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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)

@ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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My posts are enjoyed* by literally dozens of people worldwide. *delete as applicable. 🦀 Verified 2025.04.23 "Kind of Slime"-(Graham Linehan,17.08.23) "waste of a good user name"-some random

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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh god. I'm sorry, I've only just read this. Your dad was the best. take care x
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Odyessy? He's not that odd , so it's more of a normalyessy.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They are so financially and emotionally invested, they can't accept the truth that they are basically backing a horse that they are trying to force onto society via financial might, but its basically a Ford edsel filled with asbestos. They are so wrong, they can't admit they aren't right.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok? They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour. Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Normal Service Suspended. Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I see you literally, be posting thirst traps again. amirite?
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So if you do wanna contact me on other media, have an email address, whatever just drop me a DM. Got very little progress done when i was 52, so hoping to get stuff done in my 53rd year instead, and being online on socials is actively inhibiting that.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Made a decision about midday yesterday about something. My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish. TTFN x
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable. NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped... OH I WISH THIS WAS REAL!
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Wikipedia:List of hoaxes on Wikipedia/The Gates of Saturn - Wikipedia
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wealth tax is thus a modal shift aware from structural inequality & resource hoarding to a mode where individuals are able to live beyond a precariat existence,lurching from crisis to crisis each month merely to survive & feed themselves - but for the greatest good for the greatest number of people
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just want to point out that I don't have a grudge against the super-rich. Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose And thus in need of change
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll say this once again. Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys. Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity. FUCK ROWLING.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I fully expect to lose 1, maybe 2 followers in pursuit of this tasteless joke. What can i say about that but ... GOTCHA! (I highly recommend reading the book of the same name about the press coverage of the war by Robert Harris, if you can find it. astonishing) www.amazon.nl/Gotcha-Media...
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Gotcha: Media, the Government and the Falklands Crisis
Gotcha: Media, the Government and the Falklands Crisis : Harris, Robert: Amazon.nl: Books
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm going to hell for this, I'm sure of it. oh perhaps more accurately, back to bed.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration Break
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Lars Gotrich @totalvibration.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
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Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TRUE TRIVIA FACT: Which ship survived the Pearl Harbor attack , only to be sunk by the British years later? Yep, the Belgrano. (It had previously been The USS Phoenix (CL-46))
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TRUE FACT: It is officially canon that James Bond served in the Falklands, and was even seen on TV during it! (Win, Lose or Die, 1989. because clearly dying, doesn't mean you've lost, but somehow is some mysterious inbetween state, sort of like Schrodinger's 007?)
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?"
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*looks disappointedly at the TV show based upon the John Wick franchise and its lack of boob tassels*
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?"
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I tell you this, if the Argentine coach doesn't try to pump up his players before tonight's match with the phrase ; "Remember The Belgrano!".. he's not worth his weight in Fray Bentos pies!
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHbU...
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The KLF - Kylie Said To Jason (Official Video)
YouTube video by KLF
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meanwhile, in Clacton.....
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The walrus blood is the easy part!
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sir Ed Davey at PMQs: “can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton. I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right. ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not) *my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes, all 3 of them. Funny that.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU (from The Times)
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
strong disagree. its like the spanish arriving in south america in the 1500s. it did not end well.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
spoken like a true zealot. or someone who doesn't understand economics, or the labour market. what can i say? good luck getting robots to buy that product!
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
faneditsblog.wordpress.com/2023/06/07/s... Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II. Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
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STAR TREK: In Thy Image
As a kid in early Seventies Britain, The Fan Edit Doctor was a Doctor Who fan rather than a Star Wars fan, and nothing could tempt him away from the former, much as he loved the latter. He wasn&#82…
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I did a history degree (my dissertation was about soviet economics) & have a lot of books about Russia. I also did a lot of modules on nazi germany & kept the text books. neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight Correlation ≠ causation
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This post is dedicated to... y'know, basically just all the white dudes who think every minority in the world has it better off than them.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won. Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude. (1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
Architectural model of Birmingham as envisioned in a 1930's redesign for the Broad street area.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wage rises should be pegged at minimum RPI on an annual basis (or similar), mandatory, and brought in annually on 1st april as per financial year - by law. No company gets to make its workers subsidize their profits though workers being in penury and structural poverty.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes, maximal wage differential should be law. worldwide. maximum wage should be capped at 5x national minimum wage per country. There is NO reason why the MD of TOXICMEGACORP needs to earn millions when the average worker on NMW earns 26.4k a year.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Must disagree. the whole purpose of AI is they say "to increase productivity"but what this means is "labour output per employed worker" Which means its purpose is to replace people ie workers who need wages - with machines ie workers who don't need wages it is about making people jobless.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If we do this, I wonder how the people at the top will cope with the dignity of having to toil for minimum wage going the same jobs they used to cut. I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that. Boo hoo. (not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
and all of those days to be mandatory holidays
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've gone from "Hear me out" to "this makes a lot of sense".
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i dont know what they've said, i blocked them. no point in wasting anyone elses time.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
please seek help.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
strongly suspect its an alt of this account, as this basking account has appeared out of nowhere and is defending any criticism of below account. again, more targeted hate and harrassment below
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
there are no guarantees in life. only hope.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the names have been changed to protect the guilty. they can delete their post, but the screenprint lives forever.
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