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Robbie

@imrobbie.bsky.social
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Future mad scientist.

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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
THANK YOU FOR THE STICKERS @owendennis.com
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@chiitan.love CHIITAN??? I LOVE YOU
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
About me! - Student studying Environmental Biology in NOVA area - I do field research with frogs -I also do computer stuff I also love nerd shit, especially video games, technology, and just learning stuff Feel free to say hi!
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
omg trans guys and girlies they have DIYHRT at the computer hardware store
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 19/05/2026

why does google suck now

Google search feels worse today because its core experience has been traded for ad revenue, clutter, and automated summaries. Several systemic changes have contributed to this decline: 

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Ad Clutter and Sponsoring: Top results are heavily dominated by pay-per-click ads and sponsored content, forcing authentic organic results further down the page.
AI Overviews: AI summaries frequently occupy the most prominent space above the search results, which can sometimes scrape and surface incorrect information instead of directing you to the original source.
SEO Gaming: A constant arms race between Google and websites optimizing for search engines means that many results are filled with affiliate links and keywords, rather than genuine, high-quality human content.
Reduced Discoverability: Google has heavily deprioritized exact-match boolean searches (like putting phrases in quotes) and natural language queries, meaning it hides the niche human-written content you are actually looking for. 

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If you are frustrated with the current state of search, you can bypass the clutter by modifying your habits or trying alternative platforms:
Add "Reddit" to Queries: Many users rely on finding actual human discussions by appending site:reddit.com or just "reddit" to their search.
Try Privacy-Focused Engines: Alternatives like DuckDuckGo filter out the heavily bloated tracking and aggressive sponsored widgets.
Consider Paid Search Alternatives: Platforms like Kagi offer ad-free, premium search experiences designed to surface high-quality human content rather than SEO-farmed websites.
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
First frog from frolicking through forest for field research!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
pov you are zohran mamdani
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
good to see the kid from Polar Express got work in Metroid
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It just hit me that we can create temporary ways to certify writing is not made by AI by inventing a new grammar rule each time until the bots start to do it as well. Like "from now on, no oxford commas allowed" but ChatGPT will still be using oxford commas for a while
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm so sad em-dashes have been co-opted by AI — I love them!
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Dan Killam @dantheclamman.blog · 21/10/2025
This is the ideal male body. Interestingly, it's also the ideal female body. And it is both at the same time, in circular orgies called mating chains.
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Sometimes I'm scared if/when I become a legit scientist my silly internet posts will hold my reputation back Then I come here and realize 90% of my feed is just silly stuff posted by ridiculously esteemed professors
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I wonder if any software engineers could give insight on how difficult this would be — I assume it would essentially require, like, a whole new "alternate form" of characters on unicode like the capital/lowercase distinction
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 14/10/2025
pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
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oh poor baby do do do you need the robot to make you pictures?
yeah?
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? do so you're a
moron?? so do do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
normalize tummy rubs in public
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
*Sung to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire'*
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 01/09/2025
So my North Carolina-born husband has tipped me to the Durham version of Storrowing, with a website, webcam, and convenient "Historic Videos" section. 11foot8.com
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11 FOOT 8 – The Canopener Bridge
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 01/09/2025
I just closed all 345 tabs on my iPhone and I’ve never felt so free.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-clas…
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
THIS IS GENUINELY SO COOL
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm in my era where I'm bouncing between around fifteen different hobbies and not committing to any of them
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I cannot think of a louder vocal minority than the people who still yell about wanting small phones again. Sorry you have small hands and want to strain your eyes. Buy a flip phone and only use the front screen. Just wait 20 years till we can unfold an index card into a TV or smth
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
At this point I'm convinced that if aliens are hiding among us, then they must be disguising as the legislators of the EU who actually vote for social progress and the well-being of earth. No way a human with political power would be selfless. The hyperintelligent aliens just pity us.
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I found a cool beetle yesterday and since then I've been obsessed with using the Seek app like a pokedex genuinely CHEERED when I caught a Blue Jay like it's a fuckin pikachu in viridian forest
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
A "Wordle-Friendship" is a level below acquaintance in which you only keep in contact to share NYT games scores
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Seeing the crowd is honestly so funny, this is the same setup as the cherry blossom parade but with like 10% of the audience even musicians at the vans warped tour were making fun of it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2025
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Life goals
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
love that the diet section of "eastern gray squirrel" has this extensive image gallery
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
At the moment, I'm regrettably not exploring a quaint bookstore on a cobblestone street in Prague during a pouring rain, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well".
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Genuinely curious how such a big schism would be handled nowadays...
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I had to block an account fraudulently posting AI images as animal photography. Given who I'm following, it scares me that these AI accounts are likely targeting people based on follow lists
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
someone at the grocery store being a goofster
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
unknown byzantine scholar criticising indian mathematics (700 AD, translated)
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 03/03/2025
FOUR DAYS until we STAND UP FOR SCIENCE! ⬇️☀️📣 WHERE WILL YOU BE ON MARCH 7th?
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
would twitter censor me if I talked about trans vs. cis carbon molecules
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
after being sucked into watching old shorts of the show Taskmaster on youtube, I can't help but imagine how fun it would be if the @dropouttv.bsky.social cast did something similar
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse
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Robbie @imrobbie.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The fact that September, October, November, and December aren't months 7, 8, 9, and 10 genuinely annoys me. Is it too late to reform the calendar system again?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Sir Meow 🔜 LUCKYDOG @sirmeow.gay · 31/12/2024
Ouch this is the most relatable shit I've seen on this platform
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 02/01/2025
balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
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Stuart Ashen @ashens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT
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Richard Laughlin @richardwlaughlin.com · 23/12/2024
This definition is suspect. Everyone knows the antipope is the same as the pope, but with opposite charge. If the pope and the antipope contact then they annihilate and tremendous energy is released.
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
#ArtAdventCalendar day 16 and the first day of #GarWeek so this one covers both! Gar Acrylic on Canvas 2022 This was painted for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife and Dr @solomonrdavid.bsky.social for Gar Week 2022.
An acrylic painting of a longnose gar against a murky blue green background
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 07/12/2024
Yet again I must reiterate that linguists are not kidding when we say that your language ability enables you to understand sentences that have never before been uttered
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