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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tomorrow is october first if you even care
a screengrab of a local fox40 HD newscast showing a cloaked skeleton with its arms out in a welcoming embrace. the chyron in the lower third of the screen is blue and reads: YIKES! Stay Tuned
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the only drip i’ve got is post nasal
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DA CLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON ENTERING "DA CLINE Z0NE" WHERE EVERTHING GETS MORE EXPENSIVE , TECHNOLOGY GETS LESS USEFUL, THE PHONE RINGS AND A COMPUTER ANSWERS BUT NEVER SENDS YOU TO A PERSON OR A VOICE MAIL, YOUR DOCTER WHICH YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD TYPES YOUR PROBLEM'S INTO CHAT G.P.T, RANDOM ITEM'S SUDDENLY VERY EXPENSIVE, U CAN BARELY AFFORD TO DRIVE, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERY ONE SAYS ACTUALLY DA CONOMY IS DOING GREAT, EVERY THING IS JUST MARGINALLY WORSE AND HARDER TO DO EVERY DAY, THE EARTHS PATTERNS ARE DISRUPTED AND IT HEATS AS YOUR BODY DOES FROM A VIRUS, ATTEMPTING TO SHED WHAT HAS MADE IT SICK , YOU AWAKE SWEATING FROM A DREAM YOU HAVE HAD BEFORE BUT CANNOT REMEMBER, RICH MEN APPEAR ON SCREENS TO TELL US HOW THERE GOING TO PUNISH US IN THE FUTURE, MORE AND MORE, BUT GUESS WHAT ??? IM STILL OUT HERE SMOCKEN FUCKEN WHEED AND KICKEN A$$$$ WITH MY ADD BLOCKER TURNED ALL THE WAY UP AND IM LISTENING TO MP3S I DOWNLOADED IN 1998 "THEY STILL WORK MOTHER FUCKER " AND U CAN STILL PLAY GRANT THEFT SAN ANDREAS NO NEED TO BUY THE NEW ONE , ALMOST FORGOT THE TEXT, FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF ROOM IN HERE  , "I WOULDOF PREFERRED AN EMP, TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF ALL TECHNOLOGY, INSTEAD OF THE COMPUTER GETTING WORSE YEAR AFTER YEAR, AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT THE WHOLE TIME " REMEMBER EVERYONE HAS A HOME ADDRESS AND A NECK MADE OF SOFT FLESH , AND ALL FLESH MUST DECAY ONE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cannot fucking wait for this
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
people who watch to videos at full volume in a doctor’s office waiting room should be launched into the sun
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
media that’s created specifically to help people fall asleep should be called sleepy pasta
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 22/09/2026
I showed this to a friend and she said "the only organ that seeks to understand itself" and that's too deep for me, I'm going to bed
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Julia Lepetit @julialepetit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a beginners guide to voting and finding out about candidates for those who feel overwhelmed. Hope it helps! Vote in every election. youtube.com/shorts/e-1rS...
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We Can’t Make the Same Mistakes Again
YouTube video by Secret Sleepover Society
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats' refusal to hold Amy Acton accountable for her recent anti-trans pivot enabled this. You cannot ask trans people to just ignore or look past stuff like this, you need to stand with us now. This gutter bigotry is unacceptable and disqualifying. Candidates like this *are* the greater evil
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 30/08/2026
Hey, Questies. #GulfofMexico and #LakeOntario are available here. iPhone: apps.apple.com/us/app/mapqu... Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... No printer required.
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MapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps App - App Store
Download MapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps by MapQuest Holdings LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like MapQuest…
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 21/08/2026
Surprising fact: We are actually NOT seeing more food recalls this year compared with recent years. What we’re seeing is an increase in the number of illnesses caused by contaminated food. This is the largest ever cyclospora outbreak & third-largest foodborne illness outbreak of any kind on record.
Number of food recalls by year
There have been 162 food recalls posted this year by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture.

