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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
black cat and calico cat in a box, their paws intertwined
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
jock daughter or goth daughter
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
moleman
@brands_are_key
there appears to be some huge scams going on with everything right now
11:02 PM · Feb 1, 2021
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
heres the sweeties
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when a colleague pronounces it "route" instead of "route"
inglourious basterds the scene where the guy holds up three fingers and the nazi officer stares at him
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
gettin dappled
calico cat and black cat on their backs in grass
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
its borb
@itsborb
just woke up from a work stress dream in which there was a hazard on the platform and i swerved the train away, causing all kinds of problems
10:31 AM · Jan 26, 2022its borb
@itsborb
just woke up from a work stress dream in which there was a hazard on the platform and i swerved the train away, causing all kinds of problems
10:31 AM · Jan 26, 2022
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dog owners when asked to give their dog less than 400 miles of leash on a busy sidewalk
seto kaiba screaming in overwhelming gold light
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
oh my fgod
mcmaster-carr website listing for Air Knives
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
pondering the finer tenets of Calvin's Dad Thought
calvin looking at calvin's dad with a bike saying "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
still from Blade Runner, the first interviewer of the voight-kampf test
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I am the goose and you are the miserable boy with no honk. I invented my body and it was the best idea. 

Honk! Honk! I flap open my back in celebration when I
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
my loudest "well, there's your problem" ever
Bruenig
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
me the hundredth consecutive time some app i use tries to get me to use their llm feature
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
RETVRN
old man in glasses wearing a brown and yellow king county metro uniform. he is also wearing a red beret, a casio digital watch, and numerous union patches as well as a safe driver patch
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, Scrooge threw him in an Omelas pit. The good old city enjoyed prosperity, peace, harmony, and inifinely more, all at the expense of Tim, suffering endlessly. Other ghosts visited him later on, prating on about something or other, but Scrooge paid them no heed. He became as good a
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this, along with his obvious meat production proficiency, certainly implies he is a lizard. america should supply him with boots to keep his resolve high during the storm
illustrated icon of lizard person next to icons of jerky, skewers, pie, an orange jar, boots, crossed swords, along with the words "+1 resolve", "+5 resolve", and "10% x2 yield"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
been snooping on the publicly filed permits/reports for the development next door and look at this soil sample. sand much idiots????
Moisture % 8.80, Sand % 93.0, Silt % 6.0, Clay % 1.0, Class Sand
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
when im reminded that my friends love me and think of me positively and that they care what i think
seto kaiba terrified in overwhelming gold light
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
little tabby cat leaning over a piece of wood with its front paws danglingphoto of old men watching a construction site. caption: Umarells observing re-paving at the corners of Palazzo Re Enzo and Via Rizzoli, Bologna, in 2016
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
he's real, he's strong, and he's my friend
amateurish graphic showing julio rodriguez surrounded by the words "AMITICIA POTENTIA VERITAS"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
orthodox imagery can be sooo good. this summer in a romanian monastery i saw a depiction of johnny baps holding his own head on a platter like so
orthodox christian style art of a bearded saint holding his sainted head on a platter. he also has his regular head, the one on his shoulders
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
here are my dear creatures socks and not boots enjoying the sun and the last of the dry asphalt
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
WARNING
THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
pear post reminded me to follow up, it's no bonanza but it's a lot for my poor old tree
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i feel the same about all these but also a very old bricklayer's hammer has become my go-to multipurpose hammer. the chisel head makes a really good one-handed mattock in my local very sandy soil
bricklayer's hammer. one head is a flat square striking head, the other is a chisel
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
when ur ass is under 2 inches (nominal)
calico cat seen through a glass door, sitting on an exposed deck joist
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
hell yeah
kei truck with a large load of very long lumber in the bed hanging over the cab by a lot
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
posting is the greatest sport in the world
Washington State Ferries‬
 ‪@ferries.wsdot.wa.gov‬
· 2h
The big day is here and the vibes are ⚡️electric⚡️

Hybrid-electric, that is! Wenatchee, our first hybrid-electric ferry will return to service on our Seattle/ Bainbridge route today, July 19. The inaugural public sailing of the vessel post upgrade will be the 2:05 Bainbridge to Seattle sailing.
A large white and green ferry on a calm bay with several other ferries and an overcast sky.
ALT
ZachaRyan
‪@wbnc.bsky.social‬
My calendar says that today is the 18th.  

#WeddingAnniversary
#DIVORCED
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
not sure a cat has ever been more asleep
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
finger lakes?
Drew Gooden in the vine where he says " 'Road Work Ahead'? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The Two Dipshits
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i am gonna steal so much fucking valor
mcmaster car product page for Accident Free Award - 5 Year sticker, costing $6.62 each or $6.02 in bulk
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
here are my little creatures
calico cat laying happily on a lapblack cat laying on a lap, its paws all overlapping
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Bsky discard draft confirmation box. Draft tweet in background reads "tariff deez nuts"
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the above picture of richard smiling in the driver's seat of a car, edited into nathan fielder's 2015 instagram post reading "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of Peugeots. They're all just out of frame, running normally too."
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
spring's joys
calico cat lying on its side in lush green grass, its eyes blissfully shutblack cat in the shade of a tree resting its head on a decorative stone
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
life is good
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
FUCK
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Ring (2002) (US) (Alternate Ending)
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
for being so beleaguered and leggy, the pear tree sure knows how to put on a show every spring
leggy tree whose every branch is bursting with white blossoms
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
chatty
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
things it is important to be: -round -vigilant to threats and opportunities from all directions -on shirt -even rounder
calico cat and black cat loafing together on a shirt, facing opposite directions
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
good stick to have
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
here is my little creature
cat in lap, eyes blissfully closed
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
deep space nine conference room. sisko says "baseball."
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
sometimes they just need some butt touching time
calico cat looking at the camera and black cat looking away. their butts are touching
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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
trimming the extremely robust hazelnut so it's not blocking the poor beleaguered pear tree
ddlovato:
GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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