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Haunted Robot

@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
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Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, late career law student, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff. Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired

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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 3h
Law School bans super intelligence from exams
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Extend the handle, hold the safety bar, push the start button. Dude's telling on himself for not being able to start an electric mower.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A friend of mine went to their last live show, at the Bottleneck in Lawrence KS. IIRC, lead singer hit someone in the crowd with a mic stand and then went backstage. The rest of the band followed, and then came out to announce that the show was over. Most profitable night in Bottleneck history.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My take on this (and I'm sure this is not unique) is that our rationality is only part of our humanity. Our desires, specifically when they cause us to do things that are objectively irrational, are another part. Remember a stupid thing you did for love, or out of anger? That was pretty human.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was at Krampus Cave in Leavenworth WA a couple of years ago and was choosing between Golem and Abomination. I went with Golem, but eventually got a great deal off BGG on a used copy of Abomination, which is a lot of fun. :-)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Again, with JD being sent places That Guy thinks suck: The Vatican, Greenland, Bluesky, Alaska...
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alt-text WIN! "A creative-first Ho Show"
David Ellison @ellisonskyd... 2h

What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a

creative-first ho Show
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The push for a pardon should be interesting. I expect he won't leave the white house without agreements for a pardon (a really broad one) and an agreement for some giant memorial / statue.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best Halloween games! I like Hugo (formerly Midnight Party) and with the right people, Betrayal at House on the Hill.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Excel is kind of a monkey's paw of technology. Sure, you *can* do almost anything in Excel, but you'll probably live to regret it...
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DESPITE the obvious bad faith and capriciousness of everything the executive branch does all the damn time. /Fin
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FWIW, I didn't mean to sound critical of you at all (been following your stuff since I started this nonsense!). I was sort of thinking out loud "what would I do if I was on (for example) the MSNOW team, knowing that SCOTUS will inevitably say "you need to always presume good faith of the prez" 1/2
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3L here just thinking out loud: 1. Reporters denied entry at the gate. Okay, good faith. 2. Counsel contacts opposing party counsel, "clients were denied entry. Security seemed unaware of the order, can you inform them in the next two hours?" 3. Show up two hours later with counsel and the order.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Working link open.spotify.com/album/3t6whj...
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Bionic Commando Rearmed (The Soundtrack) - Album by Simon Viklund | Spotify
Simon Viklund · album · 2008 · 15 songs
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whatever the soundtrack to Bionic Commando rearmed is: share.google/zC6qoxiIXbqP...
share.google
Client Challenge
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the things I miss most about my hearing is not being able to do pub quizzes anymore. Unless the entire room is deathly quiet, I can never understand the questions. And once people start talking about answers I can't distinguish the useful voices from the background. 🙁
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NO GODDAMN IT!
Android notification for Adobe Acrobat.

Let Acrobat do the reading

Understand your downloaded document faster with a summary from Acrobat Al Assistant.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Went looking for this. :-) If he was a good candidate, he should have had a landing spot as a Fox Commentator, yeah?
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bunny Beatdown 4 heavy sets
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bring back the Nexus tablets. Google Book is an *awful* brand. "I'm going to pick up a new Gobbledegook book!"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love that movie! "Sorry if I smell like piss, you know how it is"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adobe isn't helping by overloading the UI with AI features.
Screenshot of Adobe Acrobat where about 3/4 of the UI is hidden behind AI features
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would be tickled to see a network or two report on things that actually have happened (what's going on with the Iran war, Canada trade war, immigration enforcement) without ever mentioning That Guy's name until the end: "President Trump made various contradictory remarks about these events."
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One thing that sticks in my mind every day in law school: 3 of the current justices (Thomas, Alito, Roberts) took their seats on the court before the first iPhone released.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See also this scene from the Kansas State Fair: bsky.app/profile/theb...
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gallo Nero: "Wine buyers tend to be a highly discriminating group" Court: The case in question was about people buying Thunderbird. Also let's be honest about Alabama in the 50s.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Trademark case is funny in multiple ways. _That Last Sentence!_
5. Degree of Care Exercised by Purchasers

Confusion between marks is generally more likely where the goods at issue involve relatively inexpensive, "impulse" products to which the average, "unsophisticated" consumer does not devote a great deal of care and consideration in purchasing. [Cita-tions.] Wine has been deemed an "impulse" product, and certainly so with respect to the average consumer, effectively compelling the consumer's reliance "on faith in the maker." Taylor Wine Co. v. Bully Hill Vineyards, Inc., 569 F.2d 731, 733-34 (2d Cir. 1978); see also id. ("The average American who drinks wine on occasion can hardly pass for a connoisseur of wines"). Indeed, Gallo Nero employees themselves have testified that the average American consumer is unlearned in the selection of wine.

