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@ittybittycowboy.bsky.social
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mo | professional graphic designer | queer icon | local cryptid | shitty writer | they/them

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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can’t shake the feeling that it could be a move to shift people to rely on copilot more
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tomorrow is october first if you even care
a screengrab of a local fox40 HD newscast showing a cloaked skeleton with its arms out in a welcoming embrace. the chyron in the lower third of the screen is blue and reads: YIKES! Stay Tuned
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the only drip i’ve got is post nasal
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[voice of someone with some shit like “trans supporter & christian (yes we exist)” in their bio] can’t you just let people have some fun? it’s not that serious 🤪🙏🍩🧙‍♂️
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DA CLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON ENTERING "DA CLINE Z0NE" WHERE EVERTHING GETS MORE EXPENSIVE , TECHNOLOGY GETS LESS USEFUL, THE PHONE RINGS AND A COMPUTER ANSWERS BUT NEVER SENDS YOU TO A PERSON OR A VOICE MAIL, YOUR DOCTER WHICH YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD TYPES YOUR PROBLEM'S INTO CHAT G.P.T, RANDOM ITEM'S SUDDENLY VERY EXPENSIVE, U CAN BARELY AFFORD TO DRIVE, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERY ONE SAYS ACTUALLY DA CONOMY IS DOING GREAT, EVERY THING IS JUST MARGINALLY WORSE AND HARDER TO DO EVERY DAY, THE EARTHS PATTERNS ARE DISRUPTED AND IT HEATS AS YOUR BODY DOES FROM A VIRUS, ATTEMPTING TO SHED WHAT HAS MADE IT SICK , YOU AWAKE SWEATING FROM A DREAM YOU HAVE HAD BEFORE BUT CANNOT REMEMBER, RICH MEN APPEAR ON SCREENS TO TELL US HOW THERE GOING TO PUNISH US IN THE FUTURE, MORE AND MORE, BUT GUESS WHAT ??? IM STILL OUT HERE SMOCKEN FUCKEN WHEED AND KICKEN A$$$$ WITH MY ADD BLOCKER TURNED ALL THE WAY UP AND IM LISTENING TO MP3S I DOWNLOADED IN 1998 "THEY STILL WORK MOTHER FUCKER " AND U CAN STILL PLAY GRANT THEFT SAN ANDREAS NO NEED TO BUY THE NEW ONE , ALMOST FORGOT THE TEXT, FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM IN HERE  , "I WOULDOF PREFERRED AN EMP, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF ALL TECHNOLOGY, INSTEAD OF THE COMPUTER GETTING WORSE YEAR AFTER YEAR, AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT THE WHOLE TIME " REMEMBER EVERYONE HAS A HOME ADDRESS AND A NECK MADE OF SOFT FLESH , AND ALL FLESH MUST DECAY ONE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cannot fucking wait for this
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
c’est facile, je te promets
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
people who watch to videos at full volume in a doctor’s office waiting room should be launched into the sun
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i was the qb on the high school state champion team for 7 years. don’t do the math on that. ladies love me, and i’ve never once had a homoerotic thought.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
literally started thinking abt how to start mass producing the good ones
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
even in my fairly liberal corner of the world, there are ppl with trump flags. there’s a mechanic shop a few miles away that has a ch*rlie k*rk sign and has updated trump 2024 to trump 2025 and now trump 2026. i’m not sure if they understand how election campaigns work.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
media that’s created specifically to help people fall asleep should be called sleepy pasta
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 22/09/2026
I showed this to a friend and she said "the only organ that seeks to understand itself" and that's too deep for me, I'm going to bed
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Julia Lepetit @julialepetit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a beginners guide to voting and finding out about candidates for those who feel overwhelmed. Hope it helps! Vote in every election. youtube.com/shorts/e-1rS...
