"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok? They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour. Utterly bizarre and pathetic. 021
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable. NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hydration Break 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?" 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?" 020
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Meanwhile, in Clacton..... 1225
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right. ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not) *my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU (from The Times) 042
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won. Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude. (1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now) 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026strongly suspect its an alt of this account, as this basking account has appeared out of nowhere and is defending any criticism of below account. again, more targeted hate and harrassment below 200
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026c/w harrassment and threats Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice. TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below) *sighs in tedious predictability* 200
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Absolutely loving the current Jesus Jones media campaign in advance of their new release. Its so aggressively , unapologetically retro. 230
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026God,l I wish i was just well enough to live a normal-ish life. I doubt that'll ever be the case again, unfortunately. 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Look, I don't know when this happened, but I'm looking for my library card RIGHT NOW... 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Can anyone suggest where I start with the Neu! Discography ? Neu! Neu! 2 Neu! 75 Neu! 86 Neu! 3.1 Neu! 3.11 for Workgroups Neu! 95 Neu! 98 Neu! 2000 Neu! XP Neu! Vista Neu! 10 Which album is best? 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh noes. jennifer kicks all sorts of ass, and i hope she kicks cancers' ass too. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026NICHE. I was probably at work that day and couldn't do so. it's the old joke. 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The Count Binface Appreciation Society on Facebook? I wonder why there's a whole load of Russian Bots glasstroturfing the page, trying to ensure Nasty Nigel gets re-elected wonder why Moscow want Nasty nigel back in Parliament eh? its not like REFORM leaders have form for taking bribes from them 022
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Talking of bass, here I am rehearsing in the photo below - from 2001 i think? (on the left) Rock 'Ard. Rock 'Eavy. Rock Often! \m/ 110
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026me at the last live gig i played, 28 jan 2012. I was still in my thirties at this point! only just mind you.... 100
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Anyway , I bought an Iron Maiden single in August 1988 and now .... here we are? 14 wikipedia citations, 6 bass guitars, 25db of hearing loss, hundreds of gigs, and an awful lot of time spent in record shops later... yeah, most expensive £2.99 of my life. 120
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Shouts "MEDIC!" (Johnny Rico Not pictured) 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Happy anniverary to the time the Guardian announced the birth of the latest spawn of Boris Johnson. There's some very interesting commentary in the third paragraph, you might notice, especially for you fans of Christopher Nolan films.... 031
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Been doing a lot of work recently, and writing. Mostly on grief. And how it affects the psyche. And its helping. There's healing, and helping. no malice, only moving forward with my life. Anyway here is a picture of me... not sure what drew me to the caption ;-) 110
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is 100% accurate, and I agree with this. No-one is property, not children nor adults. we belong to ourselves. We are all humans with their own free will and choice. And that is core to understanding pretty much everything about being a decent human. Your opinion may vary, of course. 0114
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026From Post Secret. I've got - what, 14 citations on wikipedia? The most recent of which comes from about 2002, so I guess yeah, i *USED* to be somebody. Past tense. Now I'm just graham off the internet.... 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hydration Break 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*Hydration Break* 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026HYDRATION BREAK “It’s more beautiful than I’d ever imagined…This certainly is worthy of the King of Kings." 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don't even know if this GOT a UK cinema release - I can't find any record of one anywhere. So How did I see it? Courtesy of a timecoded VHS in 2000 I bought on a market stall for £1, before it even hit rental. Even the DVD is 4:3.... Does that count? (NB: Previous image had content warning) 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don't even know if this GOT a UK cinema release - I can't find any record of one anywhere. So How did I see it? Courtesy of a timecoded VHS in 2000 I bought on a market stall for £1, before it even hit rental. Even the DVD is 4:3.... Does that count? (NB: Previous image had content warning) 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I AM IN THIS PICTURE AND I DON'T LIKE IT 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026new "Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?" dropped. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Lets not rush them. they need time to install the Ouija board first. 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026hydration break 010
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Personally, I think victory for the COUNT in the Parliamentary constituency for Christopher Harborn of Thailand (Clacton)? VICTORY IS BINEVITABLE! 110
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Me reposting myself 000
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The latest reincarnation of the BNP / NF are back, standing in Clacton & I for one, can't take this seriously. Look at their Oswald Mosley cosplay BS. Shouldn't they be somewhere else? The Battle of Cable Street called, they want their losing side back so they can have their ass whupped a 2nd time 120
"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Me, Watching this thread ; 010