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Ash

@irisandmaeve.bsky.social
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I love hockey (the New York Islanders), iced tea, hot coffee, and my five kids. “If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.” Shirley Jackson

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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Told ya
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The New York Islanders play hockey tonight (this is a threat.)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
I wholeheartedly support this I think he should show up and campaign personally with every republican senate candidate, make it really clear that there’s no daylight between them he can start with susan collins
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Klo loooooves beating ass, especially if it's a man, especially especially a smug man. She's my hero.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No no no, let's keep him talking. This is fantastic.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good afternoon
A cold brew coffee with swirled in cream
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I live in an Idaho-adjacent state and am now following this story with interest. It would be very funny if Bsky could help get a non-Republican elected to the Senate from Idaho.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's fucked (good)
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New.
A hand with yellow nail polish holds a Fujifilm GFX100RF camera. You can see fall leaves out of focus in the background.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
professional loser for jesus is 🤌
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning
A steaming mug of coffee next to a lit candle in a sun beam on a coffee table
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ice Klo™️
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY. Would we see an article about a male senator who yells and curses.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely not. Rescuing the House of Saud with taxpayer money is a hard fucking no and we should scream about this nonstop.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JD truly is such a political talent, I'm in awe.
JD Vance and two other chuds on a chud livestream poster made by AI
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn't think she could top the Beetlejuice knob job but she's just on a legendary run, I'm in awe. The hottest white trash granny out there!
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He looks like a lizard sunning himself.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pete Hegseth needs to be brought up for war crimes AND be impeached. Both things are true!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If it were my preemies in that NICU, I would be losing my mind. Those poor parents.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A big jump, you say? Gas went up fifty cents just yesterday between school drop-off and school pickup!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the public finally learns the full accounting of the damage done in this war, it’ll probably be too late to hold anyone in the Trump administration accountable. But this is insane. And they’re lying to the American people.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just watched an entire insta reel of Ballerina Farm making soup to go into a Cinderella pumpkin to feed her children with zero irony, Natalie from Yesteryear is seething.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmao
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ISLANDERS CAPTAIN BO HORVAT
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
same color as baby food
Gerber's "Mealtime for Baby Lil' Chicken Sticks.." There's a jar with little processed chicken sticks in a pale brown-pink color. Ted Cruz wearing a sport coat in the same color as baby food chicken sticks.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being president seems like being presented with an endless series of trolley problems. The difference with this admin is they back up to make sure they run over both groups of people, then somehow go off road into random crowds.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026
God upon hearing this:
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Talladega Nights: Don't Put That Evil On Me, Ricky Bobby!
ALT: Talladega Nights: Don't Put That Evil On Me, Ricky Bobby!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I see Piggy is squealing to his favorite access journalists again.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Okay but what does he mean to actually say? Usually I'm pretty good at parsing out Trump speak but this is nonsense, right?
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just saw that they are trying to adapt a new Lonesome Dove which, and I cannot stress this enough, is the most ridiculous idea I've ever seen. Lonesome Dove is the best series made in the late 20th century and one of the best of all time. It's nearly perfect. The casting is unreal. I may riot.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is fascinating because the people who grew up with narcissists both clocked him immediately and were terrified of him going to war, losing, and refusing to accept it. We talked about this often in 2016!
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Friends, there are leaves on the ground and it's sixty degrees at school drop-off, Fall is here. 🍂🍁
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
the intro to Batman: The Animated Series is one of the single best bits of storytelling ever done in any medium, an absolute masterpiece of character and atmospheric development achieved in a single minute with no dialogue
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You can guess Trump’s every step by asking yourself “What would a malignant baby obsessed with its own reflection do in this situation?” You’ll never be wrong.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's going to be really funny if he refuses to bail out Ken Paxton because he hates Ken's protruding nipples and untucked lavender polos.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And let her stammer her way through without interruption, voters should get a very clear impression of how frail and pathetic she looks and sounds right now.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Beth Silvers called the agents an "invasive species" and I'm going to need someone to disprove this to me because it sure as hell seems like they are an invasive species of our own creation.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She's such a little muppet.
A black and white photo of a white and brown kitten flipped over on her back and winking at the camera.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every time Sam Altman opens his mouth, I distrust AI more.
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is extremely Wisconsin coded, go Badgers! (My kiddos that still need to pick colleges are all going to UW sooooo...)
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He's building his arch and diesel has hit an all-time high and I hope Rebecca Cooke wins against the absolute barely functional drunk she's up against and I cannot give. Any. More. Of. My Energy. To. This. I'm just pointing our donations at candidates that can win.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have we considered that this country has a humiliation kink?
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He did it, Joe.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/09/2026
this, more than anything, is why the elite have continued to back him even as he plunges into historical levels of unpopularity “we can be complete assholes without consequence” is the best thing that ever happened to them and they will fight to the death to protect that right
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Ash @irisandmaeve.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wheeeeeeee
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2026
I'll add some nuance here — most local pushback against data centers is actually quite fluent, and not grounded in the more wild-eyed rhetoric you see on social media. Very often, the core premise is a simple, correct one: you can't trust what Big Tech says in its promises to a local community.
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