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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)

@ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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My posts are enjoyed* by literally dozens of people worldwide. *delete as applicable. 🦀 Verified 2025.04.23 "Kind of Slime"-(Graham Linehan,17.08.23) "waste of a good user name"-some random

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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok? They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour. Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Normal Service Suspended. Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Made a decision about midday yesterday about something. My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish. TTFN x
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable. NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped... OH I WISH THIS WAS REAL!
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Wikipedia:List of hoaxes on Wikipedia/The Gates of Saturn - Wikipedia
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just want to point out that I don't have a grudge against the super-rich. Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose And thus in need of change
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll say this once again. Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys. Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity. FUCK ROWLING.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration Break
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Lars Gotrich @totalvibration.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
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Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?"
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I tell you this, if the Argentine coach doesn't try to pump up his players before tonight's match with the phrase ; "Remember The Belgrano!".. he's not worth his weight in Fray Bentos pies!
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meanwhile, in Clacton.....
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sir Ed Davey at PMQs: “can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton. I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right. ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not) *my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU (from The Times)
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
faneditsblog.wordpress.com/2023/06/07/s... Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II. Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
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STAR TREK: In Thy Image
As a kid in early Seventies Britain, The Fan Edit Doctor was a Doctor Who fan rather than a Star Wars fan, and nothing could tempt him away from the former, much as he loved the latter. He wasn&#82…
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I did a history degree (my dissertation was about soviet economics) & have a lot of books about Russia. I also did a lot of modules on nazi germany & kept the text books. neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight Correlation ≠ causation
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won. Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude. (1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
Architectural model of Birmingham as envisioned in a 1930's redesign for the Broad street area.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If we do this, I wonder how the people at the top will cope with the dignity of having to toil for minimum wage going the same jobs they used to cut. I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that. Boo hoo. (not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've gone from "Hear me out" to "this makes a lot of sense".
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
there are no guarantees in life. only hope.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
c/w harrassment and threats Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice. TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below) *sighs in tedious predictability*
he username at the top is reversed (mirrored horizontally) and partially obscured, reading @baskingbandril.bsky.social.The post text reads:"You're fucking joking right?You claim everyone is full of hate and anger and yet your precious Heather cheered on the death of an elderly woman who was murdered in her own home!

You fucking morons are the worst culprits and you all claim to be victims when your behaviour is called up on!"
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Absolutely loving the current Jesus Jones media campaign in advance of their new release. Its so aggressively , unapologetically retro.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is what trans people have to endure, because the anti-trans lobby are so full of hate & anger & unpleasantness But they'd have you believe that its Amnesty International are the bad guys. Why am i not convinced by that ? Just how many death threats has Amnesty International issued?
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And, as if by tedious predictability - my autoimmune condition is raging out of control like a rhinoceros on crack visiting a 3 year old's tea party. its all i can do to do nothing. I just don't even have the spoons to do anything except sleep. What a week eh? and Its only tuesday.
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Elmo
ALT: Elmo
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Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We warned you HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
aint that the truth
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Look, I don't know when this happened, but I'm looking for my library card RIGHT NOW...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/07/2026
And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth.
A screenshot of a social media thread on X (formerly Twitter) featuring two posts by J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling).
​The first post reads: 'Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund. jkrwf.org'.
​This first post includes a quote post from the account Trans Widows’ Voices. (@transwidows) that says: 'Whilst I understand the detriment to Beira's Place is real, and focussing on @jk_rowling get clicks it's a shame that mainstream press coverage of the Amnesty debacle is not also focussing on us smaller groups listed who do ...'
​The second post, a reply in the thread by J.K. Rowling, reads: 'Gay men's organisations named on the list are welcome to contact me through my website. While the JK Rowling's Fund was set up to support women, JK Rowling herself is more than happy to donate to your legal fighting fund.'"
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.
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Dreamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 14/07/2026
Idk if Amnesty International calls out your group and your first reaction is to call your litigious billionaire mate then maybe it’s not Amnesty International that’s the problem here?
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah, Sex is nice and everything, but have you ever experienced that keyboard drop at 2m40s in from insomnia by Faithless in a darkened, rammed nightclub at 2 in the morning? Anyway that.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2 TENET 2 FURIOUS
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
PARIS HILTON LONDON COLLECTION Everybody talking about Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm POP MUZAK
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A billionaire threatening Amnesty. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. I'd like to think this is her "Hans, are we the baddies moment?" but everytime she rolls in her pile of cash, everytime you engage in new Harry Potter product, you just make her stronger. Yes, Jk. You Are the baddies. YES YOU ARE.
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Openly attacking a human rights group for accurate reporting is a massive red flag 🚩🚩🚩
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How many times do companies keep on doing the same old stupid stuff before they learn? I bet TOXICMEGACORP™* will have another 'revolutionary' pair of StalkerGlasses in the shops soon enough.... *Any company that tries to introduce these glasses is a ToxicMegaCorp. end of.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can anyone suggest where I start with the Neu! Discography ? Neu! Neu! 2 Neu! 75 Neu! 86 Neu! 3.1 Neu! 3.11 for Workgroups Neu! 95 Neu! 98 Neu! 2000 Neu! XP Neu! Vista Neu! 10 Which album is best?
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh noes. jennifer kicks all sorts of ass, and i hope she kicks cancers' ass too.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU....AGAIN!
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*LISTENS TO THE SAME SONG FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT* "What do you mean , You think I've got the 'tism?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0eZ...
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Atlantic City - The Band
YouTube video by WhatchaNeed23
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Rachel Greenham @strangenoises.org · 13/07/2026
(Skinner meme)
Are we the baddies?
No, it's Amnesty International who are wrong
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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 13/07/2026
Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell."
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"verify your age" IDKFA IDDQD IDCLIP and all that without an emulator.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 13/07/2026
Your occasional reminder that subjudice - and thus the risk of contempt - kicks in *on arrest*, not on a charge.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
it still blows my mind to realise that between Live Aid and Live 8, only two bands was on both bills. The 'Oo, and U2.
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