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Haunted Robot

@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
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Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff. Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired

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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alt-text WIN! "A creative-first Ho Show"
David Ellison @ellisonskyd... 2h

What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a

creative-first ho Show
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NO GODDAMN IT!
Android notification for Adobe Acrobat.

Let Acrobat do the reading

Understand your downloaded document faster with a summary from Acrobat Al Assistant.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adobe isn't helping by overloading the UI with AI features.
Screenshot of Adobe Acrobat where about 3/4 of the UI is hidden behind AI features
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Trademark case is funny in multiple ways. _That Last Sentence!_
5. Degree of Care Exercised by Purchasers

Confusion between marks is generally more likely where the goods at issue involve relatively inexpensive, "impulse" products to which the average, "unsophisticated" consumer does not devote a great deal of care and consideration in purchasing. [Cita-tions.] Wine has been deemed an "impulse" product, and certainly so with respect to the average consumer, effectively compelling the consumer's reliance "on faith in the maker." Taylor Wine Co. v. Bully Hill Vineyards, Inc., 569 F.2d 731, 733-34 (2d Cir. 1978); see also id. ("The average American who drinks wine on occasion can hardly pass for a connoisseur of wines"). Indeed, Gallo Nero employees themselves have testified that the average American consumer is unlearned in the selection of wine.

The only opposition Gallo Nero offers to Gallo's characterization of the wine-buying public is a single 1959 case from the Middle District of Alabama, stating that "the wine-buying public - insofar as their selection and purchase of wine is con-cerned - is a highly discriminating group." E. & J. Gallo Winery v. Ben R. Goltsman & Co., 172 F. Supp. 826, 830 (M.D. Ala. 1959). That case, however, involved plain-tiff's "THUNDERBIRD" fortified wine with the "Gallo" name above - versus the defendant's "THUNDERBOLT" - with the words "Private Stock" immediately below-both products arguably failing any classification as "fine wines." Moreover, with all due respect to Alabama, it would seem common knowledge that wine was not a widely appreciated beverage in the South in 1959,
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lionel Hutz saying: Well your honor we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are 'kinds' of evidence
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reminded of the Amazon long leg bear (Except I love your cat)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The way this picture is cropped is hilarious!
A giant Donald Trump (12-15 feet tall) walks to the right while tiny looking humans stand next to him, in front of bleachers with other tiny humans
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, realizing that what is going to look like the website for a cool concert venue is actually just the website for a ticket vendor.
Top of a chrome tab on my android phone. Address being loaded is "axs.com skin equals Barboza"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes. ♥️😉♥️
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gravy! He's our 13ish polydactyl cool dude, and is cuddling here with Cheeto, who is a lazy bone lap kitty. Beach is a nut bar. Beach is surprised by everything at all times and LOVES Gravy. Gravy tolerates Beach. In the fall, Beach-> Peach Cheeto -> Punkin
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At one point in the aughts, I considered pulling together a resume and cover letter for the job of "singing cowboy" at Boeing, which I figured was large enough to employ one. Job duties: 1. Riding the range 2. Campfire songs 3. A friend to all
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This works. #AISlop
Openart.ai image: Heroic image of George Washington riding a horse toward the viewer at sunset, next to Donald Trump riding a mobility scooter. Trump seems disappointed.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Googling "electric gloves countermeasures" on a Friday evening www.wired.com/story/the-pa...
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My heart broke a little bit when Sapporo (who then owned the Anchor Brewing Company) changed the label from the classic to... Marketing Rumor has it that the guy who owns Chobani might re-open Anchor...
On the left, the old Anchor Steam beer bottle with a wavy banner with the words "Anchor Steam Beer," a multicolor illustration of an Anchor, and flavor text around the neck of the bottle. Classic, famous labeling. 

On the right, a Bottle with a flat yellow background and a flat blue "ANCHOR steam beer" logo over a clip art anchor. Bland, "Amazon ready" labeling.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I thought about Ruby Vroom, but this one was a little more polished.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He's surrounded by craven yes men (having fired some of the yes women). What _they_ think doesn't matter because _he_ ignored Biggie's rule quotefancy.com/media/wallpa...
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Holy cheese whiz Don Martin character looking goon
Old man squatting halfway with a grotesquely disfigured elbow Don Martin illustration of a doctor yo-yoing. His elbow is grossly misproportioned, but not as badly as the weirdo in the first picture
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
From the ESPN summary:
Benge reached on infield single to pitcher, Ewing scored on throwing error by P Lugo, Bichette scored on throwing error by 1B Caglianone and Benge scored on throwing error by 3B Loftin.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The clipping on the picture had me confused. :-)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

