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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖

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Girl Friday in BC Canada (prev Cleveland, Del Mar, Chicago, the OC), professional lesbian, LezWatch.TV co-editor-in-chief, Jew, Half-Elf Rouge, 4th gen CleGuardians fan, left wing, queer TV aficionado, and generally a sarcastic potty-mouth. [she/her]

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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 20h
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Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
Alt: Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 29/09/2026
I went to the barber and my wife says I smell like a dude but in a nice way.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/09/2026
We Guards Balled it up well and good, took two out of three, and clinched the Central Division for the third year in a row. Comeback kids! Now we get a bye going into the playoffs. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Your AL Central Champions
We Guards Balled it up well and good, took two out of three, and clinched the Central Division for the third year in a row. Comeback kids!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 27/09/2026
It never gets old.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your 2026 American League Central champions, the Cleveland Guardians!
The Guardians pose on the field in Kansas City wearing AL Central Champions shirts
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleveland, you will have a #Postseason to remember!
Top - Jo Adell and Nathaniel Lowe celebrate in the clubhouse after the Cleveland Guardians clinched the American League Central title on Saturday night.
Bottom left - José Ramírez and Stephen Vogt celebrate in the clubhouse.
Bottom right - Brayan Rocchio celebrates in the clubhouse.
All players and staff are wearing dark blue shirts that read: "Cleveland Guardians American League Central Champs 2026"
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else is way past impeachment and wants REAL accountability? 🙋‍♀️ I do. Who’s with me? #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
I totally didn't move to Canada for the TV.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
Took two out of three from the Red Sox and locked in our post season appearance. Now all that’s left is to win the division! Let’s go, Guards! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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We WILL Have Another October to Remember
Took two out of three from the Red Sox and locked in our post season appearance. Now all that’s left is to win the division! Let’s go, Guards!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
Cleveland! You WILL have another October to remember! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
I got lost on the way to my slammogram
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Yes, absolutely it has to do with the jab and not the fact that I'm nearing 50 and medicine barely looks into 'women's problems' so the whole understanding of menstruation is a massive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Yoooo you should go! Even if you end up hating opera, you should see it once. And if you're on the fence, know that the capitalist fat cats DO NOT want you to go. So, fuck 'em. Go. Dress up as nice as you can and GO.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Website: Your ad blocker is on! Me: Yes. I know. Your ads are on. Website: Turn it off to visit this site Me: No. (clicks reader view, enjoys site without ads)
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Team Lead (not mine): Why does this alert say to [hit employee with a fish]? Me: They mis-filed a ticket 13 times in a row. After 10 it alerts you. TL (nm): Jesus. 13!? Since when? Me: Noon Pacific yesterday. TL (nm): I need a bigger [fish].
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
The #ClevelandGuardians are playing the Red Sox, and Hammy (the radio announcer) is talking about Wade Boggs. I turn to the mrs and tell her “Wade Boggs believes he can will himself to be invisible.” My one and only fact about him.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
First thing I did after setting up the account on @transrights.northsky.social was to donate. Because Reasons.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/09/2026
Okay in theory I am now properly hosted on northsky.social
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/09/2026
It’s Tuesday right? Explains why the US is back to saying they’ll buy Canadian potash.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
War Crimes McGee doesn’t think people should face any consequences for war crimes.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 20/09/2026
A sweep of the A’s keeps us in first, no matter what the Sox do, which is good since the Sox haven’t played on Sunday! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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Sweep the A’s in the Home Stretch!
A sweep of the A’s keeps us in first, no matter what the Sox do, which is good since the Sox haven’t played on Sunday!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2026
“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!”
“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!”
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 19/09/2026
87 more and he is Cleveland’s RBI leader.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
I mailed in my ExPat votes yesterday. YOU BETTER FUCKING COUNT EM!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
Seasons are changing here. Leaves are going red. We have so many tomatoes I’m vacuum sealing and freezing!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
It's 2026. Gutenberg doesn't let you colour an individual cell or row on a table.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
Gee. I wonder why. www.therepository.email/new-proposal...
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New Proposal Targets 20+ WordPress Events Across North America in 2027 With ‘a Menu Instead of a Mandate’
There hasn’t been a single WordCamp run in the US this year outside the flagship. Automattic’s Karen Almassi has pitched a three-stage revival plan with new formats and no livestreams.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
There are only two paths to the post season: be the best in your division OR be one of the best who isn't the best. And the odds are so messy. #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Paths to the ’26 Post Season
There are only two paths to the post season: be the best in your division OR be one of the best who isn't the best. And the odds are so messy.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
A meme: panel one is a stick man as the USA saying “Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” while the EU and Canada stick figure ignore him.