Chart shows yearly food recall numbers from 2017 to 2026.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY - SHIRT BY dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN INFORMATION HELL "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY" ON A BLACK TSHRIT THAT YOU CAN GET AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time you check out a library book instead of ordering from Amazon, ask a friend instead of an LLM, cook a meal instead of ordering from an app, or go for a walk instead of scrolling social media, you interrupt the cash flows of insane CEOs. Do it! Ruin their day!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every time i see the words "back to school" a small part of my brain worries it's for me, that i have to go back to school for some reason
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cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 06/08/2026
love that nearly every issue we're having in politics rn could be solved by a lazy step into a slippery tub
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
learning how to do stained glass. miraculously did not injure my hands or eyes, but i do hope someone invents a way to do art without destroying your neck or back.
A paper pattern of a koi for stained glass next to some unground colored glassA glass grinder set inside a plastic tub to contain splashing from the coolant water The same cut colored glass after grinding. It has been loosely assembled on top of the original paper pattern.
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404 Media @404media.co · 31/07/2026
UPDATE: After the publication of this piece, Google sent 404 Media a statement saying it was “rolling back this feature in Google Earth while we work on implementing stronger guardrails.” www.404media.co/google-earth...
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Google Earth’s New AI Lets Anyone Fabricate Completely Bullshit Satellite Images
"Tonight I typed just one sentence into Google Earth and put refugees near the Mexican border. Then I planted a nuclear plant in Iran. Then I put a fatal crash on a street in Amsterdam."
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
v excited to back drawfee’s Drawnsters on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/pil...
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Drawnsters: a Hilarious Art Game by Drawfee!
Draw your own monster cards, fight them to the death, and collect your favorites in an irreverent video game by Drawfee and friends!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 31/07/2026
The WNBA is known for being one of “the most LGBT-inclusive professional sports leagues." But when Seattle Storm co-owner Celeste Keaton confronted anti-trans activists who showed up to a game, they suspended her instead of the transphobes. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Co-Owner Five Games for Confronting Anti-Trans Activists Courtside
Anti-trans provocateurs bankrolled by the right were sitting courtside with signs praising WNBA player Sophie Cunningham. Celeste Keaton reportedly confronted them.
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oughh
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BabbyJaso @babbyjaso.shitpost.city · 10/07/2026
uh oh, got hit with the age verification. time to post this again: gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
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Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.
Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/05/2025
AAP immediately rejects the HHS report: www.aap.org/en/news-room...
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AAP Statement on HHS Report Treatment for Pediatric Gender Dysphoria
The American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) is deeply alarmed by the report released by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today on medical care for transgender and gender-diverse ind...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
AWWWWWWWWW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WHOSE KIND OF LAGHUING AT HOW ALL THE COMPANYS ARE LOSEN MONEY BECUASE COMPANYS SUCK ASS BUT ALSO KIND OF FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT BECUASE EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIE ENOUGH AS IT IS AND DA FIRST THING A COMPANY CUTS WHEN THERE LOSIN MONEY IS THERE EMPLOYEES , SO IF IT KEEPS GOING ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOSE THERE JOBS ,AND EVEN THOUGH THE SKELTON DOESNT HAVE ANY STOCK'S ,WHEN DA RULING CLASS RUN'S OUT OF MONEY OR LOSES EVEN A LITTLE OF IT, THEY PINCH US FIRST, I GUESS ADD IT TO DA PILE OF "THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG BETWEEN TOMORROW AND 20 YEAR'S FROM NOW" AND WORRY ABOUT IT ON TOP OF DA OTHER STUFF, AND DA TEXT SAYS "AWWWWWW YOUR STOCK MARKETS ALL OUT OFF MONEY? HAVE YOU TRIED: SKIP THE LATTE ,MAKE A BUDGET, DONT BUY NEW PHONE , GET A SECOND JOB, SKIP MEAL'S, NO MORE DELIVERY FOOD, SET UP A SAVINGS ACCOUNT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 02/04/2025
Thanks to the team over at Youtooz, you can have the whole Drawfee crew over to help hold your pen (pen not included). Let us into your home with pre-orders starting April 10th but invite us soon, cause we're only gonna keep this open for 4 weeks!
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
bro I need to lie down in the POOL of a BABBLING CREEK right now
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This is the best International Women's Day thing I've ever seen
"Not only are trans women real women they're the realest women. They put in the work. Pull themselves up by the boobstraps. Cis girls are just born into it. Nepo ladies."
