Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 10/07/2026When my wife is out of town, I text screenshots of discord conversations to tell them about the funny things my friends say. Then I remember that I have to explain who “Gregor Samsung” is, and why “rounch” (who has a psychedelic avatar of a toy rat in a tank top) has a little purple “⚡️ rat” tag 220
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 23/10/2025Thank you to the UX designer who decided that messages that were sent immediately after another have a smaller gap than those who were sent 5+ minutes apart. 000
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 22/10/2025Hey, so do those creepy bleached white eyeballs in YouTube thumbnails actually improve click-through-rate, or is it just myth among creators? 000
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 16/09/2025Respectfully, the aesthetics of the new Apple update SUCK 000
Reposted by Allison OttingMatt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13/08/2025This is masculinity too 1045003910
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 14/08/2025If Taylor Swift and that football man ever break up, it’s going to be so embarrassing that she announced her next album on her ex-boyfriend’s podcast. It also brings the sincerity of the album into question—is it art or a commodity? 210
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 15/07/2025Gilmore Girls in 2025: Rory and Lorelei are talking on the phone and Lorelei is ranting about how she doesn’t understand Labubus. After half a dozen beanie baby references she vows to never get a Labubu because they’re ridiculous. 132
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 12/06/2025I miss being Mormon because at least a couple times a year I’d be at an event where there were those tiny frozen cream puffs or homemade Oreo truffles, and I would find make it my mission to eat as many as I could without anyone noticing 040
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 14/05/2025I don’t drink, but I fear the day a police officer asks me to say the alphabet backwards. 120
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 22/02/2025This is a message for the NYT games editors in regards to February 21st edition of Strands: 020
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 26/12/2024Men will literally be haunted by their old business partner and three spirits instead of going to therapy. 030
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 21/12/2024Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich is possibly the most perfect fast food sandwich in the USA. I miss it so much. 010
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 23/11/2024There was a year where I started writing poetry to perform at slams with my friends, and I’d often write at whatever computer I was currently studying at on campus. So, my digital notepad for poem ideas (or whatever things you usually jot down) was my Gmail drafts folder. 120
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 22/11/2024It is so nice to scroll and not see engagement bait, ai slop, or nazis. 000
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 20/11/2024I just want the last few good twitter accounts that I follow to move here so I can delete twitter for good. 1130
Reposted by Allison OttingPeople Need Goals @peopleneedgoals.com · 20/09/2023I just spent 50 minutes on this 053
Reposted by Allison Ottingenb @enb.bsky.social · 08/07/2023Maybe instead of choosing between Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky, I’ll just throw my phone in a river and finally be free. 1111
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 07/07/2023My wife and I are a house divided—I use bluesky, and they use threads 😭 360
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 27/06/2023How many invites do I have to give away to my friends before I can use one of them to establish my novelty account here? 🤡 010
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 25/06/2023My wife’s parents went to see Asteroid City tonight in full Wes Anderson cosplay: 070
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 21/06/2023Watching “The Ultimatum: Queer Love,” and my wife and I have decided that lesbians are insane. 010
Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · 01/06/2023I wish there was a way to auto follow everyone here that I follow on Twitter 100
