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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social
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they/she Making weird and maximalist MTG cubes. Very occasionally horny on main. cubecobra.com/user/view/5d856a7e0ab…

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Steven Krysiak🔜SCGCON LA @thegrixisguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey @wotcmatt.bsky.social rules question. 601.5 now exists for Captain America, First Avenger and the like. The rule seems to also allow, for example, Angelica Purge sac Banishing Light target the thing under Banishing Light. Can you please tell me why it doesn't say that so I can sleep at night?
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THIS DRAFT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL WEIRD
Fuck knows what is gonna wheel.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kitten this is ranked daddy needs you to lock in right now
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Tokentober Day 1: Construct While thinking of ways to depict an artifact creature that gets bigger for every artifact you control, I initially thought about a giant Lego dude made of a ton of bricks but then I got hit with probably a way cooler idea
Token Artifact Creature - Construct
P/T = # of artifacts you control (+1/+1)

Pen drawing of Howl’s Moving Castle

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torrey @sensememory.blog · 01/10/2026
It's been a bad, bad day, for more than the easy-to-figure-our reasons
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone have any advice for the best way to blank out an mtg card artbox to write on with pen?
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a reminder that Nahiri is my favorite girl, and she's done so much wrong, and I love her BECAUSE of it.
A crude black linework sketch of Nahiri standing at a cliff's edge, both hands resting on the hilt of a stoneforged blade in front of her, pointed downward and driven into the ground. Her head is almost impossible to pick out as it fades into the latticework of emrakul, who looms behind her taking up nearly the entire frame. Emrakul's eye is the only color in the entire picture, a pink sticker cut off at the top of the image. 

Off to the left you can see a little crescent moon in the only part of the image not consumed by Emrakul's presence.
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you ever draft Gwen's tiny leaders cube and see a plains with an emrakul on it, that's my fault.
A hastily done black pen sketch of emrakul, with a red sticker in place of her single glowing eye for a slightly uncanny effect.

In the foreground a stick figure, labeled as "You." Says:
 "Mommy? 
sorry." 
"Mommy?
sorry."
"Mommy?
FUCK
sorry"
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Athena @anathemeh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so ready to be the most annoying person at the next #mtgcube night.
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I may have died, but Tibalt truly LIVED.
Tibalt Rakish Instigator with 11 loyalty counters. He is not supposed to have that many counters on him.
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Lesbian boyfriend @deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys guys guys, we can't be toooo mad at the mods for whacking Bugs, we gotta meet them where they're at. They're literally only 3 years old and pirahnas are VERY scary at that age
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm using this as my monologue next time I need one for an audition.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 23/09/2026
🎯🎯🎯. 70% of the reason cascade and mill are beloved as mechanics is because it’s fun to flip cards off the top.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This top 4 lineup fucking rules. I love a fresh format where no one knows what's happening so the spaghetti really sticks to the wall.
Goli(Mega)/Zard(MegaY)/Poli/Arch/Grimsnarl/Farig

Arch/Incin/Poli/Vivillon/Rilla/Gengar(Mega)

Drill/Mence(Mega)/TTar(Mega)/Indeedee(M)/Corviknight/Sneasler

Mence(Mega)/Arcanine(H)/Indeedee(M)/Milotic/Metagross(Mega)/Sneasler
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at this absolute girl gang of a team that top cut Baltimore Regionals.
Ceruledge, Indeedee (F), Dragonite (with an american flag behind it), Lopunny, Gardevoir, and Sneasler
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 20/09/2026
I hope you distend I hope we both distend
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I say this about most situations.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Coward shit. Give me four of them on turn 0.
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mostly a big "As expected." I've probably finished less art than he'd expect, but I'm a bit prettier than he'd think. I do think he'd be very impressed how well I've gotten a handle on my mental health despite never finding a med that helped much.
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Ryan Overturf @ryanoverdrive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As Cedric Phillips once told me, "If you ever cut Flickerwisp from your deck again, I will kill you."
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Chat is this Splitner Twin?
Kasmina, Enigma Sage
{1}{G}{U}
Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina

Each other planeswalker you control has the loyalty abilities of Kasmina.

+2: Scry 1.

−X: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.

−8: Search your library for an instant or sorcery card that shares a color with this planeswalker, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Loyalty: 2
Illustrated by Tyler JacobsonJace's Machinations
{2}{U}
Instant

Until end of turn, you may activate loyalty abilities of Jace planeswalkers you control on any player’s turn any time you could cast an instant.

Empower Jace 8. (Put eight loyalty counters on a Jace token you control. If you don’t control one, first create a blue Jace planeswalker token with “[−1]: Surveil 1” and “[−3]: Draw a card.”)

