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Matt N

@jackandhishat.bsky.social
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Newly minted Canadian. Infrastructure architect. Hobbyist console restorer. Caffeinated.

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Picard leadership tip: Think for yourself. Don't just repeat what other people say.
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me too, Doom. Me too. Think I’ll get a nice red if I get this job.
Dr. Doom sits with a wine glass in hand saying “I do love a good wine.” Clearly a refined gentleman.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today is a good day to unite and fuck the system. Says Skeletor also believing any day is a good day, it’s up to you and me.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“The public has a distorted view of science, because children are taught in school that science is a collection of firmly established truths. In fact, science is not a collection of truths. It is a continuing exploration of mysteries.” — Freeman Dyson
A portrait of Freeman Dyson standing in front of a large chalkboard filled with handwritten mathematical and scientific notes. He is wearing a blue and white striped button-down shirt and light-colored trousers. Stacks of books are on the floor to his left.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/03/2026
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026
Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/08/2026
This is one of the most brutal episodes I've recorded, and is the culmination of years of theories that have now effectively been proven true. Whether or not people want to talk about it, Microsoft, Google, Amazon and Oracle's growth is now dependent on these two companies growing forever.
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey guys what does it mean when you don’t think we have a future and it feels like the world has beaten you down and now you just feel hollow? Asking for a friend
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.
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Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...
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Peter Nygaard @retepadam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I cannot stress enough how much The Onion’s Real InfoWars has become weekly appointment viewing.
I only have 2000 characters; I cannot hope to describe this image.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
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T. Williams @xstylus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you're even a _tiny_ bit into security and privacy, pay attention to this one. A court filing in a case against cyberhacker Peter Stokes revealed Microsoft's GDID embedded in EVERY Win11 install provided the FBI the ability to trace his PC across VPNs(!!) & proxies(!!) across three countries.
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Microsoft admits Windows 11 has a GDID tracker with no off switch, first documented publicly in an FBI hacker complaint
GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Heh.
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. We can and should be better than this
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128
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Donate to Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes, organized by Flavor Flav
Flavor Flav, the legendary rapper and Hollywood personality, has long been… Flavor Flav needs your support for Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/07/2026
Tomorrow's premium: The Hater's Guide To SoftBank, a $200 billion holding company recklessly piloted by Masayoshi Son, a degenerate gambler that bet the house on Sam Altman, and will likely lose it all. Here's $10 off annual. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...
Putting aside the fantastical thinking and melodrama, Masayoshi Son needs far more than “potential” for his OpenAI play to work out.

If OpenAI is able to go public, it’ll open up some degree of liquidity for SoftBank in the form of outright share sales and margin loans, but the former will tank their holdings of what’s likely to be a heavily-shorted stock, and the latter will connect a great deal of debt to OpenAI’s likely-volatile offering.

If OpenAI can’t go public - due to the AI bubble bursting, due to insufficient interest at a trillion-dollar valuation, or simply because the company stinks and runs out of money - SoftBank will be left with very little leverage or room to maneuver, especially given that S&P downgraded its outlook to negative specifically because of its investments in OpenAI:

The liquidity of SoftBank Group's investment portfolio will worsen because OpenAI now accounts for a bigger share of it. OpenAI Group PBC is a privately held U.S.-based AI research and development startup company. SoftBank Group's additional investment amount will be $30 billion (about ¥4.5 trillion).

This has had a knock-on effect on the rating of the telecoms-focused Softbank Corp, which is now rated BBB, or the lowest-possible rung of investment-grade financing.

To make matters worse, if SoftBank continues to hold a loan-to-value ratio of above 30% for much longer, it runs the risk of its debt getting downgraded even further, which would slam the door shut on its ability to raise money via bonds, which is…well, basically how SoftBank has functioned for the last 10 or 20 years.

As I’ve mentioned, SoftBank’s OpenAI bets have also forced it to sell off its valuable holdings in T-Mobile and NVIDIA, and it’s reaching the outer limits of what it can borrow against its valuable ARM shares. What’s left of Vision Funds 1 and 2 are sunk into questionably-valued companies that will inevitably tank at any sign that SoftBank would dump their shares.

ARM itself is a weak point …If OpenAI doesn’t go public, there’s a very real possibility that SoftBank collapses, or at the very least is forced to finally put an end to an era of unrivalled financial risk.

It’s easy to like Masayoshi Son - to laugh at his goofy geese-related presentations and his ridiculous statements about the future - but in reality, he’s a deranged, delusional man with too much money and a few lucky breaks that saved him from annihilation. 

His future lies in Sam Altman’s hands, and if this is what finally ends his wasteful, reckless reign, it’s a well-deserved punishment for believing every damp, quirked-up white boy to beg him for a billion dollars.

He’s an enabler, enabled by other enablers, that’s created a culture of unbelievable risk and destruction. 

I think it’s time for this era to end, and that starts with the unwinding of the Son dynasty.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars is now live.
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WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
22 hours to InfoWars.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First day of plumbing school and he forgot to bring his tools. Also he just realised he's a cat.
A cat sitting in front of a water dish shaped like a toilet.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/06/2026
So what you're saying is that I should make sure there's a return on my investment? What are you, INSANE?
“Companies that don’t validate their reinvestment math against what automation actually returned, rather than what it was supposed to return,” the report concluded, “are compounding risk rather than managing it.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
“Such a splendid ballroom, Daddy! Let us dance!” as he pressed the figurines into each other at the waist and whirled them around the checkered marble floor.
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Trump Makes Figurines Of Himself, Ivanka Kiss In Miniature Ballroom Model
WASHINGTON—Mashing their faces together as he produced loud smooching sounds, President Donald Trump made figurines of himself and his daughter Ivanka Trump kiss in a model of his under-construction W...
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Literally speed running the whole snake oil thing. These motherfuckers are desperate. www.theverge.com/column/93502...
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‘Solve all diseases,’ you say?
Demis Hassabis made a bold health tech claim at I/O this year.
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Joe Sondow @joesondow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The AI bubble as an interpretive dance
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/05/2026
Ever see an advertisement that makes you wonder if you’ve had a stroke
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Uhh…..
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m shocked at how many people are buying into the “AI” hype without doing any kind of critical testing or considering the environmental or human impact. GenAI is an indefensible technology. It’s non-deterministic, hallucinates, and then there are things like this: jacobin.com/2025/06/ai-m...
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The Hidden Human Cost of AI Moderation
Training AI often means staring at humanity’s worst atrocities for hours at a time. Workers tasked with this labor endure psychological injury without support — and face legal threats if they speak ab...
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
They don’t want you to read this
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is our country. This is our future. The choice is ours. We choose Canada. youtu.be/_MTTo8Qt6tU?...
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We choose Canada • Nous choisissons le Canada
YouTube video by Mark Carney
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🌒 West 🌒 @prdolan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
Billy Joel listed 59 people in his single "we didnt start the fire." after Brigitte Bardot's Death, Only 3 Remain Alive.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/12/2025
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/12/2025
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We're REALLY overdue for another Alpha Protocol-esque game
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The planet will be immeasurably better off when we’re extinct
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/11/2025
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wr…
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
3d printed and painted. Learned a lot from the process 😁
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Matt N @jackandhishat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I don’t get it, how do I keep ending up working for complete idiots
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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
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Angelle of Death @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
They literally ruin everything they touch
Scooby-Doo screenshots. Top panel: ghost labeled “Something I used to love sucks now” Fred says “Let’s see who’s behind this”
Bottom panel: Villain is unmasked, labeled “Private Equity”
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.
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