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Chris

@ironbars.bsky.social
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Pokémon nerd, average millennial homo

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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s criminal this didn’t get a remake or sequel
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine was packed too after expecting it to be dead
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Running a train however
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😮‍💨 there’s a few types of cardio I’m sure you’d both excel at
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My phone’s clock defaulted to Sydney and now I’ve had dinner at 4.30pm 🙃
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog sat for some friends last night and it was super nice just having some space and quiet time by myself 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took my portable (but still freaking heavy) pizza oven to a friends place and catered home made pizza for Drag Race night - was fun 😊
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maque Le More
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went too hard on leg day and I had to take ibuprofen before bed to get to sleep 🙃
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Abs popped off today
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it’s in November, should be fun! (I am going to be having a panic attack lol)
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mesh shorts arrived so TnJ outfit sorted (for my first and potentially last club party)
Demure ho
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something something load my workout
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dogs had a bunch of vet procedures yesterday and got given these bandanas which I also think I deserve 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Raise it if you’re comfortable with your boss. I’ve let people know some of my personal stuff and they’ve been really supportive about me trying to balance work and life But if you have a bad boss maybe don’t
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 9 games - Pokemon and WoW were obvious, but the rest were either formative in growing up, opened my eyes to a new genre, or pushed my boundaries in terms of what I thought gaming was
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel you, big hugs
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been at work 40 minutes and I already want to crawl under my desk and hide
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tight shirt and bag strap got me breasting boobily
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy birthday 🥳
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scandalising the Kmart printing lady
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not quite confident going full ass out, so I need some shorts lol
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just gotta ask 😮‍💨
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Overall I’m just really tired and would like someone to just fix my problems for me so I can switch off for a while
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Life is a roller coaster of trauma and bliss, goods and bads, anxiety and calm at the moment I genuinely worry I might never own my own place again, and am permanently anxious about the future and money, but also finding community and support at the same time is healing old wounds
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s the worst combo, I feel you
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got taken out for a birthday day today and it was so nice Breakfast, drinks and pool with some new and old friends, then a movie, dinner and BrisbaneFest light show Feeling blessed to have some amazing people in my life
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not bad for 41
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
felt the pump this morning
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The all important question - which ending?
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All roads lead to anus
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Real estate and money stress is literally crippling me. Might just go back into the rental market until I have the mental capacity to deal with stuff properly 🥺
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Legitimately one of the best weeks of my life. Made some new friends, felt part of the community, and helped me just deal wiry some really big stuff happening in my life 🥺
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Morning workouts hurt - I now just want to nap
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve got too much going on in life and work at the moment and am struggling a little. Thank god for the little things holding stuff together, but hopefully things get easier and better
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 24/08/2026
had a really long and shitty day at work. time to log onto overwatch and make it worse
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cried multiple times watching the Jury Duty season 2 (Company Retreat) finale 🥺 Didn’t reach the heights of season 1 but was still so good
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It was very funny watching a straight rugby club try deal with mass gays. A PA announcement of ‘you must be wearing both shirt AND pants to come to the bar’ was not part of their planned dress code
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He was clearly angling for a three way with me and a mate lol
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Canadian-Dominican rugby player aggressively coming on to me was not an expected Sunday lol 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Smashing it man, looking so good!
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You got it 😁
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got unofficially WAGed and caught up with a bestie at Bingham today. Good day
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
God bless my broken little body
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pink teams gone 3 for 3 so going again tomorrow to cheer them on
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