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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Do you ever cry at the sublime ecstasy of getting to watch your homies get old and gray and plump with you?
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
(watching baseball) the bug keeps the score
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 18h
You can always prefer not to
it's always morally correct
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16h
humanity's oldest storage technology is the humble yet practical Heap
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
As we enter the Spooky Posting Period, please take a moment to honor the GOAT of all Halloween GOATS
2013 tweet by @hodgesboi15: If I lay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"please do not murder me with your car" - me every day to someone who has just attempted to murder me (with their car)
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
inventing a new form of cryptography where every private key is the product of two fermat primes
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boomhauer is absolutely blue maga but the really interesting thing is that papineau is an NDP guy
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
iggy: what's that letter on you shirt me: that's a V for Victory pin. do you like it iggy: yah i want one for my shirt me: okay what letter do you want iggy: W me: what's the W for iggy: for my shirt
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how did she make that insane umlaut
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every time i hear someone give a convoluted reason that speeding is actually safer it takes two weeks off my life
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does christopher The Bear break his overwrought needledrop montage addiction or his fak hijinks addiction in season 5 or what
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keeping the literal wheels of society turning >>>>>>>>>>>
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god i love being a bureaucrat
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can a set theorist named after a construction material please weigh in here
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are agender people allowed to use the all gender bathroom
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
making jokes that are just referencing an ad campaign is loserly to begin with but if it's an insurance company then i should be allowed to perform a citizen's arrest
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pondering the finer tenets of Cousin Oskaar Thought
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when black cats get a lil rusty >>>>>>>>>
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jack ryan and jack reacher are the same person. anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a coward
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was taught that you have to play their stupid little game to get what you want (a job), and part of that stupid little game is inventing and inhabiting a jobsona who is a hermetically sealed box that requires no sustenance nor breaks and produces only work
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not in any way defending the bizarre and arbitrary hoops employers make applicants jump through but i am a little surprised that the iced coffee thing is news to some
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
scientists are very near to a breakthrough in identifying the Dropout gene, which is closely related to but distinct from the Taskmaster gene
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and danegeld
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
theyre sick of paying oresundtolen
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when will it be guy visibility day
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a small business is a large business that is not as big
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its honestly insane how few people on this webstie are posting about guisarmes
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he'll show you how to butterfly a chicken but he'll never show you how to chicken a butterfly
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jacque pepin and chefs of that ilk will never teach the forbidden techniques of reboning chickens
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how it's felt every 9/21 since demi hung em up
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gorgeous transfem volunteer burst out the doors of the tool library on seeing my kei truck, a reaction familiar in tenor though extreme on the ohohoho scale, and as she helped me unload the wood chipper told me about her own honda acty. cathedrals everywhere
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who the fuck called them the Pleasure Centers Of The BRain instead of Ass Bury Park
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
does anyone know if a society needs oil
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thankfully available
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"well, your brother is standing in the middle of afghanistan!!"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
socks' little greys make me so happy. she's a tough old broad
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
black cat and calico cat in a box, their paws intertwined
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
never attribute to lenin what could be adequately explained by macklemore
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he's done a pretty good job making hay from the sheeran team response but the sheeran response has been maladroit in a way that would have been hard for even a smart person to predict
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
given that macklemore is 1. in the right and 2. a huge dope, the big question to me is did he do all this on purpose or was he just thinking he'd have his little opening act with a pro-palestine message and that would be all
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Saying 'oh she buckin' as i violently stall my car in a busy intersection
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is an absolutely pitch perfect bit
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they got coal liquefaction and they got coal gasification but how come there's no oil rockification
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she kira my nerys til i stop by to see her grandma
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