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Ash

@irisandmaeve.bsky.social
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I love hockey (the New York Islanders), iced tea, hot coffee, and my five kids. “If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.” Shirley Jackson

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h
of all the people who should not want to play this particular game, jd vance is at the top of the list
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 6h
The photo editor for the NYT might deserve a Pulitzer just for this pic choice, the Cruella vibe is an all-timer.
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☠°。Die Siebenschläfern *.゚☠ @sababausa.bsky.social · 9h
SECRETLY TRAVELED TO DUBAI…
WITH HIS MISTRESS…
TO PARTY WITH TWO INDICTED AMERICAN FUGITIVES WHO DONATED TO HIS CAMPAIGN…
WHO STOLE $293 MILLION FROM A TAXPAYER PROGRAM MEANT TO BENEFIT POOR PEOPLE
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 6h
Cooking her alive ym
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would ask whether the Chargers built their stadium on an ancient burial ground but the Rams are in the same stadium and they’re winning Super Bowls and enjoying life
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just have a good feeling about him. I'm not sure I've had this about anyone since Ossoff in 2020!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know any predictions I make are probably wrong but...I think Adam Hamilton is going to win.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Cincinnati Bengals are just the Edmonton Oilers of the NFL. Two thermo-nuclear weapons and fuck all else (and don't get me started on the coaching...)
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The "a horse?!" May live in infamy forever
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I gotta stop following sanctuary and rescue orgs, my husband is going to have a heart event.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are people on Reddit begging Mamdani to fix Igor Shesterkin's season-ending injury and I'm enjoying this far too much for someone who is superstitious.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Minneapolis for Malcolm Todd
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Enough! Gaming out mass casualty events, telling the public they should prepare for disruptions, being mealy-mouthed asswipes about job replacement--y'all are going to get hauled into the streets! Will your agents protect you then?! www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...
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Anthropic Agents Tried to Fill Out Visa Forms on State Dept. Website (Gift Article)
The Philadelphia Police Department said the agents had also sent in a false homicide tip. The incidents led the White House to call for better disclosure of rogue A.I. behavior.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 10/10/2026
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know why anyone is surprised that the Vegas Golden Knights didn't sell out a home game for the first time ever. 1. They were playing the Toronto Maple Leafs and a lot of Canadians would rather die in a fire than travel to the US right now. 2. Vegas as a destination suuuucks right now.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This means nothing, Putin doesn't have it to export? His refineries are on fire!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cowardly little pig man
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's undergoing cancer treatments, I lean more towards the latter than the former in my own thinking.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Indeed. The South used to be good at this. I think they can do it again.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perdue. Warnock beat the horse lady with the good hair.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm ✨manifesting✨
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Give it to meeeeee.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please take him, I'm begging
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The Dude @jurisdudence.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If that’s a precedent he wants to establish ahead of 2029 that’s fine with me.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(They probably won't.)
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that it's C-SPAN delivering body blows in peak physical comedy is just 💯💯💯💯
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh look, it's my petty reason for why I don't think Gavin Newsom should ever be president emerging from the swamp just in time to remind us of his horrible judgment.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do. Not. Read. Into. Early. Voting. Data. You will drive yourself nuts. Seriously--don't do it.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I believe that's Susan Dell! Proof positive that billionaires are allergic to listening to advice: this woman must have a hair and makeup team and stylist and yet she looks like she stepped off the set of Designing Women.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Times did him a favor with this pull quote and portrait. Whew lad.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If he's a Rangers fan, don't tell me. I do not want to know that the former kink model/Blackhawk pilot/volunteer firefighter Long Island Democrat has any such glaring character flaw. Nope. LGI.
A picture of an article in the New York Times titled Bondage Photos Weren't Part of the Campaign Plan
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh man, John Cornyn has launched an entire arsenal of knives into Ken Paxton's back.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you like syrups, have you tried Transcendence Coffee's? They are our favorites. I just ordered so much because they released their seasonal holiday flavors today. transcendencecoffee.com
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(I didn't even live here yet but we had already signed a contract and therefore I was paying attention.)
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooh I know! I know!
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they were *lying* when they were "worried" about Asian-American college applicants, and they are *lying* now when they're "worried" about "strivers." They do not want non-white people being in any way superior (or evident) to white people. that's it. that's the whole thing.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
maybe that will help them forget their kid is dead
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Collins is interesting and my theory is that he knows how corrupt she is and knows her independence is all just kayfabe and he respects both.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He has an animal instinct for demagoguery but his personality disorder overrides even that at times.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Matthew Yglesias is a psy-op against every reasonable neo-liberal in existence, change my mind.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have watched the AES interview on Fox News and I'm sorry I underestimated him.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been dying laughing at this for five fucking minutes 😭
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nearly $100 😭. He can't even promise three figure checks?!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you haven't read this, I highly recommend you do. And then hopefully you'll feel better than I do because I'm terrified that we have a death cult of kleptocrats propping up our economy and they might be actively seeking to kill us all? Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Religious Scholars Met With Anthropic. What They Heard Stunned Them. (Gift Article)
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is not a single thing revealed about the interactions between Silicon Valley and the Catholic Church that has me siding with Silicon Valley. Do you understand how hard it is to get me to defend the church after watching it protect pedophiles in my own parish? The audacity of these people.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frowning extra hard in my monochrome hat t-shirt as I vote for him for the 4th time
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen: I live in central Wisconsin. Give me this.
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