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Irrational Robot

@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
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Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff. Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired

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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the things I miss most about my hearing is not being able to do pub quizzes anymore. Unless the entire room is deathly quiet, I can never understand the questions. And once people start talking about answers I can't distinguish the useful voices from the background. 🙁
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NO GODDAMN IT!
Android notification for Adobe Acrobat.

Let Acrobat do the reading

Understand your downloaded document faster with a summary from Acrobat Al Assistant.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adobe isn't helping by overloading the UI with AI features.
Screenshot of Adobe Acrobat where about 3/4 of the UI is hidden behind AI features
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Trademark case is funny in multiple ways. _That Last Sentence!_
5. Degree of Care Exercised by Purchasers

Confusion between marks is generally more likely where the goods at issue involve relatively inexpensive, "impulse" products to which the average, "unsophisticated" consumer does not devote a great deal of care and consideration in purchasing. [Cita-tions.] Wine has been deemed an "impulse" product, and certainly so with respect to the average consumer, effectively compelling the consumer's reliance "on faith in the maker." Taylor Wine Co. v. Bully Hill Vineyards, Inc., 569 F.2d 731, 733-34 (2d Cir. 1978); see also id. ("The average American who drinks wine on occasion can hardly pass for a connoisseur of wines"). Indeed, Gallo Nero employees themselves have testified that the average American consumer is unlearned in the selection of wine.

The only opposition Gallo Nero offers to Gallo's characterization of the wine-buying public is a single 1959 case from the Middle District of Alabama, stating that "the wine-buying public - insofar as their selection and purchase of wine is con-cerned - is a highly discriminating group." E. & J. Gallo Winery v. Ben R. Goltsman & Co., 172 F. Supp. 826, 830 (M.D. Ala. 1959). That case, however, involved plain-tiff's "THUNDERBIRD" fortified wine with the "Gallo" name above - versus the defendant's "THUNDERBOLT" - with the words "Private Stock" immediately below-both products arguably failing any classification as "fine wines." Moreover, with all due respect to Alabama, it would seem common knowledge that wine was not a widely appreciated beverage in the South in 1959,
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 13/09/2026
Saoirse is in an afterschool program, and today she excitedly told me all about the SMART test for evaluating the credibility of information (source, motivation, author, review, two-sources). I can think of a lot of adults who would benefit from this class designed for 4th and 5th graders.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thebulwark.com did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was going to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever. It is glorious
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: Hey Microsoft Word, I would like to open this single document I was working on a couple of weeks ago (double clicks on document) Word: HERE'S FIVE THINGS IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Shall We Play A Game?
Alt: Shall We Play A Game? Matthew Broderick in War Games
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every technology people manager, reassuring a new hire: "It's not a sprint, it's a marathon." Every project manager: "Our work is a series of sprints."
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/retrogameo... How, as a kid, I always _wished_ to be good at this game
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From the retrogameofthemonth community on Reddit: Super Sprint (Arcade)
Explore this post and more from the retrogameofthemonth community
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This makes me really happy, KCMO still gets a seat in the house. :-)
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Hela Summons Necroswords in Grassy Field
Alt: Hela (from Thor: Ragnarok) Summons Necroswords in Grassy Field
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So a while ago, the useful tabs control went away from where I liked it in Android Chrome, and moved to someplace dumb. This fix "remove bottom bar" put things right again. piunikaweb.com/2026/08/05/c...
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Here’s how to disable the new bottom bar on Chrome for Android
Hate Chrome’s new bottom bar on Android? Here’s the flag you can use to turn it off and restore the older look.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wr’re going to bomb the shit out of the yield curve
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, realizing that what is going to look like the website for a cool concert venue is actually just the website for a ticket vendor.
Top of a chrome tab on my android phone. Address being loaded is "axs.com skin equals Barboza"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice

