd I finally took down my pink pony club xmas tree 😬 020
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026why has today been so long & why do I still have a zillion things to do 🥱 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026our kitchen faucet shit the bed last night. plumber came today & said we need a whole new one. the shank threading just gave out. looked up replacing it & it’s almost doubled in cost. then I checked warranty & actually just got approval for a new one!!!! 10/10 customer service from brizo 🤩 140
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026getting your house power washed is the whole home equivalent of sleeping in clean sheets 020
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026when I say I am a magnet for strays I mean I don’t know how this happens so often. some little gay man & I just saved a puppy from the middle of the fucking expressway!!!!! holy shit. going to need a minute for the adrenaline to come down. 4100
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026pulled up to summer camp bumpin no scrubs & the car line lady was like “I see you’re giving her a good musical education” & I got to say “oh it was her request” 💅 yeah, my 4yo is cool af & 90s summer is in full swing!!!! 030
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026my neighbor (previous owner of our house) also just dropped off a painting that someone did in exchange for him fixing smth for them. tbh I always wanted to have this done. how cool. also this makes me want to put shutters back on!!! 040
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026omg there was a feral w 2 kittens on our st that I’d seen regularly & mentally committed to tnvring when they got big enough. ordered food & trap disinfectant. then my neighbor told me they were attacked by cranes & cop neighbor broke it up. then I didn’t see any of them for 10 days… until today! 130
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026ok what does etc stand for in the announcement I just got to “bring a camping chair, etc” for a bday party in less than 24hrs 120
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I kinda feel like they’re bluffing but I just got a text from the rescue saying our girl has a meet on sat so I guess we’re prob adopting her tonight lmao 120
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026nothing to make you feel old like the country club dj bumping all your college club bangerz on the 4th lmao 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026sure would’ve been nice to get a heads up that our power provider was doing maintenance on our street during peak heat 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026having a good cry on the way to camp pick up bc my 4yo is obsessed with death. feeling extra guilty bc we’re heading to hand off magnet to his new family next. I just peeked at the card that she made during breakfast & tbh she may need therapy. poor kid has been surrounded by loss 240
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 23/06/20268 months w this big boy & he’s headed to a new home on friday 🥲 all the feeeeeeeeels 020
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I finally broke up w my therapist under the guise of taking a break for the summer. omg. relief. I have a rec to see someone new & I’m hoping she is not so damn mediocre bc I really need all the therapy lol. baby steps! 050
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026this is the mood board I’ve been planning for man’s bday & then this showed up in the mail from stitch fix… 👀 260
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026the way man always finds a way to shirk his duties when shit gets hard makes me resent him so much. he was down sick all last weekend, followed by cj waking up & vomiting at 2:45am on tues. she was out sick the last 3 days of school. then yesterday I got some combo of whatever they both had. 100
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026there was a quadruple murder (gma, mom, 2 young girls) the other week that has the entire town up in arms. they finally released the identities & I fucking knew them. they went to our weekly library story time w us when cj was a baby. I can’t believe they’re all gone. holy shit. I have no words 😭 310
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026the local dude who dresses up as santa was arrested for soliciting s3x from a THIRTEEN year old (undercover cop) 🤢 this is another I-hate-it-here post 010
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026our local high school fri: 2 kids brought guns to school (1 loaded) mon: evacuated for a bomb threat tues: another loaded gun on campus how tf is anyone supposed to learn in this environment???? florida is not okaymedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a box with her head in her hands and says `` gotta get out of here '' .ALT: a woman is sitting in a box with her head in her hands and says `` gotta get out of here '' . 010
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026what shoes are the girlies wearing to a fancy dinner in nyc this weekend?? asking for me 000
trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026my bff is never awake late but she’s in italy w jet lag at the gym at 5am so I have someone to talk to on a rough day lol. small wins. 010
