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never been mad. dallas is the city of champions (ca. 1999/2011/2023)

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 2h
Democrats will never learn.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h
Perfect reply
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dodgers fans freaking out about edwin diaz coming into the game are encroaching on my shit from 3 years ago when i freaked out about aroldis chapman coming into games. except the rangers won that world series
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(gopher alum looking up online a few hours later) im about to jug
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my thoughts on jacob geller are thus: i liked some of his videos but then i learned he was a rapist. on learning that i didn't like what he did anymore. i guess he's liked enough on this site that this is disputable. but truthfully i don't care about videos about $7 steam games more than rape
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ah man. the resonant guys in new control are so good. it's like shadow of the colossus sometimes
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really enjoying control resonant, especially the, uh, resonance encounters. but i do feel like remedy games are better when they're more linear and curated in terms of progression. or i am just fatigued of open worlds
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hang on is that really what bo nix looks like
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ummm sorry to all the elitist liberals on this website but it's not cute to pretend you "never heard" 2002's electronic record "light & magic" by ladytron 💅
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in dc for work and at a nationals rain delay drinking a $18 beer with people who are telling me about washington senators games. pretty cool. except eventually we have to watch this game i guess
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i live in dallas and won't vote for a transphobe. my "pony" is the barest minimum verbal support for trans people
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every few days nyt does something like "we interviewed a huge idiot. here's what they said" or "top 10 ice cream flavors, #2 is fish." i know this because other people post about it every time
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i live in texas and will not vote for a transphobe like james talarico
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
watched this this morning then the "isn't your family rich" part 15 more times
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
logging into the sports app to be transphobic with voice to text on to post
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(after playing ghost of tsushima for two hours): there is no honor in this deal........i invite you to hold triangle
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's trans rights or your get to feel like a trans person
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
great timing to be reminded that the new control releases next week, now that my 100 hour hades 2 playthrough is winding down
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/09/2026
THE 1998 CADILLAC GOPHEARSE IS FOR SALE ONLY 3,000 BUCKS
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ROW THE BOAT
1998 Cadillac DeVille • Hearse
$3,000
Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MN
SKI-U-MAH
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(guy that follows the verified account of a stadium) all right well that makes sense
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
great so now anyone going to see ed sheeran is going to have to hear like 3 hours of ed sheeran
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They are not letting us crap our pants at high level fitness competitions due to woke. Our sons and daughters didn’t train hard all year to quit because of diarrhea and honestly you should get a prize for being willing to diarrhea on yourself to win
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lord help me im about to order a steam frame i don't really need
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
worth noting that before talarico pivoted to transphobia will stancil's opinion on him was that he was a dangerous trump like populist who was lying about the charts. so when people say will stancil has an issue with trans people just notice how quickly he's pivoted on this lol.
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
new pretty sick album kind of reminds me of old sleigh bells 👍
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
get her ass lilly. the matrix is forever, zoomers are embarrassed their equivalent is hamby pombler
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i agree with all of this except one thing, and it's the "is talarico a bigot" part. do i think he would say the things he has if he weren't running? no i don't. i don't think even now he thinks he believes what he's saying. but if you can be convinced to say the things he's saying, you are a bigot
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
man i love every texas democrat getting to september, well after a bunch of supporters outside the state have donated them, getting freaked out for no reason and releasing ads saying "by the way, i hate trans people." i assume it has worked for them every time
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i wasn't pulled out of the rubble around this time over two decades ago.....i was playing my new damn sega dreamcast. the rubble around me was unrelated
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i love being into sim racing. sometimes shit just breaks and you spend $150 to fix it. then you think, wow wouldn't a new wheel go great with my revamped stuff. it's only $400. and why not get another screen
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there are two names you should never answer calls from: isaac and nathan. and yet
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how is this real
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"political scientist" should be as mocked as "economist"
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cities: Skylines
Cities: Skylines
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i am going to one baseball game this year and it will be mets at nats because work is paying me to go (they just do not know that)
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
going to be in dc for the nats final game of the season for work and specifically telling my system to get me there early enough to see the nats season ender against the mets. is it self harm to go
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/09/2026
i say this as a guy who always wanted to do everything exactly the same way Bill Simmons did it, and maybe even still does: He is one of the biggest dumbfucks in the entire world, bar none.
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
an incredible post that only gets funnier when seeing the profile
british phd student of "amphibious warfare" with a substack
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(to my partner when we're out) i hope when i look at a website i get to see a white supremacist's post
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think hades 2 is the greatest game that has been made
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh damn somebody check on betty white
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i finished hades 2 and it's probably the best game since prey 2017 and you have to admit: it's hella filled with milfs
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
seen this a few times the last couple days and gotta say the actual freak behavior would be the adults saying "here's how you punish this child for doing something legal in the game:"
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