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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir

@insightsmachine.bsky.social
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing Copilot

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Eugene Meidinger @sqlgene.com · 28/09/2026
On the one hand AI has saturated my benchmarks for simple, unambiguous DAX questions. On the other hand, don't turn off your brain.
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Brent Ozar @brento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when the vendor asks me about the size of our data
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soylent AI
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Took neighbours dog for w-a-l-k-i-e-s and now I’ve got that bloody song in my head: I’ve got 🐕 💩 I’ve got 🐕 💩 I’ve got 🐕 💩 In a bag youtu.be/2lyQFwhr6tg?...
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Dog Poo in a Bag
YouTube video by Koit
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it just me or are posties getting shorter?
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For clarity, I do NOT hold shares in my local Hand-Held Munitions outlet store (although my missing neighbor does) and I meant to say those potholes (which incidentally appeared around the time my neighbour went missing) were *crater-esqe* not *crater-esqu*.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How cute! My local Acme Corporation division has a similar sign outside their Hand-Held Munitions outlet store. (There’s some pretty large crater-esqu potholes in their driveway so I generally take my mountain-bike)
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Tan G. @tangandhara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The section on reading was very relatable, especially this line: “Part of the reason I read the things I read is to understand how another person thinks.”
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it ok to take a few professionally dressed interview panel members to a job interview?
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it ok to take Ice Cube to a job interview and if so can someone out there hook me up?
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Eyepunch Icet
ALT: Eyepunch Icet
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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Australia should in fact be labelled "almost the Hutt"
The map of the Commonwealth of Westernmost Hutt that I've posted a billion times by now, which contains the correct names for every state and territory on the big continent west of the Greater Hutt archipelago
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight I’m gonna charty like it’s 1985.
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Koen Van den Eeckhout @vandeneeckhoutkoen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's finally happened: my visual, painstakingly made over several days, has been accused of being AI!
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Canadian Engineers: What do you have to wear it on?
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Ken Puls, FCPA, MS MVP @excelguru.ca · 24/09/2026
Details have been confirmed for our October 15 Vancouver #PowerBI and Modern #Excel meet-up! First, Joseph Yeates will show us what's new in Power BI. Then, @wynhopkins.bsky.social will lead a fast-paced, practical session on high-impact Excel tips. Sign up here: www.meetup.com/vancouver-po...
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Excel Like a Consultant (Pro Techniques that WOW Clients) | Wyn Hopkins, Thu, Oct 15, 2026, 5:00 PM | Meetup
**SESSION TRACK:** Excel & Power BI **SESSION OUTLINE:** First, our resident Power BI expert Joseph Yeates will show us what's new in Power BI. Then, Microsoft MVP Wyn Hop
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Data Rocks @t.datarocks.co.nz · 24/09/2026
People who are fighting against Data Centres in their region: I am looking for useful resources on how you guys organise, studies, articles, sources that can help clarify how data centres operate in communities, their impact, etc. I am collating a resource pack for my local protest group.
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Jer Thorp @jerthorp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meta pleased to find out perverts is a pretty lucrative target market actually
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What would your memoir be calked if it reflected some aspect of your physical being? Mine would me “Methane and Me: The Long and Windy Road”. Or alternatively “Gas Giant”.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s election season here in Aotearoa / New Zealand. Break out the Whittaker’s, folks. youtu.be/hu7dOYu4LFs?...
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Whittaker's Politician Peanut Slab Advert from the 1990's
YouTube video by SeriousSchitt
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the kind of thing I would need agenic report development to assist with before I get really invested in it. There are a LOT of moving parts required to build something like this in #PowerBI using core visuals. If I can build Small Multiples with dynamic panel and axis options I’ll bite.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@t.cyankorax.com GIVE ME ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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Leilani Münter @leilanimunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think New Zealand has the most beautiful money — both aesthetically & because each note honors a native bird: Hoiho/Yellow-eyed Penguin ($5) Whio/Blue Duck ($10) Kārearea/NZ Falcon ($20) Kōkako ($50) & Mohua/Yellowhead ($100). Are there any other beautiful currencies you think can compete with NZ?
