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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 9h

common misconception but the band is actually call Wet and Leg, its the names of the girls

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 9h

(kate nash voice): he said said you must eat so many olives cos you are so, umami

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 10h

lead your donkeys over the bones of the dead

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 12h

just executed a textbook rolling boil

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 12h

every episode of 4 in a bed has to have the sinister gay couple

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

5 martinis at rasputin's has me feeling like i could moonwalk up the side of the shard

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

doinky ploinky by which i of course mean Druve Your Plough Over The Bones Of The Dead

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Lottie @sellottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Recruiting the Somerset Gimp as an Iranian proxy for a series of incidents which will bring terror to the communities of Street and Burnham on Sea

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we need a mission economy national push to breed an affordable and delicious alternative to pine nuts

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(getting killed on a dark web live stream for rich sadists) Masked Torturer smashing my knee with a hammer: Tell the camera how that feels. Me: It smarts...

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Median voters are aghast at shocking reports from Britain's High Streets

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lifeguard kept blowing his whistle at me because I was going down the flumes with too much melancholy

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

does anyone know if how we spend our days is how we spend our lives ?

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you are not a right wing commentator developing a worldview based on a deeper meaning around lanyards and their symbolism, you are someone experiencing low grade psychosis

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a time I have had to make a decision under pressure ? I'd guess I'd have to say the time i decided not to approach laura marling and her child while sobbing immediately post relationship autopsy walk with the ex in london fields

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

canteen fish and chip lunch was so good it nearly had me dancing an electroswing routine in the north middlesex university hospital midwife led birthing centre

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(slightly too loud, to myself, on the overground after 1 after work beer): gen z are sleeping on paolo nutini for real

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

when the tale is as old as time but the context is fresh and innovative, mama thats on vivid retelling of a classic story !

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

everyone complaining Lisa nandy is missing in action as culture secretary, yet ive been stuck in a well since late August and noone seems to care ?

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

dont hear so much about "beer batter" these days...

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they were eating sundried tomatoes and watching grand designs like it was their job

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my body is a machine that turns keep into score

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you just know those metropolitan liberals in the early 2000s were going goo goo gaga mode for that More4 programming and editorial ethos

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Your email lights up my inbox like the rising sun, and draws one's thoughts to the possibilities a new day brings.

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G🅰️reth @gbentl.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Melvyn Bragg voice: Hello, John Fisher, described as "Big John" by his followers, was a folk hero from Romford, Essex. His exuberant calls to feast captivated men in early 21st century England. Crowds joined his refrain: "Bosh!" What is the legacy of Big John? Dr Simon Royle of Emory University...

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Morgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i bet the focus groups would have gone crazy during the reformation

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

theyre administering the potent deworming agent on me later

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

was recently told by an obstetrician that the problem with babies is that "they are all surface area no volume" and I guess i had never thought of it that way before

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

British people used to go to bawdy houses for an Arse-and-Bollock show, nowadays they go to a buffet for plates of chips.

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the body keeps the score adult colouring book

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

saying "salt, fat, acid, heat" again and again as an affirmation/prayer

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

M (103 years old): This eccentric has a flair for the... medieval. They executed one of our agents on the rack, and sent us pictures. Be warned, they're... difficult to look at. Gen alpha James Bond: (holding pic 4 inches from face) Nahh, they elongated bro 💀

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

local bakes with intruiging surfaces >>>

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

type of breakup that has you sobbing gently to Walkers Unpacked: Inside the Crisp Factory

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

bodyhacking with various Holland and Barrett products

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Humphrey is my Gonk.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I am absolutely obsessed with being ferried around in my fabulous chariot

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

therapists are working on a way for three things to be true at once

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

(future archaeologist): the people of 2020s hackney worshipped a pantheon of anthropomorphised negroni and pizza deities - this is reflected in their garb

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my flytipping practice is a trauma response

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

as a boy I always dreamed I would one day experience heartburn in london fields lidl

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh, you think "Charlie Kirk/the Great Kirkening" is the funniest thing ever, huh? That's cute. I've already completely forgotten about it because of substance abuse issues

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this better be deliciously witty

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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

daily affirmations

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jack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

emerging bit: referring to anything you buy as "over the counter" (over the counter ham, over the counter pint etc)

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Chimichanga? Hang on a minute let me pull it up on Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia. Yeah that sounds nice.

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