Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Most people: oh I could never let anyone see my search history it's too embarrassing My last Google search: "asl sign for cheese" 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Day, from your local big titty Appalachian. Go be nice to somebody today. Unless they're a capitalist. Then you should kick them in the shin. Because that's what Dolly would do. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Herman Melville: I AM SO NORMAL* ABOUT WHALES (*wildly autistic) Nathaniel Hawthorne: 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm gonna pass outstatic.klipy.comGamercat Holding Paper BagALT: Gamercat Holding Paper Bag 0150
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Yes, with a little sweater and a rhinestone collar. He's her trembling handbag dog. 0130
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When I meet a dog on the street it's like seeing all the neighborhood kids at the ice cream truck and it makes you happy for them. But meeting a cat outside and it lets me touch it... that's like the ice cream truck came directly to my house and I got to pick whatever I wanted for free 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Unlocked a new perimenopause symptom: giving off so much heat during a hot flash that I fogged up my own glasses 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Kid is playing Lego Batman. She saves a citizen, who says "hey, it's you!" Kid: "yeah, who'd you expect, Taylor Swift?" 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It is criminal that I have to do capitalism stuff when it's 65 and rainy. I should be under a blankie with a tea, crocheting and saying "we needed this." 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Before you enjoy that next bar of Dubai chocolate with the pistachio cream, I feel like there's some people who need to apologize to their Papaw for making fun of his TV snack (and for telling Grammy he was throwing the shells behind the couch) 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026"And our best friend, bread" -my kid, who clearly gets it 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Dermot Kennedy did it again with Weight of the Woods. I swear this man has more poetry in his pinkie finger than I do in my whole body. Another devastating, beautiful album. 000
Reposted by MoriahD.J. Rogers @djrogers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026You're not competing with fictional men There are real ones that clear Men who will steal a peacock who will, as @inkdancer.bsky.social pointed out, sing in the pouring rain for a sniff Seal danced in front of the bat-signal. Where did Seal even get the bat-signal? Fellas, we got to do better. 011
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Where are all the men who'll stand in the rain in a silk shirt begging for a crumb of it? Where is the yearning?? This is why we're in a recession!!! 011
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 06/02/2026If you say "I'd rather die than vote Democrat," I need you to know that you're speaking from a place of immense privilege. Because you know that you won't. But a lot of your black and brown and trans siblings WILL. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I want a flea market sugar daddy A Molasses Grampa, if you will 120
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"I'm just stretching mom, I'm not trying to steal your fries...." 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I've been at New Job for 4 hours and I already have an opp His name is Stan and he is living proof that there is such a thing as a stupid question. 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025When I was 7, my mom read Bridge to Terabithia aloud to me. When we got to the climax of the book I snatched it from her hands, threw it across the room, and made it sit in the corner for several days to "think about what it did". 010
Reposted by MoriahMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I love being in my late 30s so much. I love not giving a shit about being famous or successful anymore. I love prioritizing being comfortable, and being around people who love me. Could do without the aching joints and looming perimenopause, but everything else? Golden. 113237115
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Nothing but respect for my president, but you don't write Animorphs or The One and Only Ivan if you had a peaceful suburban childhood. 011
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025If a biography of KA Applegate is ever released, I fully expect it to be titled "Are You Okay, Bitch?" Possible alternatives: "What Happened Here?" "Who Hurt You?" or simply "The Horrors" 110
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Unfortunately for everyone involved, my mama raised both a fool and a bitch 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Crying about Florence's new album in the middle of the night. As one does. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025In retrospect, the autism diagnosis probably should have come a lot sooner than it did. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 23/10/2025During my first-ever sex ed class, 10-year-old me had only one question after the mechanics of reproduction were explained: "Isn't that unsanitary???" 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Toddler at dance studio: gaga! Dad: yeah, that *is* Lady Gaga! 000
Reposted by MoriahOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318058272
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Absolutely obsessed with this acrostic poem kiddo wrote about me. I'm masterful and marvelous... but also only just okay 🤣❤️ 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I think it's adorably optimistic of the goat cheese to list its expiration date as November as though I'm not gonna eat this whole thing in one sitting 010
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Today I had the absolute privilege to see Shatner speak at a con. After about 5 minutes on stage, his cell phone rang. I cannot explain to anyone in this auditorium why that made me laugh so much. 040
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Shatner answered the phone, told the caller their friend was busy, & hung up. 130
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025When I was a kid, my mom's boyfriend took her to a Star Trek convention to see William Shatner speak. This was back when cell phones were huge & very unusual to see. But right in the middle of Shatner's talk, some guy in the front row got a call. He looked mortified... & Shatner asked for the phone. 151
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025"The green light symbolizes the old money generational wealth that he will never have" "...but he's already rich?" Sweet girl you deserve so much better than this 110
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Sitting in the café at B&N and there is a very pretty girl trying to explain the symbolism of The Great Gatsby to a young man who has the face of Cristiano Ronaldo and the brainpower of his football 100
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I just feel like it's a little misleading to call it an apiary. It is not full of apes. It is full of bees. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The truth will set you free. But first it WILL piss you off. 000
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The more time that passes, the more I agree with Khal Drogo's stance on men who wish to be kings. 000
Reposted by Moriahspooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/06/2023gonna start referring to my manic episodes as “getting the zoomies” and my depressive episodes as “getting the doomies” 291497333
Reposted by MoriahWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If I was on the run I’d eat at Waffle House. No one makes eye contact there. You could stab another customer and no one would care. The cook’s on parole. The waiter didn’t see anything. The manager’s been missing for hours. 632269
Reposted by MoriahSarah LuAnn Perkins @sarahluann.bsky.social · 16/11/2024In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder: 145209078775
Moriah @inkdancer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just finished reading Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson & I need to scream about it. Vibes: High Fantasy Bridgerton meets the Handmaids Tale meets Six of Crows. If you need to read about the downtrodden fighting back against an oppressive and senseless evil, this is the one. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 140