Colorful $5 $10 $20 $50 and $100 notes with paintings of birds on them sit on a wooden table.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yup.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL that not all "groups" are equal when it comes to managing *access* to #PowerBI reports (via the App Audience dialog) vs managing what *data* they see (via the Row-Level Security dialog). You can use M365 groups for app access, but not for RLS (PBI says they are invalid, but not *why* this is).
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2025
honestly you don’t need to worry about what’s going on in the world as long as you always have 4-5 projects you need to finish
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Xan Gregg @xangregg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here's a makeover retry using the same colors. Not entirely happy with the labeling, but interesting to try to mix continuous and categorical nature of the time variable using stacked area and stacked bars. The 80s vs 90s shift is easier to see. #dataviz
Stacked area chart remake of the sequence of pie charts in the parent post. For 4 time points, the chart shows the percent of albums from each decade in the top 500 list.
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even if we eject the cultists from the driver's seat, we are still on a bus driving in a present and towards a future in which civic institutions & public goods are being / will be eviscerated by the determination that "AI" can offer a more efficient, objective, or optimized outcome.
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Daniel Hutmacher @dhma.ch · 17/09/2026
Add email rule dialog: New rule to move anything with the word "agentic" in the subject to spam folder.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Miska Knapek @miskaknapek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#humor Norwegian consumer protection agency made a funny ad about #enshitification www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6SP... ping @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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The Life of Death and the Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I agree with @gregdeckler.bsky.social that the current approach is a recipe for disaster given a) the complexities of how overrides work are way over the heads of say a payroll person who is workspace admin; and b) Microsoft’s tool to let that admin see who has access (and how) FLAT OUT SUCKS.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kernel of truth
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Miska Knapek @miskaknapek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Many posts about #ai slowdowns, on slashdot, hit the nail on the head. LLM companies overpromised and still haven't turned a profit. Fearing investor fury at lacking results, they explain that for the good of us all, they'll under-deliver on purpose, ie slow down. m.slashdot.org/story/457692...
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 15/09/2026
The way the press is just treating OpenAI/Anthropic x-risk goons as somehow being the experts on things that are risks to humanity despite a half-century plus of climate scientists being ignored on climate risks and over-industrialization leading to runaway emissions is just fucking bleak man
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s Latin-cum-hilarious.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any datavis folk have side hustles? Mine has become a full-time hustle, with vis the side-hustle at the moment…I have 237 vintage stereo items listed on TradeMe (Aotearoa/New Zealand’s version of eBay)! I think I have another hundred or so things to list. Should whip up a chart.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminds me of circa 2006 when the website of every mom and pop restaurant was made with Flash and had an unskippable 30-second intro animation
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Voilà: Francis Gagnon @chezvoila.com · 14/09/2026
Really interesting chart that frames the global food chain discussion. 📊 - Double encoding (position and colour) helps. - Normalization across studies is impressive (how?). - Wondering what date of studies would show. - Maybe "Overall effect" should be more visible?
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What Excel formula would you have as a number plate and why? I’d go for INDIRECT because my lane changes are pretty volatile.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you need your vehicle to #Excel
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evan @evan.exposed · 12/09/2026
in the past software required effort. that effort was a good filter for ideas. someone could put a lot of effort towards a bad idea, but they never thought the idea was bad themselves. this also forced developers to consider broader appeal / use cases. what LLMs have done is narrow appeal / effort
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The aroma wafting out from the Middle Eastern eatery down the road is hanging around like a kebab smell.
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Mickey Mouse Following a Scent
ALT: Mickey Mouse Following a Scent
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It always pisses me off when software vendors TALK about their reporting in their sales materials but don't SHOW it. www.sensehub.co.nz/monitoring/r...
sensehub.co.nz
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok, this is a great life hack.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey #Datavis / #Dataviz peeps - Have you ever seen any dashboards presenting stock monitoring data? I just drove past a herd the other day that had monitor collars attached, and I thought "I wonder how this data is being presented in regards to animal health?" Can you amplify?
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This just started. Jump in.
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Strike? But I’m unemployed!”
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Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Interesting video on Microsoft fabric (over)pricing. Reminds me of an org I worked for that had everyone on “no fixed charge just pay as you go” mobile data plans that ended up costing many thousands per month compared to the $6.99 plan I later switched them to. Orgs generally suck at this.
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