The only opposition Gallo Nero offers to Gallo's characterization of the wine-buying public is a single 1959 case from the Middle District of Alabama, stating that "the wine-buying public - insofar as their selection and purchase of wine is con-cerned - is a highly discriminating group." E. & J. Gallo Winery v. Ben R. Goltsman & Co., 172 F. Supp. 826, 830 (M.D. Ala. 1959). That case, however, involved plain-tiff's "THUNDERBIRD" fortified wine with the "Gallo" name above - versus the defendant's "THUNDERBOLT" - with the words "Private Stock" immediately below-both products arguably failing any classification as "fine wines." Moreover, with all due respect to Alabama, it would seem common knowledge that wine was not a widely appreciated beverage in the South in 1959,
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any multipacks of Wispa bars in there?
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 13/09/2026
Saoirse is in an afterschool program, and today she excitedly told me all about the SMART test for evaluating the credibility of information (source, motivation, author, review, two-sources). I can think of a lot of adults who would benefit from this class designed for 4th and 5th graders.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still think the smart money is on "$5000 tax deduction for buying my memecoin"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's the ghost of the original car.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thebulwark.com did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was going to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever. It is glorious
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: Hey Microsoft Word, I would like to open this single document I was working on a couple of weeks ago (double clicks on document) Word: HERE'S FIVE THINGS IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At best he'll try to get people tax deductions for buying his crapcoin. "It's like instead of paying $5K in taxes, you get to buy $5K of investments from a very smart guy who can pardon himself if he steals it"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lionel Hutz saying: Well your honor we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are 'kinds' of evidence
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the neatest insights I heard about _Ex Machina_ was the observation that Alicia Vikander's Gynoid's behavior in that movie was predictable because it had been trained on social media posts. The character was a deceptive narcissistic sociopath because that's what social media posts are.
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shall We Play A Game?
Alt: Shall We Play A Game? Matthew Broderick in War Games
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The arcade game was the first arcade game I ever beat. ♥️♥️ ⭐ 🗡️
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
. o (wow, this is _really_ good...)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just bought on 1. KTP rec 2. Someone said "if you like Chiptune" 3. About 12 seconds of that song No one ever recommends chiptunes where I can see it (I'm trying to reinforce behavior I want to see!)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had misread "a" F' of a day as "the" F' of a day. First thought: if you usually plan on multiple candidates, you clearly didn't need the compliment. :-)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reminded of the Amazon long leg bear (Except I love your cat)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Something like that. ♥️♥️♥️ maps.app.goo.gl/fJ1zfvY2PXyW...
maps.app.goo.gl
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd never read those (I was in college when these came out) but I've heard people ten years younger than me kind of rave about them. Do you think they're good?
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every technology people manager, reassuring a new hire: "It's not a sprint, it's a marathon." Every project manager: "Our work is a series of sprints."
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/retrogameo... How, as a kid, I always _wished_ to be good at this game
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From the retrogameofthemonth community on Reddit: Super Sprint (Arcade)
Explore this post and more from the retrogameofthemonth community
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I believe the trick to this kind of thing is "vague enough that most people don't get it, specific enough that the right people do." ;-)
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Front: Line drawing of a giant lorry in front of a small house, maybe two or three men standing by. Back: (small print) UPDATE: Manu is coming
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"... And military observation deck" really doing a lot of work here. "We need to build this so military guys with binoculars can look around." Next week: "President announces giant red racecar need and military escape vehicle"
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Haunted Robot @irrationalrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This makes me really happy, KCMO still gets a seat in the house. :-)
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