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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 27/09/2026
Two online messages from user Artstotzka. The first reads “if I can jack off to pixels I can be mad at em too”, and the second reads “godbless America”
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 25/09/2026
When your family aren't supportive
An alert from Control Resonant saying "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 17/09/2026
I made this on an iPad in 10 minutes to celebrate someone in my discord doing a thing in No Man’s Sky
The DVD cover of “We Bought A Zoo” with the text changed to “Sluggboi Bought A Station”. The family in the background of the image has been replaced with a space station and an image of Willem Defoe surrounded by hearts has been pasted over Matt Damon’s face.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 11/09/2026
I’m starting to think Ben Shephard has a bet to get risqué terms in the show now
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 09/09/2026
ExCUSE ME BEN????
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 11/08/2026
This is in 2 and a half hours from now and it's gonna kick ass!! Come join us!! jackdaw.tv
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 06/08/2026
come join us at jackdaw.tv this coming Tuesday for some answers and questions and giggles. Neither Andi nor Chop have Bsky but @samu3lk.bsky.social does. twitch.tv/andihubick twitch.tv/yourchopperpilot
An image advertising a Jeopardy-themed stream with guests Andi Hubick, Samuel K, and Your Chopper Pilot. It is titled (and I'm sorry if screen readers struggle with this) Jeoackpardy. Text reads "Live only on twitch.tv/JackdawDotTV Tuesday August 11th 7PM BST / 2PM EDT / 10AM PDT"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026 #makeaterriblecomicday feat. alt text for the visually impaired and anyone unable to read my dogshit handwriting
A 4-panel comic. Panel 1: A man is pointing to the sky and says "what do you suppose that is, boy?" to his dog. Panel 2: The dog turns to the man and says "so hey actually I've been meaning to tell you this for a while but I'd like to start going by Sarah and I hope you're like chill about that." Panel 3: The man is crouched and petting the dog with tears in his eyes, saying "oh my god of course! I'm so happy for you and thankful that you trust me!" Panel 4: The scene zooms out to reveal that in panel 1 the man was pointing at a UFO. An angry-looking alien is leaning out of a hatch saying "Are you two [redacted] going to come back to paying attention to me or what"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 21/06/2026
What’s the worst UI you have to regularly use? For me it’s the @seattletimes.com Killer Sudoku archive, which is not a calendar, but this nonsense:
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 07/06/2026
A screenshot of a Discord post from me reading “If you're interested in knowing what it's like to record and produce your own music, this is the face of a man who has just said the words I think this sounds freaking great”, followed by a picture of a very tired and unenthusiastic looking manA cartoon in which a blank figure says “wow Jack, you do so many things!”, to which an extremely over detailed very tired version of me replies “yes I am creatively fulfilled” with a smiley emoticon
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 06/06/2026
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 19/05/2026
Devastating
The scoreline from tonight’s Blue Jays - Yankees game, which is six seven
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 17/05/2026
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 06/05/2026
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 02/05/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching snooker
A snooker player pensively scratches the back of his head while looking at eight red balls completely surrounding the black ball at the edge of a corner pocket. It’s impossible for any of the balls to be moved without the black being pocketed out of sequence.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 07/04/2026
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 29/03/2026
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 14/03/2026
Haha what if someone did this. Wouldn’t that be funny.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 11/03/2026
A still frame of a TV showing text that says “who’s hiring
Beef boner
1 year experience 
581-1318”A 4-panel cartoon of a man on a ladder appearing to have sex with a cow. Panel 1: “hey bob. How long have I worked here?” Panel 2: (from offscreen) “‘bout ten months”. Panel 3 has no dialogue, but the man is looking silently into the distance. Panel 4: “shit.”
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 20/02/2026
I hear Clavicular hate to see these guys coming
A magic the gathering card titled “Mogg Bombers”. There is other text that is unimportant to the joke.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 22/01/2026
Pair with this for a disgusting turn 4 win
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 22/01/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social have you seen this shit. Two mana!
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 17/11/2025
My American Truck Simulator driver thinks the same way I do
A stock photograph of a man in glasses next to the words “Status: resting (Jackpot)
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 21/10/2025
Look at my opposing all-rounder Dawgggggg I’m going to lose the World Series 😫🤯🤣
A picture of Los Angeles Dodgers player Shohei Otani, who recently played what may be the greatest game of baseball of all time, damn it, come on man
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 18/09/2025
A promo image for an upcoming stream featuring Diana from the Hitman series of games badly photoshopped lying on a sun lounger. Text reads "Diana's Day Off: Nobody deserves a holiday as much as Diana. She’s been there for 47 for his entire career. And so, this Saturday (20th September), Diana gets a well-earned break - and someone else steps into her shoes. Will 47 manage to follow New Diana’s every instruction to the letter? jackdaw.tv 7pm UK | 2pm Eastern | 11am Pacific"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 24/06/2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 #Hitman
A conversation between Agent 47 and Diana from the videogame series Hitman. Diana is talking through 47's earpiece and is not pictured.

