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Grand Theft Artaud

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Be the butterfly beating its wings you need to see in the world... Wales. Sir Benfro. they/them

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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 10h
Tax capital gains over 500k at 90 percent. Income tax above 1 million per year at 90 percent. Nationalise oil gas energy water, transport, and and close every single tax haven. The rich have enough. Seriously, fuck them.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 13h
If you are not careful they'll have you believing everything is wrong. Not sexy, too stupid, too geeky, too weak, too poor, a bad child, a bad parent, too unhealthy, too lazy, your desire wrong, your restraint is wrong. Fuck that. You are beautiful. You rock. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 17h
pretty clear that Streeting is either a total gobshite unfit for his job, or he believes, like Trump, and Farage, there was onto a bigger plot, when in fact, there wasn't.
 Streeting, when asked if he was saying Trump had been correct, did not reject this. “Our security services and our police, they don’t ask for praise, but I think it was a proud moment yesterday to see the president of the United States recognise the extraordinary work that our police and our security and intelligence services do every day throughout the year and throughout the world to keep us safe. That’s all I want to say this morning on that,” he said.

It is understood that UK officials believe there is no contradiction between Trump’s comments that the men were being watched and the fact that an alert was made to police by a member of the public, indicating that they were likely to have been intercepted anyway.

Streeting declined to give any details about any prior information about the suspected plot or the identities of the men arrested.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 18h
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 23h
As Andy Burnham decides to make pensioners poorer instead of taxing the mega-rich or rejoining the EU, a reminder of how the UK compares with the rest of Western Europe on pensions.
Luxembourg: £2436
Switzerland: £2400
Norway: £2164
Denmark: £1822
Holland: £1403
Italy: Men £1437, Women £1056
Belgium: £1401
Malta: £1400 - £1600
Spain: £1341
France: £1296
Germany: £1281
Sweden: £1226
Austria: £1121 (min)
Ireland: £1115 (min)
UK: £1045
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
End Times Fascism is now an *international* bestseller. Folks, you made this happen and we are so grateful. @astra.bsky.social
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
{through heaving sobs} LETS GO LESBIANS
crying salute meme
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today Streeting was giving it the "we have been watching the suspects, the farmer does not see the full picture" speech. And Farage was "we are at war with fighting age boat people , only Trump and I know the truth" When it seems they were brits just scrumping apples, or after heating oil...
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Climate News @climatenews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If our societies splinter into different dominant factions then war will be the main source of deaths at each level of temperature rise. If our societies embrace intellectual leadership and we steer clear of extreme climate change none of this needs to happen.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/05/2026
anyway pursuant to some current events this popped into my brain and im on a medium amount of painkillers and now you all have to see it
remember that bugnuts tumblr hamilton au. well the one guy is back and now his shirt says "i met god. he has a huge dick and balls." okay. have a good day everyone
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Climate Watcher @pmagn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Effectively the WHOLE of Mont Blanc is closed due to rapid global warming #climatechange at 1.5C 🔥 CHAMONIX Alpine Conditions Report 2026 youtube.com/watch?v=v9un...
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CHAMONIX Alpine Conditions Report 2026 - 6 | The End of an Era...
YouTube video by ChamonixSkiBum
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
into the night even had bowie as a mossad agent called Colin. www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the UK, where masked fascist blackshirts can close a port, but pensioners with a sign are terrorists. A situation actively encouraged by starmer, burnham, mahmood, lammy, and cooper. A labour project to call peace protestors terrorists.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wordle 1,926 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
in this house we stan tails mario
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This all sounds very nice but ultimately, politics is about who gets money and power and whose interests get served. I don’t think it’s unfair to say 1979-97: Rich people and spivs 1997-2010: Rich people, spivs and managers 2010-24: Rich people and spivs 2024-26: Rich people, spivs and managers
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even the GB News presenter is thrown by his guest's suggestion that all asylum seekers be castrated. This is what happens when the narrative marches ever rightwards. It drifts out of everyone's control and requires individuals involved to suddenly realise 'no wait, f***, that's mad'.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI is being used to... -Facilitate online scams -Process health insurance claims, leading to wrongful denials -Price gouge customers via surveillance pricing -Set higher car insurance premiums using personal data The dangers of AI aren’t in some far-off future. They're already here.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to smoosh, my kitten just wants to playfully bite and scratch, and know how my exes felt