A Google score bug says: 2-2

While Google AI says: Senegal defeated Belgium 2-0 in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Round of 32 at Seattle Stadium. Habib Diarra opened the scoring in the 25th minute, and Ismaila Sarr doubled the lead in the 51st minute. Senegal advances to the Round of 16 to face either the United States or Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Costa Coffee Jaffa Frappe in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Best brewery in DC? (Sent from the Red Bear)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Heck yes! #Juneteenth panel at @acslaw.bsky.social national convention! Super excited to see this panel!
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Vincent Price as "Egghead" in the 1966 Batman series. Holding an egg.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Our Boeings" is a really weird turn off phrase.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Beach experiences gravity in her own way. A bagel colored cat upside down on a shelf of a cat tower.From bottom to top: Gravy is a large gray cat. Cheeto is a small orange girl. Beach is a small bagel colored cat. They are sharing a small chair.Beach wakes me up by sitting on the power button of the Bluetooth speaker in my room.Gravy is a very respectable gentleman, sitting upright here with his paws (look at all those polydactyl toes!) crossed in front of him.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Commander in Chief of United States military successfully removes drawer latches from bathroom drawers
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If you can see this, post a concert photo you took. (Horsegirl)
The band Horsegirl. Two women playing guitar and singing into microphones while a third woman plays drums behind them. Randomly, a vocalist from Godcaster is walking around between them with a microphone.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A bagel colored polydactyl cat is upside down on her cat tower
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Leaving 13 people injured.
MEXICO CITY - An armed man standing atop one of the historic Teotihuacan pyramids opened fire on tourists Monday, killing one Canadian and leaving at least 13 people injured at the archaeological site north of Mexico's capital, authorities said.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
QuikTrip, a convenience store chain that GOES HARD with their coffee fountain options...
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Note that the route "includes stairs"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Damned good movie.
Robert Mitchum showing the LOVE tattoo on his right hand, the HATE tattoo barely visible in the background
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Back for Goon That's what this says, right?
7. "Reign of the Supermen" item in a listicle, with a picture of the cover. "BACK FOR GOOD!" is the text on the comic cover, but the bottom of the letter D is obscured by a Green Lantern fly by, making it look like a large, lower case N
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
QuikTrip coffee machine is Extra
Pub-style taphandles labeled:
Cold brew awesomeness
Nitro Cold Brew
Iced Caramel Latte 
Iced Mocha Latte 
Skinny Vanilla Latte iced
Iced Vanilla Latte Pub-style taphandles labeled 
Vanilla Latte 
Caramel Latte 
Mocha Latte 
Vanilla Latte 
Skinny Vanilla Latte hot
Hot Chocolate 
Vanilla Latte hot
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You know, actual post-it notes don't have this problem.
Screenshot of the Windows "Sticky Notes" app, with the text "Sticky Notes needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you..." and a progress bar
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Graphic design is their passion
Donald Trump standing in front of the word "Bleak" with a subtitle "the true origins of COVID 19"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You ever wonder who's the academy? L'ETAT C'EST MOI
Blonde woman who is the president of the motion picture academy speaking at the Academy Awards
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
From the WSJ article..!
Deep in conversation, Trump peered over the Resolute Desk at their feet, Vance recalled during an event later that day celebrating Kennedy Center honoree Sylvester Stallone. "Marco, JD, you guys have s-y shoes," Trump declared before retrieving a catalog. A third politician was in the room-Vance didn't name him-and Trump asked each person for their size. Rubio said 11.5, Vance 13. The third man said 7, according to Vance.

"The president kind of leans back in his chair and says, 'You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size,' " Vance said.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
#gravityfalls
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. (This is Candy, she's a neighborhood cat that hangs out at Project 9 brewing)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The AMC Theaters app has this presale page for the Melania documentary. Pay attention to the "movie stills," this is honestly pretty amusing. :-)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sent this to my daughter in Whatsapp (we were taking about this last night) and almost immediately...
Whatsapp screenshot of the picture of the "three dollar meal." Response says "Next time we make a Costco trip could we stock up on one other thing? I've been really missing having it around the house."
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I really love hating Aaron Rogers. Let's see his career end like this.
ESPN game cast recap of a play: Aaron Rogers intercepted, returned 50 yards by Bullock (Houston) for a touchdown in the fourth quarter.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I can't save the world but I can bake a decent beer bread. #breadsky
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good breakfast
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'm a little sad that Adobe's reader product has gotten this bad. On initially opening the document I wanted to read, I now have to start hunting down close buttons like I'm opening a listicle. While the red box here is theoretically the content I want, even only a quarter of that is close... 🧵
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
Grayed out McDonald's app with a cartoon fries container bouncing up and down in the foreground
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