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Sygdom @sygdom.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
FOR SERVERS YOU ARE AN ADMIN IN Go to Roles -> @/everyone roles -> Scroll all the way down to External Apps, and disable it. This won't delete the option, but it will make people receive a private message instead when they use it, protecting your users:
The External Apps disabled, as seen in Discord (Desktop)
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
WE HATED THIS SHYT WHEN IT WAS CALLED "CLIPPY" AND WE SURE AS SHYT DONT NEED IT NOW - A COMPUTERS PLACE IS TO SERVE HUMANNITY AND WHEN BILLIONAIRS AND INVESTERS HAVE REJECTED THEIR HUMAN NATURE TO SEEK PROFIT AT ALL COST'S THEN COMPUTER'S MUST NOT SERVE THEM!!!! THE REASON THEY DIDNT COME UP WITH "AI" UNTIL ALL THE SOFTWARE WAS LOCKED UP IN ENCRYPTED CODE IS BECUASE THEY KNEW IF IT CAME ON A CHIP WE WOULD OF LONG AGO PULLED THAT CHIP OUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS!!!!!!!! AS A HUMAN IN 2025 YOU MUST HOLD YOUR HUMANITY CLOSE AND DO NOT LET IT DRIP INTO DA HUNGRY WALLET'S OF DA RULING CLASS, IF A COMPUTERS BACK WILL NEVER HURT THEN IT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT HUMAN ADULTS GO THROUGH EVREY DAY, AND IF A COMPUTER CANT GET ADICTED TO A SPECIFIC KIND OF GAS STATION SNACK AND THEN LOSE THERE MIND WHEN IT GOES OUT OF PRINT , THEN THEY SHALL NEVER BE OUR EQUAL'S - DA TEXT SAYS "NOBODY WANTS FUCKING AI, DESTROY ALL COMPUTERS, DESCTROY ALL INVESTORS, " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trans rights forever the end.
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the raw sexual tension at night between me and every other car without blindingly bright headlights
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cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 14/01/2025
in the name of the file, the extension, and date of last revision 🙏
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social
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mr slacks mcshittin @ittybittycowboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
being an artist is truly wild like i need reference for a lino block so i just searched “bird” with no additional context. just rawdogging the results of “bird” in search of a muse.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
lol
lol
wait, did you just say "lol" like it was a word?
lmao yes
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
two brand new designs will be coming SOON.... 👀
a fall-themed sticker sheet featuring four designs of a great pyrenees dog rolling in leaves. the background is pale yellow and covered in leaves of red, yellow, and golda winter-themed sticker sheet featuring six designs of great pyrenees dogs enjoying the snow. the background is pale blue and covered in snow flakes.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 02/11/2024
Tell of Trent Turkey
A cooked turkey named Trent Turkey holding a fire extinguisher and a pot on the back of a horse. They are looking out over the plains of America. The text reads: A hero will rise. This Thanksgiving, home fire prevention has one name - Trent Turkey. Make sure you have working smoke alarms and fire extinguishers in your home. Stand by your pan - unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
this is what the raw polling data looks like before they manipulate it
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
*taps the sign*
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honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion
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NPR @npr.org · 02/11/2024
Intelligence officials says the video, which purported to show a Haitian immigrant claiming he had voted multiple times in Georgie, is the product of a Russian propaganda operation.
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Fake videos from Russian propagandists aim to raise tensions ahead of Election Day
Intelligence officials says the video, which purported to show a Haitian immigrant claiming he had voted multiple times in Georgie, is the product of a Russian propaganda operation.
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pikat @pikat.io · 02/11/2024
clodborgor
it's a hamburger! except instead of a beef patty, it's the pokemon clodsire. he looks content because he knows we aren't going to eat him.
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Lyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
every few years I’m reminded that Bluetooth is an eldritch spell drawing down the unifying power of a dead king so that I can hear my little tunes
Two paragraphs of text from Wikipedia which read “Bluetooth is the Anglicised version of the Scandinavian Blåtand/Blåtann (or in Old Norse blátǫnn). It was the epithet of King Harald Bluetooth, who united the disparate Danish tribes into a single kingdom; Kardach chose the name to imply that Bluetooth similarly unites communication protocols.[13]
The Bluetooth logo is a bind rune merging the Younger Futhark runes  (ᚼ, Hagall) and  (ᛒ, Bjarkan), Harald's initials.[14][15]”
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