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wordle 1,925 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hungover but got there.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anthropic: hmHey lads, great New Game. Played with a leather ball, controlled with the feet, with 22 players, the goal of the game is to make a score. Anthropic Scientists: We've yet to complete research to confirm this is New.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Propaganda of the Wealthy has been Effective…. 🚨 Funny how this works: The guy harvesting strawberries paid taxes. The billionaire hiding money offshore didn't. Yet we're told to be angry at the guy harvesting strawberries. Interesting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/09/2026
Then there's the years long wait lists for the clinic in the first place. They likely wouldn't be seen before they age out. The whole system is a sick joke. There's absolutely no evidence for any of these waiting periods. They needlessly delay care.
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Serial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you don't tell your cat how good he is, how's he supposed to know? Is your boss gonna do it? Your neighbor? The government? NO! Take some responsibility and explain to your cat in detail how good he is. That's called good kittizenship!
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𝐼𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 Skin Dolls: Not Today betas @emmajuned.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s good for the Earth
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: 2/3 people don’t think Palestine Action are terrorists Zeteo UK’s polling shows huge opposition to the government’s approach. “Andy Burnham has stayed silent on the proscription, but Sunday is the moment when he’ll have to show his hand.“ zeteo.uk/p/only-one-i...
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EXCLUSIVE: Only One in Three British Adults Believe Palestine Action Is a Terrorist Organisation
Protests are expected outside Labour Party conference on Sunday over the ban, which has been in place since 2025, and four jailed activists are appealing the decision to sentence them as terrorists.
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researchdoom @bananaintherama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy mother of god
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🔴 NEW Rupert Murdoch Flew Kemi Badenoch and Her Deputy to Mediterranean for Summer Trips Worth £12,000 By @josiahmortimer.bsky.social Read below. ↓
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Rupert Murdoch Flew Kemi Badenoch and Her Deputy to Mediterranean for Summer Trips Worth £12,000
The Conservative leader and Alex Burghart MP held "off-site meetings" with the billionaire media mogul in August
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How come MPs get to claim so much in rent, 39k a year, but a working parent, say a nurse, on UC, can only claim 5100 a year towards housing?
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Pretty sick skills here I think
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do I know anyone who makes bots?
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So will Welsh NHS follow suit and order a review? As welsh levels of referral are higher? @plaidcymru.bsky.social
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every healthcare becomes trans healthcare Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would be much more likely to visit the Lucas museum if there was a secret room, decked out to look like a slightly messy apartment, that was just a gallery full of pictures of Carrie Fisher having a nice time.
Carrie fisher and Meryl Streep  in 1991 at a party. They booth have blonde bobs and Carrie is urgently feeding Meryl chocolate cakeCarrie Fisher with short dark/res hair and. Black dress at a party in 1990 she is holding a cigarette and is doing a silly duck face with her hands to her ears. Tom hanks stands behind her Carrie fisher and Harrison ford at a party in someone’s apartment - I’m guessing around 2003?

She holds him close with her face in his chest and they both stare with faux, scandalous intensity into the camera Carrie fisher (black dress) and Margot Kidder (white blouse -
Holding a drink) at a party around 1980 if I had to guess they’re both smiling like crazy - it looks like Margot just told a funny story
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But they really want to approve new oil and gas anyway
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is the UK’s suppressed #climate national security report significant? Report warns of food shortages, conflicts, mass migration and other threats to the UK’s national security, including going as far as the risk of nuclear war or the breakdown of society. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Why is the UK’s suppressed climate national security report significant?
Warnings about the catastrophic effects of vital ecosystems collapsing were not published under previous prime minister
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meta reveals a new dumb watch with no features, but it will spy on you...
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, this is why Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell are starting their second decade in prison and George Bush II is remembered as the first US President to be sent to the electric chair.
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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Grand Theft Artaud @itskristenpaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
attagal!
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not. Photo: AP News
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will say it again: the most effective way to curb far right agitators like Lowe, "Tommo" et. al. would be to stop their ability to earn money for it from social media or live streaming. So much of it is grifting for revenue, not attention.
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Chris @reallychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah i do hate it when journalists use "the public" and "The Times" interchangeably.
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