Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It's my 50th birthday & I spent the afternoon sailing Boston Harbor on a replica 1812 privateer. Now I'm drinking gin cocktails & yelling at my family about the Georgian-era British Royal Navy, & later there will be fireworks over the harbor & we'll watch Master and Commander. Legendary birthday. 6180
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I think it's possible I have too many big feelings about the sea. 240
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Today's mood is: crying about Mary Ann Patten, I guess. 020
Reposted by Wren Wallis😈Miss Hell Batkeeper😈 @mishellbaker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I love my WoW guild. This from a beleaguered @invisibleinkie.bsky.social in Massachusetts: 081
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Is "I want ice cream" a valid reason to send one's husband out in a bomb cyclone or nah? 280
Reposted by Wren WallisChantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 05/02/2026It's not just fine but amazing to make amateur art. Humans are artmakers. You don't have to be professionalized as an artist, you don't have to make art of professional merit. Just create! 224193
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026My main question is why so many of these guys look like moldy potatoes. 140
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Sorry, I felt morally obligated to repost without the typo. I do also have great thinks about my husband, though. 070
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026A great thing about my husband is that I can say to him, "I have ordered donuts because I'm mad at the cat," and he both knows what I mean and agrees it was a completely reasonable course of action. 0130
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Socratic debate with the child in homeschool this morning until he finally yelled: I DON'T CARE. I WANT TO RUN IN A FIELD AND HUNT WITH MY FINGERS. I DON'T CARE IF SOCIETY COLLAPSES. I WANT TO LIVE IN A FOREST AND EAT BIRDS. so I feel I am fulfilling my highest responsibilities as an educator. 170
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026In the service of homeschooling preparation, this morning I am reading about the legal case United States vs. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton, which I mostly just wanted to tell you because there is a case called United States vs. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton. 180
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Well since you're asking I guess I WOULD in fact like to take a comically luxurious train tour through Wales and Cornwall. I don't suppose you have a spare sixteen-to-twenty-thousand dollars lying around that I could have? www.belmond.com/trains/europ... 150
Reposted by Wren WallisZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time 109100001739
Reposted by Wren WallisEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped. 3954101447
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I also told my husband miserably last night, "I can't breathe through my face," which was not what I'd meant to say and yet also accurate. 1100
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I know what the phrase "productive cough" means technically, but I always feel a little guilty when my cough is not productive. "Yeah no it mostly just disrupts me at work and interrupts conversations. "Right, yes, also no phlegm." 160
Reposted by Wren WallisRobert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Another lawyer interviewed in the piece: 81393348
Reposted by Wren Wallisdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone 5658771166
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025My child, gazing at her computer: "The Pope died?" Me: "Yes." Child: "Who's the Pope?" > One hour later... Child on Discord to friend: "Did you know the Pope died?" [Friend reply inaudible] Child: "That's what /I/ said!" Child: "But he was important. Like a church boss guy." 1170
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I am... /pretty/ sure that's supposed to be an exclamation point? 4250
Reposted by Wren WallisInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/04/2025What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates 102134322903
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025They gave me this very nice single room at the end of the hall, and everyone who came in to see me put on a new mask and a disposable plastic gown at the door, both of which they promptly disposed off on leaving. 120
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025The first solid food you are allowed to eat in the hospital after three days of IV fluids and lemon Italian ice is the best food you will eat, even if it is terrible. These home fries are completely unseasoned and taste slightly metallic and I love every one of these little potato angels. 1120
Reposted by Wren WallisTade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Well, have you? Saved the daylight? Because I'm here to tell you, if you don't, you'll miss out when I eat the Sun. 48813
Reposted by Wren WallisDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Mandatory high school civics class that isn’t just like “how a bill becomes law” or whatever but also “how NOAA powers your phone’s weather app” and “NIH helped make your asthma inhaler” 8341301005
Reposted by Wren Wallismuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 08/03/2025if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime 175115622412
Reposted by Wren Wallisouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If adderall were actually fucking addictive then the people for whom it is prescribed wouldn’t constantly forget to take it. 4304
