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alison dilaurentis

@jackietaylor96.bsky.social
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literally all i care about is sandwiches Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social

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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 2h
nothing i love more than a well-dressed autistic man with savant-like talent and a nerdy special interest
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 4h
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 5h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 4h
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 12h
extremely good joke, no notes
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I’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 22h
Whenever people act like choosing not to use AI is virtue signaling/pretentious I feel like Mac in that Always Sunny scene where he’s accused by Frank of “putting on airs” for not eating cat food.
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 13h
Yo-Yo Ma tried to kiss me altho tbh that doesn't even sound like a lie, that sounds like something that would absolutely happen and no one was surprised
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 16h
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 16h
YES let me see if i can find it
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 17h
wait this guys profile was featured in a news story recently !!!
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dracu laura ⋆ ⚰︎ ˚。⋆ @laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue · 22h
y’all I’m serious what the fuck is doctor who about
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i usually go to Vegas in late July so I don't mind the heat, i just don't want to spend a ton of money to hang out with alcoholics when I have a ton of work to do and am exhausted 😭
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i do not want to go to Las Vegas tomorrow
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Animal in heat" feels like low-hanging fruit but any other choice would be disingenuous
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when I was a kid Hannukah was 1 or 2 bigger presents and the rest of the nights were things like candy, gum, little tchotkes, stickers, etc
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
telling people I can't open YouTube videos bc I no longer have a gmail account
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what book is it?
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so sick of the bus
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bar in The Shining (1980)
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh yeah I wasn't picking up on that part
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like Wizard Battle can apply to wizards from all IPs; would love to see Gandalf vs Nicodemus (secret of NIMH)
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like our home but even if I didn't we'd be SOL bc we have a 2.9% interest rate and there's no chance we could go anywhere else
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
those vapes 😍
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Golden pheasant: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parisians dressed their dogs up for Paris Fashion Week. Video via @reuters.com
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
was supposed to do extra work after work tonight but ended up downloading Werewolf Bar Mitzvah + other songs instead
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
forgot about this but wow, he was prescient
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Fund abortion @rahulastrohl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve always been tech skeptical, but the first time i saw a website in action it was the greatest thing i’d ever seen. You didn’t need to sell me on it, the Houston Symphony cello section’s website (tagline: We are the best. The rest all suck) sold the internet to me.
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remember when Taylor Swift joined the Wiskayok Yellowjackets soccer team
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i want the world to have more cello song covers and fewer things made by Elon musk
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i got way too used to driving during the pandemic; it's been nice feeling back to my roots
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my FAVORITE! it takes so long to make tho I never do it. well done
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
been riding the bus so much lately
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Slappy in Goosebumps also did a big number on me but the slime monster was chronologically first
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they deactivated QT but, the Slime Monster episode(s) of Ghostwriter. probably a very niche reference but I still think about it randomly sometimes, absolutely terrified me
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Olivia ate the pompom and threw up everywhere so we had to get rid of it
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did they ever find that giraffe ?
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no one has ever said this about ChatGPT
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
evergreen
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
maybe if you want people to buy tickets to your shows you should make sure your ticketing website works
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@anothercorpgirl.bsky.social YOU ARE BACK
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
zero WiFi this whole trip, yikes Amtrak
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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