Panel 1:
Diana: Agent 47, your target is the leader o-
47: Diana. Diana I have misplaced my pogs.

Panel 2:
Diana: Pogs, 47?
47: My Miku slammer is worth fifteen dollars.

Panel 3 - in this panel, 47 is garrotting a target.
Diana: 47, is this the right time to discuss this
47: Diana. Did you hide my pogs Diana.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 24/06/2025
@gshowitt.bsky.social
BBC News headline reading "Bears raid honey store after enclosure escape"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 23/06/2025
Rodrigo hitting the George Osborne
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 21/06/2025
2025 is the year that we bring back sprite comics. The great democratiser. ANYONE can make a sprite comic. You don't need to be good at art. Hell you only need to be passable at writing. Don't use AI to make you a comic. Get your hands dirty in some fucking Megaman 7 sprite sheets like god intended
Sprites of Knuckles the Echidna in various poses saying "look how easy this is, you can do it too, so just fuckin do it"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 07/06/2025
It was a big post!! I’m not losing my mind after all!!
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 15/05/2025
@bungie.net get your shit together challenge. Check out this image, also by @antire.al:
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 06/05/2025
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 05/05/2025
Here is your sign that @qwantz.com T-Rex makes a great messaging sticker cc @ryannorth.ca
A sticker of T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics, apparently saying “it’s funny that it’s so small”. To what is he referring? Dear reader, we can but theorise
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 05/05/2025
Unthinkable. It has 50k rts to me
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 05/05/2025
I’ve only today learned this tweet isn’t a huge meme. Apologies to anyone I’ve referenced as a bitch who needs to survive who hasn’t seen it
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 27/04/2025
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 24/04/2025
Made this from the latest @dropout.tv @gamechangershow.bsky.social where @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social echoes the exact feelings I would have in his place
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 03/04/2025
Batard
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 01/04/2025
Friday! You don’t need to know anything about cricket or even care about sport in the slightest. See you there!
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 21/03/2025
A cartoon image of a balding man wearing a visor, swim shorts and sandals. Above him it says "EMBRACE MEDIOCRITY", and in a speech bubble he says "or die yearning!" Underneath this there is text that says "your work is an extension of yourself and therefore it need not be perfect"
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 07/03/2025
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 31/01/2025
Today! 8PM GMT/3PM EST/Noon PST! Join me, @pizzasuplex.bsky.social, @coollike.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social as we fuck around in a beloved IP from my youth! Jackdaw.tv
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 25/01/2025
Join me as I go back to one of the most obtuse TV shows of my youth! Dungeoneer @pizzasuplex.bsky.social will be joined by advisors @coollike.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social as they attempt to solve probably the stupidest dungeon of all time. 8PM GMT Friday!
Friday January 31st, 8PM GMT / 3PM EST / 12PM PST
Jackdaw.tv's legally distinct dungeon delve aka The Knightmare Stream
Featuring Patrick Gill, Charlotte McDonnell, Libby Watson and Ricky Peacock
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 14/01/2025
Thanks to @gooffkings.bsky.social for my new display name. Pity friend of the stream @phlogiston4lyfe.bsky.social who received this incredible roll:
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 26/12/2024
Consider:
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 10/10/2024
Here you go, for easy future reference
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 25/09/2024
Last night on stream @allisonotting.com let me know about the Rocky Mountain Vibes and this is my favourite baseball team design of all time.
The logo and mascot of the Rocky Mountain Vibes. The word vibes is rendered as campfire flames and the mascot is a smore wearing sunglasses with flame hair. There are examples of available hats underneath.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 24/09/2024
I’m going to spend all day NUTTING!
Skeletor from He-Man. He looks excited.
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 14/08/2024
Adam Flayman in Bee Movie pulling a stupid face. God I hate him.
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