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Chris

@ironbars.bsky.social
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Pokémon nerd, average millennial homo

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went too hard on leg day and I had to take ibuprofen before bed to get to sleep 🙃
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Abs popped off today
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mesh shorts arrived so TnJ outfit sorted (for my first and potentially last club party)
Demure ho
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dogs had a bunch of vet procedures yesterday and got given these bandanas which I also think I deserve 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 9 games - Pokemon and WoW were obvious, but the rest were either formative in growing up, opened my eyes to a new genre, or pushed my boundaries in terms of what I thought gaming was
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been at work 40 minutes and I already want to crawl under my desk and hide
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tight shirt and bag strap got me breasting boobily
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Life is a roller coaster of trauma and bliss, goods and bads, anxiety and calm at the moment I genuinely worry I might never own my own place again, and am permanently anxious about the future and money, but also finding community and support at the same time is healing old wounds
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got taken out for a birthday day today and it was so nice Breakfast, drinks and pool with some new and old friends, then a movie, dinner and BrisbaneFest light show Feeling blessed to have some amazing people in my life
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not bad for 41
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
felt the pump this morning
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Real estate and money stress is literally crippling me. Might just go back into the rental market until I have the mental capacity to deal with stuff properly 🥺
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Legitimately one of the best weeks of my life. Made some new friends, felt part of the community, and helped me just deal wiry some really big stuff happening in my life 🥺
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Morning workouts hurt - I now just want to nap
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve got too much going on in life and work at the moment and am struggling a little. Thank god for the little things holding stuff together, but hopefully things get easier and better
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 24/08/2026
had a really long and shitty day at work. time to log onto overwatch and make it worse
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cried multiple times watching the Jury Duty season 2 (Company Retreat) finale 🥺 Didn’t reach the heights of season 1 but was still so good
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It was very funny watching a straight rugby club try deal with mass gays. A PA announcement of ‘you must be wearing both shirt AND pants to come to the bar’ was not part of their planned dress code
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Canadian-Dominican rugby player aggressively coming on to me was not an expected Sunday lol 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got unofficially WAGed and caught up with a bestie at Bingham today. Good day
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
God bless my broken little body
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The vibe at Bingham is fun 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have not slept properly for 3 days and it is killing me 🙃
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Living La vida Corporota
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Feeling a certain way (hungover)
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Went to one of the Bingham events last night and it was fun but boy am I too old to go out anymore ☠️
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cracked my phone screen protector again - I gotta stop throwing my phone on the floor at gym
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
TGIF
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do people say bio-pic, or bi-op-ick?
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Went to the gym to mentally prepare myself for another soul crushing shitty week at work, and got booted out cos the power was out 🙄 Going to work in a bad mood and on 300mg of caffeine, can’t wait
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Guy at the gym doing calisthenics handstands on the little wooden handles on top of a bosu ball - I both hate him and want to be him ☠️
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why is the world not overrun by vampires? If a vampire created another of his kind once a year, in ten years we could have 2,048 vampires. A century would give rise to 1,056,784 of the suckers.Buffy
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Weirdo thing to do, but nothing beats sitting on the floor of the shower and just letting the water run over you
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It was fun but I am dreading the hangover
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Going out tonight for a social club thing - it’ll be the first time I’ve been out in the valley for like…two decades? ☠️
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Arms felt good today (cheating flex pose but whatever 💅)
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’ve had 4 weeks of 10+ hour days with zero lunch breaks, on top of dealing with a bunch of personal emotional stuff, and being sick I am not sure I can keep it up 🙃
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watching the newest season of UK Taskmaster, and
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nice day out with a mate really heals the soul
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Work colleagues and friends listening to podcasts to learn and get smarter Meanwhile my podcast listening @boontavista.com
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Row to myself on both flights so a better than average work trip 😌
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Canberra for work ☠️
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Actively fighting the (presumably) AuDHD brain tonight 🙃
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Chris @ironbars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not ready to face hump day
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