"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok? They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour. Utterly bizarre and pathetic. 021
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Normal Service Suspended. Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided. 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Made a decision about midday yesterday about something. My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish. TTFN x 110
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable. NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped... OH I WISH THIS WAS REAL!en.wikipedia.orgWikipedia:List of hoaxes on Wikipedia/The Gates of Saturn - Wikipedia 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I just want to point out that I don't have a grudge against the super-rich. Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose And thus in need of change 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'll say this once again. Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys. Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity. FUCK ROWLING. 052
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hydration Break 100
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh 1226493781
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Lars Gotrich @totalvibration.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...youtube.comNapalm Death: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 25436102
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?" 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I tell you this, if the Argentine coach doesn't try to pump up his players before tonight's match with the phrase ; "Remember The Belgrano!".. he's not worth his weight in Fray Bentos pies! 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Meanwhile, in Clacton..... 1225
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sir Ed Davey at PMQs: “can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton. I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface” 10640130
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right. ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not) *my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU (from The Times) 042
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026faneditsblog.wordpress.com/2023/06/07/s... Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II. Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.faneditsblog.wordpress.comSTAR TREK: In Thy ImageAs a kid in early Seventies Britain, The Fan Edit Doctor was a Doctor Who fan rather than a Star Wars fan, and nothing could tempt him away from the former, much as he loved the latter. He wasnR… 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I did a history degree (my dissertation was about soviet economics) & have a lot of books about Russia. I also did a lot of modules on nazi germany & kept the text books. neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight Correlation ≠ causation 020
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won. Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude. (1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now) 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If we do this, I wonder how the people at the top will cope with the dignity of having to toil for minimum wage going the same jobs they used to cut. I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that. Boo hoo. (not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law) 120
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I've gone from "Hear me out" to "this makes a lot of sense". 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026there are no guarantees in life. only hope. 011
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026c/w harrassment and threats Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice. TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below) *sighs in tedious predictability* 200
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Absolutely loving the current Jesus Jones media campaign in advance of their new release. Its so aggressively , unapologetically retro. 230
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is what trans people have to endure, because the anti-trans lobby are so full of hate & anger & unpleasantness But they'd have you believe that its Amnesty International are the bad guys. Why am i not convinced by that ? Just how many death threats has Amnesty International issued? 3228
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026And, as if by tedious predictability - my autoimmune condition is raging out of control like a rhinoceros on crack visiting a 3 year old's tea party. its all i can do to do nothing. I just don't even have the spoons to do anything except sleep. What a week eh? and Its only tuesday.static.klipy.comElmoALT: Elmo 120
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Denice (Dee), the Red Witch @deetheredwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We warned you HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES. 02312
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026aint that the truth 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Look, I don't know when this happened, but I'm looking for my library card RIGHT NOW... 010
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/07/2026And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth. 7626941054
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say. 4057731730
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Dreamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 14/07/2026Idk if Amnesty International calls out your group and your first reaction is to call your litigious billionaire mate then maybe it’s not Amnesty International that’s the problem here? 0263
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yeah, Sex is nice and everything, but have you ever experienced that keyboard drop at 2m40s in from insomnia by Faithless in a darkened, rammed nightclub at 2 in the morning? Anyway that. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/20262 TENET 2 FURIOUS 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026PARIS HILTON LONDON COLLECTION Everybody talking about Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm POP MUZAK 030
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026A billionaire threatening Amnesty. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. I'd like to think this is her "Hans, are we the baddies moment?" but everytime she rolls in her pile of cash, everytime you engage in new Harry Potter product, you just make her stronger. Yes, Jk. You Are the baddies. YES YOU ARE. 010
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 11/07/2026Openly attacking a human rights group for accurate reporting is a massive red flag 🚩🚩🚩 24710
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026How many times do companies keep on doing the same old stupid stuff before they learn? I bet TOXICMEGACORP™* will have another 'revolutionary' pair of StalkerGlasses in the shops soon enough.... *Any company that tries to introduce these glasses is a ToxicMegaCorp. end of. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Can anyone suggest where I start with the Neu! Discography ? Neu! Neu! 2 Neu! 75 Neu! 86 Neu! 3.1 Neu! 3.11 for Workgroups Neu! 95 Neu! 98 Neu! 2000 Neu! XP Neu! Vista Neu! 10 Which album is best? 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh noes. jennifer kicks all sorts of ass, and i hope she kicks cancers' ass too. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU....AGAIN! 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026*LISTENS TO THE SAME SONG FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT* "What do you mean , You think I've got the 'tism?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0eZ...youtube.comAtlantic City - The BandYouTube video by WhatchaNeed23 000
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Rachel Greenham @strangenoises.org · 13/07/2026 052
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 13/07/2026Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell." 381528338
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"verify your age" IDKFA IDDQD IDCLIP and all that without an emulator. 110
Reposted by "Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 13/07/2026Your occasional reminder that subjudice - and thus the risk of contempt - kicks in *on arrest*, not on a charge. 1623670
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/20261 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me 130
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026it still blows my mind to realise that between Live Aid and Live 8, only two bands was on both bills. The 'Oo, and U2. 110