@777jorgeivan
I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit

(picture of a woman's shadow cast on a wall, with anatomically positioned bra and panties)
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For us (also a daughter leaving for college Tuesday) it is her favorite special breakfast. Homemade crepes the morning we send her off.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Googling "electric gloves countermeasures" on a Friday evening www.wired.com/story/the-pa...
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi! I'm about four French Fries from Wendy's. Maybe eat them one at a time, and maybe not while driving on a two lane road in the middle of nowhere at speed, in traffic!
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#CluesBySam - Aug 11th 2026 (Medium) 03:29 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 05/08/2026
BREAKING: Kansas voters rejected a constitutional amendment that would have changed to electing state Supreme Court justices, in a win for groups that were concerned the change would impact abortion rights and school funding.
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Kansas voters reject electing state Supreme Court justices as constitutional amendment fails
Kansas voters rejected a constitutional amendment that would have changed to electing state Supreme Court justices, in a
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jimminy Christmas, Fables of the Reconstruction is _such_ a good album. Somewhere near the end it said you can't do this, I said I can...
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Got my kiddo to watch Godzilla Minus One and she loved it. Feeling pretty dad-smug
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Global Thermonuclear War Game
Alt: Image from WarGames: Shall we okay a game? Global thermonuclear war
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Adulting protip: the best background for depositing a check by app is the back of a legal pad.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I thought about Ruby Vroom, but this one was a little more polished.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
POTUS comes on screen, entire bar BOOOOOOO
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/07/2026
Ossoff: "We understand the president may be threatening to declare sitting senators illegitimate. If that's the course of action he pursues, he's calling GA voters illegitimate...he was humiliated as a committed lifelong racist that it was Black voters in Georgia who were instrumental in his defeat"
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The worst thing about social media is constantly refreshing, hoping that everything will be fixed on the next reload
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Collecting "new constitutional amendments we could use" here. 🧵
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 28/06/2026
Algeria fans made a "Thank You Lawrence" banner for their last group game. Rock Chalk Algeria
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LFG!
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

A Google score bug says: 2-2

While Google AI says: Senegal defeated Belgium 2-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 32 at Seattle Stadium. Habib Diarra opened the scoring in the 25th minute, and Ismaila Sarr doubled the lead in the 51st minute. Senegal advances to the Round of 16 to face either the United States or Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Is this F'ing guy just matching in there to say "I'm retiring, make sure to replace me before November?!?"
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Harry and Meghan should sail up the Thames and remove the King and William at sword point. It is time to make monarchy fun again! www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
yahoo.com
Harry reconsiders bringing Meghan and children on UK trip
It comes after his request for police protection was rejected days before the family is due to arrive.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm way late to the party, but I saw that someone had bought a cool green vinyl of the new feeble little horse album (bitknot) and I almost bought it on spec. After a couple of listens to the digital? I'll be seeing them twice this year and I'm really happy about it. 1/2
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hey @nathanmesser.bsky.social...
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Heck yes! #Juneteenth panel at @acslaw.bsky.social national convention! Super excited to see this panel!
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is how I remember goals management during a large chunk of my time at Microsoft. Manager would come to you around review season to "update your goals" before your review, and...
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mostly* ready for the @acslaw.bsky.social 2026 national convention! *A couple of hours of sleep first wouldn't hurt. :-)
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching scaffolding be assembled with the family. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I sort of picked up Half-Genie Hero on a lark, but was enjoying the heck of it last night. One of my daughter's friends (my daughter was playing Steam games online while I was in the Xbox) heard and said: "Oh yeah! Shantae is a banger!"
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm attending a conference about (among other things) AI and the Law, and I'm running out of extraversion tokens
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Trying to accept a job offer in 2026 Email: Here's your offer letter! Please sign, scan, and return. (2 pdfs attached) I download two documents. With each download, Acrobat reader pops open. I close Acrobat reader. 1/x
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Played Formosa Tea today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/28... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com
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Formosa Tea
Produce and sell tea in an innovative game set in 19th-20th century Taiwan.
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Irrational Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is a dance off! Post a dance or you will be eliminated!
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Oscar Isaac Dancing in Ex Machina Scene
Alt: Poe Dameron Dancing in Ex Machina Scene from the Decameron
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