Reposted by jazzwhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 1hstage 1 reflection of reality-making yellow cake from scratch for a bday stage 2 perverting reality-store bought box mix stage 3 masking the absence of reality -bday cake flavor: ethyl vanillin, maltol, artificial butter stage 4 simulacrum - bday cake vape juice 2161
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 1hwhen trapped at work having a dumb ass day, i love to remember who i do it all for 060
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 2hgod im usually pretty immune to the bullshit but this lady really took it to another level today 000
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 3him in a foul mood from being here, being asked if i used ai, lunch was really bad, my coworker spending all of lunch commenting on people's appearance and saying a bunch of weird out of touch stuff, my NEMESIS doing another WEIRD thing GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE 080
Reposted by jazzjade, whose voice is the Deluge @goblinmode.com · 05/10/2026jonathan harker if he was in seinfeld: thiS PAPRIKA is making me thirsty!!!!! 1201
Reposted by jazzDetective Fierce @whalefall.bsky.social · 4heveryone in Hayley’s band is so fucking fine had me twirling my hair and shit with my bf next to me because sick guitar/bass/drums/keyboards make me [signal drop] 041
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 3hshe just spent like a solid 15 min straight interrogating my colleague on his "weight loss" he's lost like? 10 lbs? he looks exactly the same and like why the fuck does she feel comfortable commenting or asking all these fucking questions???? 250
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4hno i totally get it cause the mousse i grew up with was like HEY WANNA LOOK LIKE RAMEN? but the technology has come a long way lol and u can do as much or as little as you want 010
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4hand literally any mousse. if u dont like crunch, use less and use a soft touch version but just mousse scrunch and go. drying/scrunching with t shirt not towel. 110
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4hit's really about the process not about the product imo!! the main things (when i had healthy nice curly hair! i am currently bleached to the gods so i have zero control lol) is decent shampoo, BRUSHING HAIR!!! everyone on the internet wants you to not do that but they are WRONG. comb or brush it! 110
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4hand i feel like do they think they're doing us a service or something? the rest of us already do not follow or care about those people!!!! 010
Reposted by jazzRed and Anarchist Black Coffee @antifacortado.bsky.social · 4hThere's certain accounts on here that seem to exist entirely to repost screenshots of twitter nazis to laugh at and if I wanted that I could just go gawk at the twitter nazis I don't get it 4231
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4homg.... that's evil !!! but also as a fellow curly girl, i really dont believe any of them work lmfao 110
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 4hahhh okay thank u! ive read a few Hainish cycle books but i think i need to start clean with Le Guin cause the audiobooks didnt click for me. gotta go oldschool for her i think 😅 010
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 5hthats crazy lol he's genuinely so good (fwiw, a lot of the choices he makes artistically made me think he was chill but now im very bummed lol) 020
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 6hgave our graphic designer a mock up of an image i wanted... he said "it looked really good, did you just AI?" WHAT????? i literally said i used the built in photo editor on my phone 😭😭 it's such a simple fucking edit basically copy and paste 😭😭 050
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 6hthe crazy thing is, all this time ive been ignoring Remi cause she had strong "music for white women who dont shave their pits but do wax their mustaches" energy and i mean, i was right but holy fuck this new record is crazy 130
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 6h5 lbs is crazy baby let these numbers go 😭 you're so gorgiana every day 110
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 6hive been uplifting Tinashe by myself for 12 years so y'all got it from here. imma be uplifting MUD BY REMI WOLF 1101
Reposted by jazzNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12hMidweek Treat: #RecipeOfTheDay is my Ginger and Walnut Carrot Cake! It’s not a traditional carrot cake, but it is my favourite carrot cake: a homespun, one-layer version, perfect with a cup of tea. www.nigella.com/recipes/ging...nigella.comGinger and Walnut Carrot CakeThis is very different from the richly sweet, loftily layered and aerated American original. While it is in some senses far more reminiscent of an old-fashioned, slightly rustic English teatime treat,... 735136
Reposted by jazzSimple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 10hHold conferences when there is more critical work to be done. 062
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 19homgggggg (im not like Roller Coaster Knower so i did have to google this but it looked incredible!!!) 010
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 20hi never did either 😭😭😭 the only ride i was truly too terrified to ride LMFAO literally the only coaster in the park i never did (prior to 2020 since that's the last time i went) 010
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 21hlore drop for new followers, im a roller coaster junkie. just found out they shut down X2 at Magic Mountain sfjduaodjdis the only ride i ever truly feared for my life on 340
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dw it still absolutely feels that way which is why it confused me too lol 020
Reposted by jazzMaggie Hennefeld @hennefem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hot off the press!! New open-access issue of @jcmsjournal.bsky.social w/ a special dossier celebrating the 60th anniversary of DAISIES! 🎊🎂 quod.lib.umich.edu/j/jcms/oa-is... 2126
Reposted by jazzℓαყ 🎃 @geezlais.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026nicole kidman looks like she’s having the time of her life. divorce really does save women from misery and despair. 0164
Reposted by jazzDetective Fierce @whalefall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026HAYLEY PLAYING STAY THE NIGHT 071
jazz @ixoraa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i saw Hayley Williams and Zedd perform ARE YOU GONNA STAY THE NIGHT, i'm NEVER gonna lose 020
