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@improperdepression.bsky.social
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he/they sometimes a writer, sometimes a crafter. ofmd brain rot. izzy hands main. also on ao3 as improperdepression

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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 18h
oh no i drew them being cute and domestic oh no oh beans
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Nick @lovedhands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do we like poetry #poetsky
Her Wool, My Eyes

blanket of twinkling heat
draping over a spinning world
like drowsy animals of the street

and may your hands come near bruising me
like how the sun’s ferocity brings color

there is no one to tell this
that it’s all coming down

(her words stick to the pavement
and come up on my shoes)

then with your arms shield my eyes
and the house of cards clattering
is quieted by your kiss
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nice
69 books read this year! 278 days streak
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fang izzy ivan sandwich sex marathon
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please consider this: porn star ed and heavily closeted stede ed who moves in next door, stede who recognizes him instantly from all the hours he's spent watching porn while his family was sleeping
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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not lying i was blessed by an angel last night. i am in awe of how much of a hentai protagonist ass situation this is but you have to trust me that i'm telling the truth. thank you god and also jesus
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Pirate Reading Club @piratereadingclub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our reading crown goes to @remreader.bsky.social ! They read 25 books! Way to go!!
Graphic of a flag pole with a flag with a crown flying from it. A seagull perches on top of the flagpole. In the upper right corner of the graphic it says: PSRC 2026 and under the flag it says: remreader. The background is warm, sunset colors of pink and orange.
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Pirate Reading Club @piratereadingclub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello Pirate Readers!!! It is time to let you know STATS and who get the pirate reader crown, and who won the gift card! LET'S GOOOOOO
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Izzy Hands if he was a fat bear
Screenshot of an Instagram post by tsu_namee with a photo of a bear fishing in a river and the text “151 Walker is about ten years older than Bucky. He's a short king, beautiful, and just big enough that he can smell the top of the hierarchy and crave it. Unfortunately, he's not quite tall enough to reach it. He's been stuck in middle management almost his whole adult life.
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
666€ in vet bills 701€ in dentist bills 3 days long migraine 100% over september as a concept and month
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is there anything stopping me from just.. writing a bunch of short stories and self publishing them? no. hmm maybe an idea
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
7k-ish raffle! - 1 like = 1 comment = 1 repost = 1 entry - must be following at time of close (oct 7 @ 10AM CST) - do know what kind of stuff i draw before entering/following ⚠️ - i will do a sketch page or 1 illustration for the winner (illustration w color) thank you!
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better gay than dead @bettergaythandead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A screenshot from Our Flag Means Death, where Blackbeard is speaking with Stede Bonnet (offscreen) about interior design and retirement.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaaand they're done. do we think stede and ed should keep him? 😈 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands (that concludes this scenario for now, thanks for following along~)
Izzy lays naked on the floor, sprawled out and out of it. There are several wet splatters around his crotch, and a faint flush still on his face. There are sex toys and tools scattered around him on the floor, as well as his badge. Speech bubbles from Stede and Ed are at the bottom of the image.
Stede: Hmm, the job is done now. What should we do with him?
Ed: I dunno...maybe we should keep him? >:).
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Steddyhands September: dream//falling asleep they can all fit in the bed nook if they try hard enough #steddyhands #SweetAndSteddyhands
Stede laying on his back, going sideways, head propped on a pillow and reading a book resting on his stomach. Izzy has his head resting on Stede, perpendicular to him, eyes closed and one arm resting on his waist. The other arm is stretched out next to him, disappearing under Ed, who is laying on Izzy's stomach, parallel to Stede. His eyes are closed and one hand is resting on his stomach. There's a faint lantern glow coming from the left side of the image, out of sight.
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Pirate Reading Club @piratereadingclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LAST DAY READERS! I'm closing the form tonight (September 21). Get your books in and show me your library card!! bsky.app/profile/pira...
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florence⚜️ @florenceafter12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you wanna read about Them
portrait of giuliano de medici by santi di tito. he’s cuteportrait of lorenzo de medici by girolamo macchietti. he’s not cute but he makes up for it by wearing a really cunty hat
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh but now they're both busy, but they won't leave izzy to get bored without them 😚 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Izzy kneeling on a sybian machine, arms bound behind him, with cuffs around his thighs and calves keeping him in place. He has bullet vibrators hanging from clamps on his nipples, and is blindfolded and gagged with a ball gag, earplugs in his ears. An inset panel on each side of him show Stede looking over papers and Ed scrolling on a tablet.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and now stede and ed both have a break, and what better way to spend it then with their pet detective 😌 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Izzy leaning back against Ed, leg held open by Stede's hands. Ed has one hand on Izzy's head, the other pulling at the chain of clamps attached to Izzy's nipples. Izzy is tied with a rope harness over his chest and binding his arms, gagged with a dildo gag, collared, and has a rabbit vibrator in his cunt and anal beads up his ass. His face is flushed bright red and he's crying and sweating.
