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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖

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Girl Friday in BC Canada (prev Cleveland, Del Mar, Chicago, the OC), professional lesbian, LezWatch.TV co-editor-in-chief, Jew, Half-Elf Rouge, 4th gen CleGuardians fan, left wing, queer TV aficionado, and generally a sarcastic potty-mouth. [she/her]

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 2h
Have you ever just straight up forgot to post tickets to your tour on your website? Yea me neither! Spread the word! I’m coming to Australia! Tix: ifycomedy.com
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22h
Dude, the article has five words, too! So … You can lick my ass.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22h
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Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
Alt: Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 29/09/2026
I went to the barber and my wife says I smell like a dude but in a nice way.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 28/09/2026
We Guards Balled it up well and good, took two out of three, and clinched the Central Division for the third year in a row. Comeback kids! Now we get a bye going into the playoffs. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Your AL Central Champions
We Guards Balled it up well and good, took two out of three, and clinched the Central Division for the third year in a row. Comeback kids!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 27/09/2026
That’s the most logical. The guys thrive on routine, so this will prevent the drama that plagued Big Rig. I hope. get Cade in for a bit as well.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 27/09/2026
It never gets old.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your 2026 American League Central champions, the Cleveland Guardians!
The Guardians pose on the field in Kansas City wearing AL Central Champions shirts
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleveland, you will have a #Postseason to remember!
Top - Jo Adell and Nathaniel Lowe celebrate in the clubhouse after the Cleveland Guardians clinched the American League Central title on Saturday night.
Bottom left - José Ramírez and Stephen Vogt celebrate in the clubhouse.
Bottom right - Brayan Rocchio celebrates in the clubhouse.
All players and staff are wearing dark blue shirts that read: "Cleveland Guardians American League Central Champs 2026"
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else is way past impeachment and wants REAL accountability? 🙋‍♀️ I do. Who’s with me? #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
I totally didn't move to Canada for the TV.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
Took two out of three from the Red Sox and locked in our post season appearance. Now all that’s left is to win the division! Let’s go, Guards! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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We WILL Have Another October to Remember
Took two out of three from the Red Sox and locked in our post season appearance. Now all that’s left is to win the division! Let’s go, Guards!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 25/09/2026
Cleveland! You WILL have another October to remember! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
I got lost on the way to my slammogram
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
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Penguin Slap
ALT: Penguin Slap
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Oh! Let's try Trickle Down Economics again! I hear that works!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Correlation is not causation I'm sad to say. They the common clay of the new west. Salt of the earth.
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Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
ALT: Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Yes, absolutely it has to do with the jab and not the fact that I'm nearing 50 and medicine barely looks into 'women's problems' so the whole understanding of menstruation is a massive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Yoooo you should go! Even if you end up hating opera, you should see it once. And if you're on the fence, know that the capitalist fat cats DO NOT want you to go. So, fuck 'em. Go. Dress up as nice as you can and GO.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 24/09/2026
Not all the time, but enough.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Website: Your ad blocker is on! Me: Yes. I know. Your ads are on. Website: Turn it off to visit this site Me: No. (clicks reader view, enjoys site without ads)
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
What the fuck? We paid under $2000 USD (mind you I bought a model with a dent because it was cosmetic and I don't care).
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
I always say to hit people with a fish because (a) it's funny and (b) it really makes everyone stop and think. Bonus: it's really hard to take it as serious threat. It's a FISH.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Team Lead (not mine): Why does this alert say to [hit employee with a fish]? Me: They mis-filed a ticket 13 times in a row. After 10 it alerts you. TL (nm): Jesus. 13!? Since when? Me: Noon Pacific yesterday. TL (nm): I need a bigger [fish].
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
I mean he was huge in Boston so it tracks.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Was he invisible?
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
The #ClevelandGuardians are playing the Red Sox, and Hammy (the radio announcer) is talking about Wade Boggs. I turn to the mrs and tell her “Wade Boggs believes he can will himself to be invisible.” My one and only fact about him.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
Thank you for making this!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 23/09/2026
First thing I did after setting up the account on @transrights.northsky.social was to donate. Because Reasons.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/09/2026
Okay in theory I am now properly hosted on northsky.social
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 22/09/2026
It’s Tuesday right? Explains why the US is back to saying they’ll buy Canadian potash.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
War Crimes McGee doesn’t think people should face any consequences for war crimes.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 20/09/2026
A sweep of the A’s keeps us in first, no matter what the Sox do, which is good since the Sox haven’t played on Sunday! #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians #GuardsBall
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Sweep the A’s in the Home Stretch!
A sweep of the A’s keeps us in first, no matter what the Sox do, which is good since the Sox haven’t played on Sunday!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2026
“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!”
“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!”
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 19/09/2026
87 more and he is Cleveland’s RBI leader.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
I mailed in my ExPat votes yesterday. YOU BETTER FUCKING COUNT EM!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
Seasons are changing here. Leaves are going red. We have so many tomatoes I’m vacuum sealing and freezing!
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 18/09/2026
I mean Odo can look like anything soooo
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
It's 2026. Gutenberg doesn't let you colour an individual cell or row on a table.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
Gee. I wonder why. www.therepository.email/new-proposal...
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New Proposal Targets 20+ WordPress Events Across North America in 2027 With ‘a Menu Instead of a Mandate’
There hasn’t been a single WordCamp run in the US this year outside the flagship. Automattic’s Karen Almassi has pitched a three-stage revival plan with new formats and no livestreams.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
There are only two paths to the post season: be the best in your division OR be one of the best who isn't the best. And the odds are so messy. #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Paths to the ’26 Post Season
There are only two paths to the post season: be the best in your division OR be one of the best who isn't the best. And the odds are so messy.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 17/09/2026
A meme: panel one is a stick man as the USA saying “Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” while the EU and Canada stick figure ignore him.

Panel two, the US says “I said Canada becoming an associate member of the EU would be a hostile act” and the Canada stick figure gives a thumbs up.

Panel three, the US figure has a clown face and is crying, while Canada and the EU talk together.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
Rocchio now has as many walk-off-wins as Jose. The mind actually boggles. We won the series, gaining temporary lead of the AL Central! 9 games left to the post season. #GuardsBall #CleGuardians #ClevelandGuardians
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Do or Die with Chi – Must be September
Rocchio now has as many walk-off-wins as Jose. The mind actually boggles. We won the series, gaining temporary lead of the AL Central! 9 games left to the post season.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
Alas my wife is 4th gen-ish relation to the Hensons, which won't help any more than my 4th gen relationship to Larry Fine. Pretty much only good for quirky conversations and making people laugh.
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Ipstenu (Mika E.) 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🖖 @ipstenu.org · 16/09/2026
DEAR GOD MUPPETS PLEASE TALK TO SAM REICH! (Sadly my wife is a distant relation to Jim Henson and that won't help)
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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