Panel two, the US says “I said Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” and the Canada stick figure gives a thumbs up.

Panel three, the US figure has a clown face and is crying, while Canada and the EU talk together.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
Rocchio now has as many walk-off-wins as Jose. The mind actually boggles. We won the series, gaining temporary lead of the AL Central! 9 games left to the post season. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Do or Die with Chi – Must be September
Rocchio now has as many walk-off-wins as Jose. The mind actually boggles. We won the series, gaining temporary lead of the AL Central! 9 games left to the post season.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
DEAR GOD MUPPETS PLEASE TALK TO SAM REICH! (Sadly my wife is a distant relation to Jim Henson and that won't help)
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
Petey's third hit ever off a left handed pitcher.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
Well apparently pointing out how stupid they were being got @steampowered.com to let me reset my password. Wanna know what game I bought? NONE! I'VE NEVER BOUGHT A GAME ON STEAM SO ASKING ME FOR THOSE DETAILS WAS IDIOTIC.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
The other week I went to the theater & saw Oh Brother, Where Art Thou because I thought it’d be cute after seeing The Odyssey & what I came away feeling was an indescribable emotion I haven’t felt since watching Sinners, of being fully immersed, enthralled & entertained by every element of a film.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 15/09/2026
Printed my ballot and my waiver (meaning I know someone will read my ballot) and I'm mailing it back to the US to put in my vote for California. I'm still legally allowed to vote, and you bet your ass I am.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 15/09/2026
I keep seeing ads for this… what the fuck?
A white woman with blond hair wearing a weird plastic contraption that has a mysterious lead going from the hat contraption and clipped to her left nostril.
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yo! y’all remember voting, right? and how Musk made a fake site for it? well, here’s a not fake site with a printable zine style on how to register and vote! howtovote.tips
howtovote.tips
How to Vote / Cómo Votar
A free field guide to what stops people from voting, and what to do about it. English and Spanish, ready to print.
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Andrea Suozzo @andreasuozzo.com · 15/09/2026
When my colleagues and I started digging around in CDC data on pregnancy-related deaths, we noticed something surprising: the rate of ectopic pregnancy deaths had more than doubled in recent years. Nearly 200 women died between 2020 and 2025. So we set out to learn why 🧵
A chart showing an increase in the rate of deaths after an ectopic pregnancy, normalized by the number of live births. In the three-year period starting in 2014, the rate is a little above 4 deaths per million live births. The rate rises sharply for the 2020-2022 period and continues to increase, to 9.8 deaths per million births, in 2023-2025.
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Jenny Wong @jwo.ng · 15/09/2026
Happy Tuesday! I'm looking for my next EM in the EMEA region. Job Advert: apply.workable.com/humanmade/j/... humanmade.com/careers/ is also a handy site if you are interested.
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Engineering Manager - EMEA - Human Made, makers of Altis DXP
Discipline: Engineering Line Management Responsibility: YesSalary: £55k to £65k per annum, dependent on location and experience.This is a remote position and is open to applications based in the ...
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 15/09/2026
Blacksky was one of the 1st PDSs to allow open sign ups We are also now the largest PDS deployment that doesn't run any of bsky's code Sorry for the turbulence. It was the one-time price to pay for being able to build features like private accounts or sign-in via phone number w/o waiting on Bluesky
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 15/09/2026
I saw the video. Are we sure he’s not a robot?
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