Sign in

Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖

@ipstenu.org
1.5K followers 264 following 2.3K posts

Girl Friday in BC Canada (prev Cleveland, Del Mar, Chicago, the OC), professional lesbian, LezWatch.TV co-editor-in-chief, Jew, Half-Elf Rouge, 4th gen CleGuardians fan, left wing, queer TV aficionado, and generally a sarcastic potty-mouth. [she/her]

PostsRepliesMedia
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
Seasons are changing here. Leaves are going red. We have so many tomatoes I’m vacuum sealing and freezing!
040
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
A meme: panel one is a stick man as the USA saying “Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” while the EU and Canada stick figure ignore him.

Panel two, the US says “I said Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” and the Canada stick figure gives a thumbs up.

Panel three, the US figure has a clown face and is crying, while Canada and the EU talk together.
060
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 15/09/2026
I keep seeing ads for this… what the fuck?
A white woman with blond hair wearing a weird plastic contraption that has a mysterious lead going from the hat contraption and clipped to her left nostril.
320
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 27/08/2026
Our censors have informed me that there is nothing funny to say about these aubergines.
Two aubergines (eggplants) that are curved in a pretty bent phallus way.
060
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 21/08/2026
We have a Box of Doom from @dropout.tv because reasons. Every day I roll two d-20s to see what kind of day it will be. Today … one of them landed on the EDGE of the box! @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social what does this mean!?
000
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/08/2026
I have no idea why that image got censored!
Vegetables. A ton of tomatoes and two cucumbers, one is very curly.
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/08/2026
Traded bagels for veggies.
A bunch of small tomatoes, a normal cucumber, and a cucumber that looks like a U.
110
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 12/08/2026
My fav new stat is the "MOST" page for characters, which includes ... #lwtv
A screenshot showing 'Most Resurrected' - the winner is SARA LANCE with 4 deaths and returns.
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/07/2026
Koi Sitting, again, and they seem to think I need help. They swim up to me, make the ‘feed me!’ face, and swim over to where the feeder is. Fish, I know you’re on a timer. I’m just saying hi.
My landlord’s koi fish.
021
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/07/2026
All new "This Year" with callouts and highlights!?
The new "This Year" has a year in review and callouts for highlights!
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/07/2026
Download a CSV of the data? You betcha!
Example of the DOWNLOAD CSV feature for stats
100
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 21/07/2026
I built a temp checker for my office, which is the hottest room in the house, so we could use that to trigger the aircon.
Screenshot of my home made temp gauge. Says my office is 21.67C (71F)
070
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/07/2026
International rep? It's sill mostly the US and UK, but Japan is coming up.
Screenshot of queer around the world!

41 nations, 16 have ten or more shows! 69% are US/UK (niiiiice).
100
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/07/2026
The new shows stats will give you a heads up as to the gap between death and happiness!
Screenshot of the new (in progress) stats feature on LezWatchTV which shows 410 shows kill off a queer, and only 154 have happy endings
100
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/07/2026
On the one hand, I hate that this is happening right now. On the other, I'm insufferably proud that I WROTE IN ADAPTIVE CODE LIKE THIS!!!!
Screenshot showing that the Pirates/Guardians game is postponed due to Air Quality
110
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/07/2026
I haven't really touched the stats page since I built it back in *mumble* 2019 or so. Time for a modernization and facelift!
"Before" version of stats page, simple boxes, data but no real explanations."After" version of stats page, sparkles, call-outs, better visualization.
240
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 11/06/2026
My landlord (who lives in the basement unit) tends to this garden every day and I get to enjoy it with no work.
A picture of the garden in my backyard
050
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/05/2026
We went to Vancouver Island for the day and it was gorgeous! Hit the #ButchartGardens and had a wonderful birthday.
Photo of the Sunken Gardens at the Butchart.
140
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 27/05/2026
When I was about 18 months old, I appeared in my grandmother’s dance wear catalog. She had to hide for the photo because all I wanted to do was play with her (yes, I’m crying in the photo). Happy birthday me! I’ve come a long way, baby.
Tiny Mika in 1979.
170
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 21/05/2026
Upgraded Mac OS, and softwares, and rearranged my home office
A dog in a chemlab with the caption “I have no idea what I’m doing”
000
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 10/05/2026
Yes, this is a motorcycle hanging off a traffic light. The rider is fine, non critical/serious injuries.
A motorcycle hanging off a traffic light.
340
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 04/05/2026
#GuardsBall #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
Jose Ramirez in a Jedi robe with a bat as a lightsaber, smiling as he protects Gorgu
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 12/04/2026
Went to the park for a nice drizzly Sunday walk with the wife.
A statue commemorating the twin city.
050
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 10/04/2026
Oh. My. God. Which is rather the point, I guess… img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/i...
111
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 10/04/2026
Went for a morning ride and gosh it’s nice
A light blue bicycle in front of a blossoming cherry tree
160
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 07/04/2026
Heeeey! Look what showed up! (Don’t worry, it’s chained up good)
A volt bike, its really cool.
120
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 06/04/2026
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 06/04/2026
On our way to you!

Exciting update! Your package is currently en route and will be delivered by 10 p.m. If you're not around, don't worry! We'll either leave it in a secure location or try delivering it again soon.

