Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Calendars on August 12: Birthday of Erwin Schrödinger (Observed?) 011
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every time I see a piled of tainted, rotting meat on my timeline, I know it’s because the food next to him has been recalled. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m doing this thing called micro-intermittent fasting, where I don’t eat between bites. Not a lot of visible results yet, but do I feel better? Not really. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I was growing up, we didn’t get free gender-reassignment surgery at school. We had to sell magazine subscriptions and candy door-to-door to pay for it. 050
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Big lavish party? Everybody drinking bubble tea? Buddy, you’re at a boba fête. 041
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“Am I out of touch? No, it’s the voters who are wrong.” Principal Skinner-ass centrist Demsstatic.klipy.comSkinner: Am I Out of Touch?ALT: Skinner: Am I Out of Touch? 010
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I’m not owned, I’m not owned! I continue to insist as I shrink and turn into an Iranian corn cob 011
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Larry Baer: Tony Vitelllo is taking a lot of heat. People are saying you made a bad hire. Buster Posey: Yeah. We need to change the subject. Larry: The fans need something else to focus on. Buster: I have an idea. Hold my $19 beer. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The few remaining Orange Juliuses out there are like those Japanese soldiers they found on pacific islands in the 70s who didn’t know the war was over. 0232
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It looks like lens flare but it’s hard to believe any light reflects off that thing 100
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This guy would look REALLY NICE with a Stanzo brand fedora. (They’re nice.) 010
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026There is also a wonderful PBS American Masters episode on Ricky. Really good. 020
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And here we see Trump bestowing the Congressional Medal of Honor on Luca Brasi 020
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I think the Mar-Kwaynes were the house band at Stax Records in the mid-60s. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Oh. “…joining the Justice Department in early 2025 as chief of staff to Emil Bove, the principal associate deputy attorney general and now a judge of the Third Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals.” 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 03/02/2026In 1972, Don McLean’s “American Pie” went to #1 on the US pop charts for four weeks - long enough to play the whole song beginning to end six times. 0163
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I can dissociate or be in a constant low-grade state of rage all the time 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026New Delhi has so many Indian people you could swear you’re in Fremont 010
Reposted by IshIsh @ishh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (When dogs play Connections) 021
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (When dogs play Connections) 021
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I feel like this policy discriminates against people like me without talent. 010
Reposted by IshJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website. 211142229
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 27/11/2025My dog is tripping so hard on CBD, he thinks he’s a World War I flying ace shot down behind enemy lines. 030
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Really depends which way the undecideds break, I guess. I hope Jeannette doesn't have a weird laugh. 010
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If AI can’t start by solving the problem of its own massive energy needs, what even is the point? 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The klepto- part of the kleptocracy seems to be trending today. 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Brock Bowers fantasy owners:media.tenor.comI Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIFALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF 010
Reposted by IshGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 31/10/2025“Holsey did in fact quit,” Rep Adam Smith told me. “So we need to hear: Did he quit because he believed he was being given illegal orders?” How is it possible that we may never hear the answer to this question? 15580186
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I need an allergy medicine that keeps you up for exactly 2 more hours then knocks you out for 8. I need Duskquil. 000
Reposted by IshBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage 294190147548
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The pilot for my tv show, “Conrad Oakhaven: Wine Lawyer” is not garnering a lot of interest from the big networks yet 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 26/09/2025If he ordered a Code Red, he couldn’t keep it to himself for 48 hours 000
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I hope the NYT and other legacy media are proud of their role in midwifing this guy back into office 042
Reposted by IshFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2025the invisible hand of the market keeps punching my dick 313425
Ish @ishh.bsky.social · 23/09/2025“Isaac Chotiner wants to interview you” is the new “Mike Wallace and a camera crew are on their way to your office” 000