Reposted by Wren WallisNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I feel like wikipedia is the only institution that was actually ready for this. 11679186
Reposted by Wren WallisYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I wish the Senate handled a coup in the US treasury the way Philly handles winning a ball game 117631
Reposted by Wren WallisMary Kenney @marykgames.com · 09/02/2025Anybody positing that the problem with the games industry is that devs are too expensive is gonna get an instant block. For the cost of one EA CEO you could afford 213 devs making $120k apiece. Read the room, my dudes; a LOT of very skilled people are out of work right now. Profits are trickling up 472537692
Reposted by Wren WallisKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 09/02/2025Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in 97227185571
Reposted by Wren WallisCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/02/2025We need to fear the consequences of inaction more than the consequences of action. 5421102
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025My daughter to her friend: "Oh, wow! I've heard of this! It's a really esteemed RPG." Friend: "What's 'esteemed'?" Daughter: "It's... like. When something's.... I'm not sure. It's good, though." 180
Reposted by Wren WallisJack Turban MD @turban.bsky.social · 09/02/2025This is disgusting harassment of the only trans member of Congress. If you’d like to let Rep. Miller know you disapprove of her childish bullying: DC Office: (202) 225-5271 IL Office: (217) 703-6100 Web: marymiller.house.gov/contact 1118868
Reposted by Wren WallisAnil Dash @anildash.com · 08/02/2025A thing to understand here is that Wired + Teen Vogue is Condé Nast — this is the Newhouse family being basically the only good billionaire publishers. Other than them, it’s the indies of the new alt media and stalwarts like ProPublica and then basically crickets. 9667721364
Reposted by Wren WallisTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 07/02/2025One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose. 85201272698
Reposted by Wren WallisJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Notable that Elons crew of incels and edgelords are full fledged men for the purposes of being given the keys to car to run the govt. But for the purposes of being accountable for their actions they’re just kids from good families with youthful indiscretions. 16161231469
Reposted by Wren WallisShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Start asking Trump at pressers how he intends to implement Elons agenda 9841127
Reposted by Wren Wallis😈Miss Hell Batkeeper😈 @mishellbaker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The people who still enjoy video games after they've already got stable jobs and families and whatnot - these are the people you could make a mint off of if you gave a darn about 'em. Anyway, done shaking my fist at clouds, got stuff to do today. Like defend my lawn. And play video games. 51303
Reposted by Wren Wallis😈Miss Hell Batkeeper😈 @mishellbaker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I mean... all children love digging in the dirt. That doesn't mean archaeologists are all children. This is the logic gaming companies seem to be using. They'll be doing focus groups to find out what ten-year-olds prefer in ground penetrating radar next. 31483
Reposted by Wren Wallis😈Miss Hell Batkeeper😈 @mishellbaker.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Honestly it's so weird. Old folks are the ones with all the money, and yet video game execs do not care 1 whit what anyone over the age of 20 wants in a game. Do they... do they still think gamers "grow out of" video games? Someone tell them... people who grow out of video games are... not gamers. 1712872154
Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025My dog is an extortionist. He figured out I'm keeping him prisoner in my office so my husband and the plumber can talk unmolested, and that the treat I had given him was bait. So he decided to make the most of it and asked for another. Which I gave him. 160
Reposted by Wren WallisG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 06/02/2025Do you have republican reps? Now is the time to call. They only need to flip 3 to keep Musk out of your most sensitive data. Right now he may have access not only to your SSN and tax records, but also potentially whatever bank accounts you use to pay taxes/receive refunds. 20938585
Reposted by Wren WallisTexas Freedom to Read Project @txfreedomread.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Not sure who needs to hear this but the filing to run for Texas school boards with May elections closes next Friday, February 14. 💘 /1 28456
Reposted by Wren WallisChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Ich get unhorsed But Ich mount up agayne Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust 20818194
Reposted by Wren WallisMikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 05/02/2025I'm watching people argue over what campaign should have been run and who is to blame, and Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and get to work. You're going to have to save yourself. You're going to have to save your neighbor. They think they don't need people. That computers can do it all 2467101
Reposted by Wren WallisLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Favorite sign so far 65108893160
Reposted by Wren WallisVeena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 05/02/2025It’s time to organize: “The internet has conditioned us to constantly seek new information, as if becoming a sponge of bad news will eventually yield the final piece of a puzzle. But there is also such a thing as having enough information.” www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...404media.coYou Can’t Post Your Way Out of FascismAuthoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes. 17589235