Sign in

Bushmaster General

@shelbo7.bsky.social
473 followers 316 following 1.2K posts

The W stands for Worm She/Her Opinions are my own

PostsRepliesMedia
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 5h
Thinking about getting a cheeky little bahn mi this weekend
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 21h
Fₗₐₛₕ ᵦₐ𝒸ₖₛ 𝒻ᵣₑₐₖᵧ 𝒻ₗₐₛₕᵦₐ𝒸ₖₛ
151
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The worst thing about Popstar is Overdramatic only being 44 seconds long 😭
020
Reposted by Bushmaster General
Berry begins @penorsword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like yeah you can be bald just promise me you’ll get fat if we get married please
131
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This portable heat pack has saved my life on this day but I’m using it on my lower back and if I bend over it straight up looks like I’m wearing a diaper 😭
120
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do u guys think of my art?
A poorly drawn rendition of the a sweet looking long haired tuxedo cat
141
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have 3 nose piercings so sometimes the whole day I’ll just be fighting with one singular nostril hair that got itself wrapped up somewhere
011
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got the worlds most powerful craving for some cheap American Chinese beef noodle soup and if I don’t have it within 24 hours I may die
000
Reposted by Bushmaster General
purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where my hot wet delirious hive at
4161
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh everyone is mad Madonna won the most VMAS they’re all saying who even voted for her who listened to the album bitch ME !!!! Stream confessions II!!
000
Reposted by Bushmaster General
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
4990601667
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss Joann Fabrics like she was my own mother
041
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just saw someone say the new TS is bad because “this is just what music sounds like under capitalism” HELLO???? PLEASE get a grip 😭 your fave just doesn’t make good music anymore baby it’s okay
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright yall lesbian bar discourse OVER just found out it was started by Jesse Singal yall cannottt be platforming that man or his “writing”
010
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting sushi tonight come get your suuuush yall
010
Reposted by Bushmaster General
laurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the answer to every question being honestly it depends
1343
Reposted by Bushmaster General
purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor should be embarrassed as fuck to released that shit on the same day as Tinashe
091
Reposted by Bushmaster General
purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Madonna (also old as dust) in 2008:
292
Reposted by Bushmaster General
A @makeitvyz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You wanna talk about Madonna and Charli?
0195
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So is the economy actually gonna crash this time or what
000
Reposted by Bushmaster General
liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
MOTHER
ALT: MOTHER
0518
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Madonna. And Charli. Madonna. And Charli. Madonna. And Charli.
030
Reposted by Bushmaster General
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder was just arrested protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's safe passage into New York and the genocide of Palestinians. Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon, and Chelsea Manning are among those currently blocking the road
Chelsea Manning among others at the protest against genocide and Netanyahu's visit
72231477
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve gotta get serious about couponing again this economy shit is ridiculous
010
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I could just survive off of skinny dipped dark chocolate pb cups
110
Reposted by Bushmaster General
purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secure your bush sis…. Tinashe is cumming! 😝💜
0123
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🗣️ 🗣️🗣️I WANNA GO WHERE THE GIRLS GO
music.apple.com
Anaheim Star by Rebecca Black on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 2:46
041
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys is chainsmoker cat any good
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do u guys think they make itty bitty teeny tiny chastity cages for clits
130
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to practice bladder control bc I have OCD and it makes me hyper aware of how much piss is in my body but then when I’m holding it my OCD is like but what if you reabsorb it and your kidneys fail so idk if I can win here but I’m trying my best
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DePOP this pussy
021
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my most longstanding hobbies is going to the bathroom
020
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil was so fun and good btw
110
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who is hunky dory
010
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More like Ant Jackonoff amirite
031
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Danceteria ft. Charli next Friday?? Never kill yourself
0101
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching station 11 for the first time and I’m genuinely so happy to see a girl with hairy pits in the apocalypse like fucking finally
110
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dr. Pepper zero sugar saved my family from economic ruin
020
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[Tears of joy] [Tears of joy] [Tears of joy]
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Copped a new perfume today yes the bottle is a little haunted but it DOES smell exactly like tressemee hairspray which I am obsessed with and she was $11
150
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh just remembered I had a dream a couple weeks ago where someone gave me two whole tins of raspberry altoid sours </3
020
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tomorrow I will Do My Hair so I don’t feel ugly and chopped all day
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The way there’s a new flood at my job literally once a week like ? Girl it’s not even raining get a grip
000
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Filling my man with as many microplastics as I can find because I prefer it with pulp
110
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and the pea green Chevy spark that cut it up every morning on our commute have never spoken but I trust them with my life
010
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And pussy too!
000
Reposted by Bushmaster General
RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
702510610
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m still kind of gagged they actually dragged Mitch McConnell’s taxidermied ass out in public to prove that he’s “alive” as if his blank stare and gaping maw prove that in any way
020
Bushmaster General @shelbo7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pop Based
010
Reposted by Bushmaster General
purplewooper @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pokemon card community so dismal in about to enter a raffle to get the chance to purchase 30th anniversary sets what have we come to
041