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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Corduroy JNCO
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This post made me realize I can buy corduroy on the Kohls website, so I'm pretty excited about that.
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been seeing a lot of Harambe discourse so it's once again time for me to say it: I'd have shot him myself.
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eggynack @eggynack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's another great example of deep Republican "hypocrisy". They say they hate gay marriage, but they seem to get married a lot. Isn't that wacky and fascinating? Maybe they do like marriage after all. I am going to look no deeper into how this belief functions.
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paulwx @paulwx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same exact thing as straight people pretending every single homophobe has to be a closeted gay person for some reason. Not helpful.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i've started to learn blender and i gotta say, it's resulted in some really boring anecdotes. to take one example, yesterday i intended to keyframe-shift an object to 15.5 on the z-axis, but mistakenly entered 15.5 on the y-axis instead! thankfully i realized and corrected my mistake some time later
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Multi Hardcore @gravitybreak.media · 12/09/2026
i would HATE if someone did this to me
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Kieran @protome.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My bad file management created a better one of these than anything I could have ever made intentionally.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok you gotta admit it's kind funny this lady who's the main anti data center featured person in this article has an obvious AI slop flyer on the counter at the restaurant she owns www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/u...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Brian sticking it to Aerith/Aeris/Aries
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
People are so hungry for media that can't be made by AI
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The closest we EVER got to beating Trump in 2024 was Walz calling them out for being weird, and we dropped that messaging for no reason at all and I'm still pissed as hell about it.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here's my new video for anyone who missed it
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something else - and no, I’m not making an original point here — that endlessly infuriates me about the trump administration’s siege of Springfield Ohio is that the Haitians are there primarily because they were invited there, largely by local conservative political and business leaders…
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/08/2026
Transphobia is the definition of a luxury belief. Only the wealthy elite can think that the issue of a trans girl playing middle school volleyball with her friends is more important than people not being able to feed their kids, get healthcare, or pay the rent.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 22/08/2026
🤡"The left" is not rethinking "woke." Because "woke" never belonged to the left. It belonged to Black people. People that never launched a single civil rights or DEI project in their lives, want to speak about us from the NYT opinion column? No. NYT oponion was wrong then, and they are wrong now.
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Gretchen is Making it Hapen @hotdogheehaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lucille Ball stole every single detail of my life for her stupid show
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Riki StarChilla @riki-starchilla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Surprised I get to use this pic again, but here we are!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
every goddamn time i think ‘the passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, BUT NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST’
youtu.be
Robot Test - John Mulaney [NetFlix Stand-up (John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City)]
YouTube video by Nitty Gritty
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The way the majority of Americans think about policy, on any side of the political aisle, is that policy and laws have a moral obligation to punish people they see as bad. Even if it made society better, protecting cyclists, who don't deserve it, is a wicked action.
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@quest64official.bsky.social have you ever played Nightcaster for the original XBox? It is sort of the XBox's answer to Quest 64, a game where you play as a guy with a normal name (Aaron) who levels up elemental spells in order to fight monsters on an isometric screen.
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Duhragonball @duhragonball.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here’s the 15 movies you really need to watch to understand Avengers: Doomsday.🧵 Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone Dragon Ball Z: World’s Strongest Dragon Ball Z: Tree of Might Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug Dragon Ball Z: Cooler’s Revenge Dragon Ball Z: Return of Cooler Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13! (1/2)
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Not Jam @not-jam.itch.io · 16/08/2026
29 pixel fonts that I made, totally free and CC0 because honestly you deserve some nice fonts today not-jam.itch.io/not-jam-font...
Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Atomic, a bold pixel font with plenty of grungey detail and sharp, angular corners. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Mono Clean 8, a monospace sans pixel font with short ascenders and no descenders. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Mono Crooked 8, a monospace sans pixel font with a deliberately wonky look to it. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Blackletter 13, a pixel font inspired by classic blackletter typefaces. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've done it. At last. A comic with an audience smaller than zero.
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*Misogynist man post some diatribe about how he thinks women aren't people, completely typical of patriarchal cis sexists* All the replies: Huh, sounds like something a gay would say :)
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 30/07/2026
Imagine if Odysseus had access to creatine supplements. Imagine if Solomon had a Vyvanse prescription.
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Tommaso Sciortino @sciortino.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We take it for granted today, but a single episode of 30 Rock has more word play than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 30/07/2026
Odysseus had a type of cunning that you see sometimes in ancient texts where the guy is one of the smartest guys in history so far because there haven’t been that many smart people yet. Like Solomon.
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KO_OP: 🪐 Wishlist Young Suns on Steam! @ko-op.com · 27/07/2026
the ridiculously talented @miraclebutt.bsky.social made this video over a year ago and we’ve been in love with running chickens ever since run chicken run 🐓💨
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dear local business owners, nobody is going to tell you they’re bailing on your business because of the AI ads. they’ll just stop going. in a year you’ll have run out of customers and you’ll be totally mystified as to the reason
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My favorite band is the Pet Shop Boys
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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Torturously Okay: Dead and Loving It @torturouslyokay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“A girl called me up and said ‘Come on over, Nobody’s home.’ I went over. Nobody was home, and he stabbed me in the eye!”
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My Steam recents tells a tragic tale
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.
New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.
Abolish ICE.
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itsmekidney.bsky.social @itsmekidney.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I could have sworn I remembered that green guy from somewhere but no
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
these days, computer companies such as microsoft are turning megabytes into megabucks
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There is just something profoundly sickening how much everyone has to curry favor with Grandpa
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PhantasmSam @phantasmsam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thinking about Graham Platner
Screenshots from Community Season 2 Episode 7. Gardener Joshua played by comedian Matt Walsh (different Matt Walsh) shirtless with a swastika tattoo on his chest. Text below is him speaking "It's going to be a maze". Following screenshot are Jeff (Joel McHale) and Troy (Donald Glover) looking at each other, smiling and shrugging.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're all gonna feel real silly when he's able to find a cure thanks entirely to his decades of erection data, and generalize it by correlating against his son's erection data
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Acilius @acilius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Another person might have been able to get a laugh with this bit once, but I am sure Bob Newhart could kill with it 15 times a day if he wanted to. I'm laughing at it right now. The only way it could be funnier would be if he'd called the dog on the telephone.
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