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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 6h

Oh damn I should have taken a picture of the weed I took down today, it was reminding me of christmas trees all wrapped up for transport lol

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14h

whenever people stop us on the street and say "mox, you are basically the michael jordan of posting," we say thank you. deep down, we know that is an absurd comparison, because we do not have a gambling problem

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16h

Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 13h

Healthy choices lo mein is decidedly not the business

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 18h

Honestly, congrats to the guy from I saw the tv glow, being able to just… forget about that stuff. It was all I could think about for like 18 months and I almost ruined my life because I had such debilitating anxiety. It’s amazing what happens when every waking thought isn’t “but, gender!” now.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to meet the people buying 1g of wax (or resin or rosin or whatever) for $35-$65(!!!!) in Missouri and being happy enough they would do it again. Like. What are we doing here.

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...

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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit

Read to the end for FlubberLover01

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I haven’t listened to the radio in like 5 years. And even then, when I did, I got to the point that I was listening to podcasts after like 10AM because the radio just repeats songs over and over all day. Now I have pure streaming and don’t drive anymore for my job so my radio use is 0.

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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026

There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last two days I noticed my facia hair wasn’t growing as fast as it used to 🥳

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Idk if I’m holding it weird or my camera is jacked or what but my phone has been having a hard time recognizing my face lol

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dreamed that I was at a checkout register and the woman helping me got interrupted by another woman who said “you can just be a girl, like girl things, you can just be a girl” and then I woke up and I’m not even sure what the context was, I think I was at a movie theater? Very weird dream lol

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here we are, Friday again. Week 8. Take your meds.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No camp miasma, no Primetime, what even is my local theater useful for

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Idk what the flavor is but the Olivia Rodrigo Baja blast is pretty good

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My theater is not playing Primetime, I’m going to end it all

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all of these guys -- crypto, gambling markets, social media, ai. crack every single one of them like an egg and bring them to heel. they are an existential threat to society

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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 23/09/2026

None are interested in setting minimum order quantities, but they'd desperately prefer that you buy 2-3 vials at a time instead of 1 vial at a time because again, that shipping is most of the work for them.

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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 23/09/2026

We've had some casual conversations about this with most brewers over the last few days and there's two overwhelmingly common themes: 1. There's no mass panic buying of large order quatites. 2. Yeah, 1 vial is the most common order we get and we'd really appreciate it if that changed.

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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 19/09/2026

Something we need to get serious about with the recent stock issues is that absolutely no one should be buying individual vials. Brewing vials is easy, the shipping is the hard part. You put far less strain on brewers by buying 3 vials every 2 years than buying 1 vial every 9 months.

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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is bisexual visibility day which means you need to look at me, a bisexual, and read my comic, which also features many bisexuals Rigsbywi.com Get it in print: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

A page from Rigsby WI book 3. Jeordie and Bryan are walking out of the woods at a hunting trail access point.
Bryan: I should…I’m gonna just walk home from here.
Jeordie: thanks for coming. Over. Coming over.
Bryan: heh
Bryan: (wincing) hmh

Jeordie takes Bryan’s hand and kisses him.

Jeordie: bye
Bryan turns and walks away, hunched.
Bryan: bye

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ACLU @aclu.org · 23/09/2026

Ban Flock cameras. Ban Axon cameras. Ban Motorola cameras. Ban ALL automatic license plate readers. That was our message to the Senate today. The American people agree that it's time for Congress to take immediate action.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026

part of being 40 is calling into work sick bc you ate a sandwich that was too greasy

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If grandma died on the cruise to the Bahamas, you can wear a crop top to her funeral. She was definitely hot when she died, it’s what she would have wanted.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love that nobody ever listens to me, I mean truly listens, unless I’m having a complete and utter meltdown.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The White House helipad is a good thing. Based on what I know about helicopters, I like when the friends of the president take helicopters.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A beautiful woman approaches you at the bar. “Is this seat taken?” “It is now.” You move to the suggested seat and toss a foot in the abandoned one

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So after the movie, which I drank a large soda during, I got asked to bring home Andy’s and let me tell you that was Not The Play.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lindsey graham shidded himself and died rather than see this moment

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hm. I am in a D&D group now with someone who grows mushrooms… how early is too early to try to buy from him?

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ahhhhh I can’t wait for RE to release because I want to watch it again, ITS SO GOOD

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Primetime looks WAY more intense than the first couple trailers made it seem

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tried this stupid dirty banana Dr Pepper at sonic. 3/10, too sweet, banana flavor was weird, overall I’m not even sure what it was going for. I drank all of it because I kept hoping for more complexity. Do not recommend 👎

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m going to see Resident Evil tonight. 7:30 I will be sat.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe I’ll go see RE tonight, sleep schedule be damned

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026

They will simply ignore this and invent some other bullshit for their narrative. Prepare for it or lose.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Life is a DMT trip within a DMT trip within a DMT trip. It’s DMTurtles all the way down.

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dabby, Jolteon trainer 🏳️‍⚧️ @j0lt3on.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I need a gyro I’m holding out for a gyro til it’s ending my plight And it’s gotta have meat, and it’s gotta have veg, and tzatziki that’s dressed it all right

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