Illustrated by Serena MalyonEmergent Ultimatum
{B}{B}{G}{G}{G}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Search your library for up to three monocolored cards with different names and exile them. An opponent chooses one of those cards. Shuffle that card into your library. You may cast the other cards without paying their mana costs. Exile Emergent Ultimatum.

Illustrated by Zack Stella
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Consider: Catboy Jace
Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second
{R/G}{G}{G/W}
Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.

She watches Jetmir’s back while her companions watch hers.

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Watermark: Cabaretti

Illustrated by David GailletTam's Resistance
{1}{G/U}
Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.

Empower Jace 4. (Put four loyalty counters on a Jace token you control. If you don’t control one, first create a blue Jace planeswalker token with “[−1]: Surveil 1” and “[−3]: Draw a card.”)

Tam had offered to help and Vraska believed her.

Illustrated by Samuel Perin
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting caught up on commissions. I’ve had a rough draft for Felothar since TDM preview season. Feels good to finally get a version of that out into the world
Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan
{W}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior
Trample
Whenever Felothar enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a nonland permanent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
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Illustrated by Wayne Wu

Altered with trans flag colors
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Many species of aphids are born pregnant.
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Dead to rights. Welp.
It says I'm from New Hampshire. (I am)
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck it, 1AM WIP posting. Been making a guide for myself for when I finish putting her on paper
unfinished drawing of emrakul, the aeons torn i did by tracing the original then filling in areas with solid color and hash marks
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Dedicated Carly Rae Jepsen Stan Account @tfwaffleman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads, Margarita, tails, West Virginiaaaa
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reality Fracture really shows Jace's true colors. From u/dragon-muse on the Hellscube subreddit.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A pretty sloppy proof of concept, but there's something here. The idea hit me as I was starting to crash, and I didn't think the execution through 100% If anyone else wants to take a shot at altering the Spider-Man cards using Through the Omenpaths art in the FRA Shattered Mirror style, go for it
The Magic card Superior Spider-Man, but with chunks of the MTG Arena card Kavaero, Mind-Bitten overlaid on top of it.
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Balloon
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Ollie // Beeks @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com · 24/08/2026
Most amusing play of the weekend #c4ac
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Herald, they're lesbians."
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Athena @anathemeh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sometimes I forgot that I possess this power
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Neurotypicals would rather goon than go to therapy
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Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE! @mtgdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Day (drumroll please) 365!!! Special announcement! I'll be at #MCAtlanta Friday and Saturday. For every person that brings me a Goblin King to alter, I'll donate $10 to the Trevor Project (up to $100 total). @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg
A kid throwing away a toy. The caption is 'I don't want to play with you anymore'. The joke is it's me giving up on pestering about Goblin King.

As if.
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Bobby, Multicolored Permanent @bobbeigh.com · 17/08/2026
I drafted a certain Cube with my weekly pod and it really fit my style — Descent Into Avernus (Grixis) Apparently lists have been floating around for a bit, but this was my first time with it! cubecobra.com/cube/about/a... Gimme more Stack Battles 🗣️, or do you know other Cube lists with speed?
cubecobra.com
Cube Cobra: DESCEND INTO AVERNUS [Grixis]
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שלמה לוי @shelbyarr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Boston Museum of Science is terrific (my employer is a significant contributor to them, so I get free entry that we use frequently). Also, a very good friend of mine works there, and the way they do exhibit design is super interesting.
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Post a meme made by you
Always sunny episode title card, but this fictional episode is titled "The Gang Kills God"
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gadsden flag reading UNLOCK MY FUCKING ANIME
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This amuses me because I've long lamented that the beautiful and interesting Actual Math is locked away from people because learning calculation comes first and that's very dull and offputting unless you're a very particular weirdo. Discrete and abstract math courses are so fucking cool.
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Yet another swath of retro planeswalkers have come and gone and still no Baltrice. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, WIZARDS.
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cait ^,..,^ @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
sorry pro tour competitors, the middling cube drafter gets the girl
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Walked through some popup stalls on a sidewalk in Somerville with @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social where they only sold t-shirts and blasted UNCOMFORTABLY LOUDLY the Animaniacs theme, into 30 seconds of Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, into The Joker by Steve Miller Band. Not sure anything is real.
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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh god oh fuck
A bluesky notification reading “Tonberry followed you”, from three minutes prior.  Their icon is a picture of a Tonberry from final fantasy, a weird little green dude in a brown robe with a featureless face consisting of only two yellow dot eyes.  It’s holding a lantern, for being spooky, and a knife (for ending your life). It offers me the option to follow the tonberry back, which is generally not how this works, but can be useful in getting through the ARR bonus dungeon Wanderer’s Palace (Hard).
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
BAKE FROM SCRATCH AT 3AM. IT WILL BRING YOUR LIFE MEANING.
Some soft chocolate chip cookies with big chocolate chunks. There are many more not pictured.
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝ @irreleverent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had some jokes about Helios's cattle but they were stolen.
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