Sign in

Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir

@insightsmachine.bsky.social
1.8K followers 461 following 3.8K posts

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing Copilot

PostsRepliesMedia
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same vibe: "I have a cue light I can use to show you when I'm joking, if you like." Cooper: "That might help." TARS: "Yeah, you can use it to find your way back to the ship after I blow you out the airlock." (cue light flashes)
030
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus how far away are we from Interstellar?
120
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Microsoft Copilot says I'm 80% @marcorus.bsky.social 🤣
220
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see a job advert at TSB Bank that seems like the perfect fit for me. I go to apply. I can't, because of a fault. Email to the contact address bounces back. Welcome to now.
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it just me or are posties getting shorter?
020
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
020
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Alberto - I’ve found a way to make DAX much more appealing to author!!”
210
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
011
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL that not all "groups" are equal when it comes to managing *access* to #PowerBI reports (via the App Audience dialog) vs managing what *data* they see (via the Row-Level Security dialog). You can use M365 groups for app access, but not for RLS (PBI says they are invalid, but not *why* this is).
140
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m obviously the wildcard if not the joker
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I actually had 4 of these in the lounge until the rest of the family told me that 4 big speakers + inability to open/close door due to said 4 speakers’ combined width would no longer be tolerated.
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing like new (or new to you) speakers to focus the attention in a way that brings out new things in beloved tracks.🙂 (Most of the gear that passes through my hands has had years if not decades of run in. Current old-school fave is B&W DM6 aka Pregnant Penguins circa 1979. They still got it)
220
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s Latin-cum-hilarious.
020
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any datavis folk have side hustles? Mine has become a full-time hustle, with vis the side-hustle at the moment…I have 237 vintage stereo items listed on TradeMe (Aotearoa/New Zealand’s version of eBay)! I think I have another hundred or so things to list. Should whip up a chart.
150
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
100
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Number 5 is alive vibe from my stereo
030
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We have to maintain a bar, it is the internet.
030
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I did try to read this once but kept procrastinating
020
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In Wellington you can normally find them here.
120
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a surprise...#PowerBI conflict.
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thought about introducing a musical segment?
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not quite my approach
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah, it is under Apps>Settings. It took me far too long to find this, and AI was not a big help.
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey #PowerBI peeps...where the heck do I find the dialog to amend these instructions? I *think* this is related to an app access request, but maybe its for the model. I'm not sure...still waiting to hear back from the user.
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey @itsnotaboutthecell.com Who can I complain to about the nonsensical wording of this important #PowerBI notification? "You have app pending access to grant permissions" is gibberish to me.
210
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A later album.
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mixed reviews of a pretty famous album released years back. Someone out there could probably guess what the album is off this alone. It would be interesting to visualize correlations between album reviews for all albums reviewed by all these sources. Wonder if it has been done?
200
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had winter swim. Mental health better.
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Traffic
100
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Was overdue for a walk and I’m glad I prioritised. Whanganui-A-Tara harbour entrance looks unconcerned with the state of the world
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Covid 2021
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone should make a movie ab… Oh wait they did.
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I was just gonna complain that you STILL couldn't expand the #PowerBI workspaces pane in order to see the full title of workspaces, but when I went there to take a screenshot for this complaint look what I saw! How long has that been there for? I like quality-of-life improvements. More please.
440
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I take it the new #PowerBI "Sentence Template" tooltip syntax doesn't work on Table or Matrix visuals?
120
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wellington or Hamilton?
010
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sticker comp? I’m in!
110
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
22 year old daughter is kinda disenchanted/disengaged and yet at the same time is reading this: “The righteous mind” by Jonathan Haidt
100
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screw it I’m all in.
000
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
110
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Blasting this album through these. Miracu-lege, not sacrilege.
130
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Nope. Some is mid-fi.
110
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Can you pick up a packet of wafer-thin mints from the supermarket on your way home from your latest stereo pickups, monsieur?” “I’m absolutely stuffed!”
110
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Do you ever put your van in the garage?” The garage:
220
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Do you ever put your Stand-up desk in Sit-Down position?”
200
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Home office a bit squeezed
100
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
100
Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir @insightsmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here’s my current lounge setup: Tannoy Arden, KEF Reference 104/2, Linn Klimax Control pre and Linn Akkurate 4200 power, Michell Hydrolic Reference Turntable plus a Rotel RP-3000 with an SME 3009 on the other side, Quad 99 CD, WIIM Ultra Streamer, and most importantly an understanding wife.
100