TRACKING N0 (removed)

NOTICE OF DELAY

Rest assured that your package is safe and on its way to you, despite running a little behind schedule. Thanks for your patience!
110
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 05/04/2026
(Eyes the WP drama today — yes I used ai)
Moses sitting on a bench next to the Ten Commandments, facepalming.
000
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 01/04/2026
The Pillsbury Dough Boy in a split screen. On the left, he looks normal and it says "HE IS RISEN! Happy Easter" -- On the right, he has a star of david on his hat and is made of Matzah, and it says "HE IS NOT! Happy Passover"
160
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/03/2026
Meanwhile I used ACF Pro for the first time to build custom blocks with a pretty UX and I am well pleased! Making basebelles.com is really fun. Sauce Code: github.com/Ipstenu/base...
An MLB scorecard, showing runs per inning and other important stats
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/03/2026
A lot of them are now. A massive amount of folks just quit this weekend. :looks at LaGuardia and the recent accident:
Why would X do this Meme - The meme shows someone (labeled GOP) shooting Airport Safety. Then they turn to the camera and ask "Why would the democrats do this?!"
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/03/2026
Our new rental has an oven hood with a moustache and my wife called it McPedro … @dcorsetto.bsky.social
180
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/03/2026
I am behind an entire season (18!!) on #MurdochMysteries and somehow I;m unspoiled. I turned it on (Yay @cbcgem.bsky.social !) and yelped. APPA! Looking good!
Paul Sun-Hyung Lee in costume as his character, Inspector Choi, who is resplendent with his moustache and beard.
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/03/2026
Babysitting koi is pretty restful
A koi pond with many many fish.
190
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 19/02/2026
My slowly growing minty/pastel green appliance counter…
A pastel green Smeg blender and small Smeg kettle, next to a mint green kitchen aid mixer. In front is a coffee mug and black Aeropress.
140
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 10/02/2026
So @mlb.com decided to make it as DUMB as possible for out of market fans to watch games. ESPN Unlimited (or ESPN Plus) doesn't exist in Canada. I found out that none of this applies to INTERNATIONAL fans. Gosh I picked the right time to move?
MLB.TV for out of market games in 2026

1: If you had an MLB.TV account previously, all you do is renew (at $149.99).

2: If you have ESPN unlimited you can add MLB.TV with a 10 percent discounted price of $134.99.

3: NEW CUSTOMERS..

You can now purchase an MLB.TV subscription through ESPN Unlimited. This is 149.99 for MLB.TV or $29.99 monthly all of ESPN. The ESPN app does include a free month of ESPN Unlimited (just be sure to cancel it).

4: You have T-Mobile? Great. You can keep on chugging watching all of MLB with that great perk. Also, you can choose to watch via the MLB app or ESPN app. Your choice.
000
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 09/02/2026
Screencap of a tweet: My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis”
041
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 08/02/2026
Still unpacking.
A lot of boxes on my kitchen table
030
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 14/01/2026
This cranky old lady was a notorious hider of toys. Her sister would howl until I came and rescued them,
My black cat, at 16, grumpy and sitting on my pillow
120
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 09/10/2025
This is the kind of ‘hate’ mail we get at @lezwatchtv.com 1. Buddy, all words are made up 2. The term appears to have been coined in 1914 3. It is hateful to deny someone their identity 4. How bored are you to actually write that message?
There are no “Cisgender” women. There are women. They are normal. There are men pretending to be women, they are “transgender women.” They are not equivalent. Those two terms are not balanced. Women are normal, transgender women are an anomaly. There is nothing hateful or phobic about this stance. It’s simply the way things are. Twisting reality and inventing names helps no one.
111
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 01/10/2025
Of note, she loved this comic. RIP Goodall.
A Gary Larson comic: Two chimpanzees on a tree branch, one grooming the other, and she says “Well, well — another blond hair … Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?”
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 29/09/2025
Sketch of Jose Ramirez, #11 for the Cleveland Guardians
020
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/09/2025
Big Christmas is up there too.
Jhonkensey Noel, a Cleveland Guardians baseball player, swinging his bat. He has a nice ass.
110
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2025
Don't try to explain #GuardsBall Even we don't get it.
Cleveland Guardians pitcher Tanner Bibee shouting with joy. In front of him is a screenshot of the AL Central playoff odds, showing each team's probability of winning the division. 

From mid April to mid September, the Tigers were on top and the Guardians were well out of the race. As of yesterday, Cleveland has an 80% chance to win the AL central pennant.
141
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 21/09/2025
This weeks bagels - plain no egg wash by request.
110
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 21/09/2025
I store my lye in old maple syrup jugs
A maple syrup jug labeled with a skull and crossbones that says “NOT FOOD!” And “LYE”
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/07/2025
Going to Oregon for a memorial for my Father in Law
010
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/07/2025
Can anyone guess what I was watching/reading while I was building out some test data?
A list of tags: bachira, isagi, nagi, reo, chigiri, rin
120
Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 10/07/2025
JE SUIS CANADIENNE I can now travel back to Canada!
A cropped edit copy of my Canadian Passport
4350