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We Can’t Make the Same Mistakes Again
YouTube video by Secret Sleepover Society
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats' refusal to hold Amy Acton accountable for her recent anti-trans pivot enabled this. You cannot ask trans people to just ignore or look past stuff like this, you need to stand with us now. This gutter bigotry is unacceptable and disqualifying. Candidates like this *are* the greater evil
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
can’t believe ppl are realizing they don’t want to add “aided and abetted war crimes” to their CVs
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 30/08/2026
Hey, Questies. #GulfofMexico and #LakeOntario are available here. iPhone: apps.apple.com/us/app/mapqu... Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... No printer required.
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MapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps App - App Store
Download MapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps by MapQuest Holdings LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like MapQuest…
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
literally why would someone assume you would regret doing a thing that brought you amusement?? what else were you supposed to have done?? i’d much more regret watching a “good movie” that i had no fun watching.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Text “due to personal reasons i'll be” above an image of a flat sewn teddy bear
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
smh i was raised in the south you better move that apostrophe one step the left or else
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
she Succinate on my Fumarate til i Malate
Text says Malate, Fumarate, Succinate with double-sided arrows connecting them
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 21/08/2026
Surprising fact: We are actually NOT seeing more food recalls this year compared with recent years. What we’re seeing is an increase in the number of illnesses caused by contaminated food. This is the largest ever cyclospora outbreak & third-largest foodborne illness outbreak of any kind on record.
Number of food recalls by year
There have been 162 food recalls posted this year by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture.

Chart shows yearly food recall numbers from 2017 to 2026.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
in youtube’s settings i mean
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i thought you could turn that off in the settings?? settings > playback and performance > browsing > toggle off video previews
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TRANS ALLEGORY IN DA SKIEZ
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
so excited to watch when i’m back from pt!!!!!!
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
god forbid a woman have hobbies
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY - SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN INFORMATION HELL "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY" ON A BLACK TSHRIT THAT YOU CAN GET AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time you check out a library book instead of ordering from Amazon, ask a friend instead of an LLM, cook a meal instead of ordering from an app, or go for a walk instead of scrolling social media, you interrupt the cash flows of insane CEOs. Do it! Ruin their day!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ah. AI. i see.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
what discourse???
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cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 06/08/2026
love that nearly every issue we're having in politics rn could be solved by a lazy step into a slippery tub
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
literally i work at a company with offices all over the world. and so frequently i’ll be on a call with someone and they’re like “so sorry my english is SO bad” r u joking??? never has an american been like “i’m sorry my polish is so bad” why are you apologizing????
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
messy but not bad for a first timer!!
a finished stained glass piece that is shaped like a koi fish
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
learning how to do stained glass. miraculously did not injure my hands or eyes, but i do hope someone invents a way to do art without destroying your neck or back.
A paper pattern of a koi for stained glass next to some unground colored glassA glass grinder set inside a plastic tub to contain splashing from the coolant water The same cut colored glass after grinding. It has been loosely assembled on top of the original paper pattern.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
going through a tbdt is akin to confession. only me and the human on the other side of the speaker need to know what i’m getting myself into. don’t bring machine learning into this.
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404 Media @404media.co · 31/07/2026
UPDATE: After the publication of this piece, Google sent 404 Media a statement saying it was “rolling back this feature in Google Earth while we work on implementing stronger guardrails.” www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
v excited to back drawfee’s Drawnsters on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/pil...
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Drawnsters: a Hilarious Art Game by Drawfee!
Draw your own monster cards, fight them to the death, and collect your favorites in an irreverent video game by Drawfee and friends!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 31/07/2026
The WNBA is known for being one of “the most LGBT-inclusive professional sports leagues." But when Seattle Storm co-owner Celeste Keaton confronted anti-trans activists who showed up to a game, they suspended her instead of the transphobes. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Co-Owner Five Games for Confronting Anti-Trans Activists Courtside
Anti-trans provocateurs bankrolled by the right were sitting courtside with signs praising WNBA player Sophie Cunningham. Celeste Keaton reportedly confronted them.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
legs is just long butts
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oughh
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
know that there is a good chance that in 20 years, they will be where you are today
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