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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so anyways. strap slinging slasher
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19/09/2026
Your dad, the most singularly unique individual you’ve ever met, reportedly has no idea where you got your autism from.
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Eccentric dad has “no idea” where you got your autism from
Your dad, the most singularly unique individual you’ve ever met, reportedly has no idea where you got your autism from. Perhaps best known for helping to bring you into the world, your father owns…
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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⚠️ under no circumstances do i recommend sucking/getting sucked at an adult theater glory hole. do as i says not as i draws
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thank you, cat that's exactly what I needed
My precious tortoiseshell cat Hexe laying on my current felt embroidery project 
She's looking very smug about her position
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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ed hasn’t blown off steam in a while and is getting antsy, so stede asks to be shown what he does with izzy. ‘alright mate, but you can’t freak out. we’ve got a thing we do.’ and now stede enters a room with Izzy, in an x posting, wrists hanging from the ceiling and ankles spread by the floor.
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Izzy
A picture of the cat from the article with a little X like Izzy's on his face
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what's in my freezer? four kilos of plums and some fabric. life's strange
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
taking my work very seriously
Four kilos of Zwetschgen cut in two and bagged into plastic bags.
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's a hard life, being the only person in your village who actually likes zwetschgen.. taking my responsibility very seriously, when I'm gifted another 10 pounds of fresh fruit
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clocking in at the lash scar eroticization factory. 🫡 Goldenboy NSFW, classic flavors. “Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finally entered all the books I've finished and wow. once again a task ive been avoiding took less time than expected..
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Steddyhands September: wet//clothes off how about a shower threesome 💦 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands #SweetAndSteddyhands
Stede, Izzy, and Ed in the shower together. Izzy is leaning over, hand braced against the wall. Stede is kneeling between his legs, eating him out. Ed is behind him fucking him from behind.
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kj🩸 @kiodja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
swap au #gracerocky
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the evil grinner @mistermyth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#gracerocky unfair size comparison i think
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
being honest.. did not expect the random mormon interlude in a study of scarlet
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when you've got to work to do but someone still has to bully the captive (while also making sure he doesn't catch any Important Information) 😇 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Main image: Izzy laid out on a bed, wrists tied together above him and tied to one of the posts of the headboard. He's naked except for his socks and his badge around his neck, with one leg bent up and tied at the knee. He's blindfolded and gagged, with Stede's hand holding a hitachi wand vibrator against a dildo in his cunt. 
Inset panel in the top right corner: Ed sat at a desk, facing away, with two monitors in front of him, working. Main image: Izzy with his knees bent and tucked in front of him, his arms around his knees and wrists tied together. His ankles are also tied together and attached to his wrists. He is gagged, blindfolded, and wearing headphones. Ed's hand is visible holding a pump attached to an inflatable dildo inside Izzy. 
Inset panel in top left corner: Stede sitting on the couch, on the phone. He has books and a tablet open in front of him on the coffee table.
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pain and suffering again
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
modern au ed’s dating profile where half his photos have izzy in them and look romantic and he doesn’t seem to acknowledge this anywhere on his profile
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nothing will teach you faster that you cannot count or do basic math than fiber arts
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
made matcha for the first time today and yeah. can understand why all the trad wife stay at home girlfriend grifters drink it all the time
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
had to take the train several times during the oktoberfest and yeah. absolutely believe every word of this
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a question to all germans: what's the worst food to eat on an SEV and why is everyone around me eating it?
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sherlock holmes is a flat earther?? unbelievable
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mhhhh okay changed my mind about matcha yes it tastes like a leaf.. but like if a leaf loved you and wanted you to be happy
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😣😥😮‍💨⏰
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
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Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who have already completed assessments. Ensure that any ongoing clinical review is conducted concurrently without disrupting active, established patient care. Publish clear, transparent Terms of Reference and a strict timeline for the independent review of the Welsh Gender Service.
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
chanting: anxiety cannot change the future
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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
tw noncon science be damned i'm getting that thang pregnant
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
offering you a nice plate of cookies (frenchie taking care of Izzy. very soft, very fluffy. still warm from the oven) archiveofourown.org/works/91866411
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pro and cons - improperdepression - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
28 finished fics ready to be posted .. 47 wips.. one posted since march last year.. at this rate the todo list will be empty before 2076
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