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@imhatch.bsky.social
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never been mad. dallas is the city of champions (ca. 1999/2011/2023)

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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 3h
this is you
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 3h
you are a stupid baby
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 3h
gavin newsom basically cumming because he gets to be mean to the unhoused
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 3h
gavin newsom still enjoying the act of destroying unhoused camps despite your stupid fuckin post
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 4h
gavin newsom's action, which is gleefully destroying an unhoused camp
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 4h
this asshole with a guy that doesn't have a neck and was a huge bigot. they look like friends
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that's what im talking about
incredibly long list of "former members" of buckcherry
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that's not what you were arguing about. go read what you actually wrote. just scroll up
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are you gonna block me now like you did everyone else who responded to you
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"political scientist" should be as mocked as "economist"
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
an incredible post that only gets funnier when seeing the profile
british phd student of "amphibious warfare" with a substack
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
just discovered a way to retire in australia
obviously used baseball for sale, $15 aus. it is a little league ball
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i don't know how that account isn't as hated as pencil's
why Marjorie talor Greene gives me hope on the bulwark a website for reaganites
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
beautiful things are happening in rural australia
jag xj6 with a big piggy on it
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ethiopian bev check
st george beer
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
australian craft beer: fine but corny
napoleon dynamite beer but it's better than vic bitters or coopers
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
thrift shop in rural australia has a copy of plughead rewired: circuitry man 2 on dvd if anyone needs it. plug in again
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if you want to watch the texas rangers these days i got you covered. buddy it's time to download and pay for BZZR
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Billy on the street willing to give someone a dollar if they can name a woman. they are not able to
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
one of the few good things to happen recently is youtube suggesting pro beach hockey games as broadcast on espn2 where the prevailing production style seems to be "what if the music video for 'steal my sunshine' was 60 minutes long"
extremely 90s photo of a woman on a beach with blue eye shadow, puka shell necklace, thin strap camisole. behind her is an ad board that says don't do drugs with the playstation and snapple logos
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Darren Rovell tweet: i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
imagining this happening on this website and levitating
maradona's hand of god
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
(me in 2006) if he plays he will be booed in every european stadium. he will be a pariah
zidane headbutting marco materazzi in the 2006 world cup. to my knowledge he was a pariah after this and never did anything in soccer again
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤔
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
new list just dropped...some of u should sit your ass down and listen
americans being weird about Europeans and air con block list
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
was trying to find the screen cap of him strangely cuddling a pillow in the documentary (?) but instead found this
a very weird very green pillow with david draiman triple major on it
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
will ferrell as harry caray
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
reminds me of listening to limp bizkit and watching the matrix on vhs
extremely cool 2002 era guys on the fifa 2003 cover
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ray saying "daaamn! that answer could use some work!"
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
lmao is this guy even real
recent articles by "jason derusha" but it's just listicles
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ricky from trailer park boys
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
cmon man. you didn't "say it" in a silly way, you found a meme that obviously represented mcconnell as like...literally keeping all the psycho shit from happening? even though that's obviously never been the case
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
embarrassing
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
hey what do you think he's doing here
gavin orgmasically clearing a homeless camp
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
simpsons smokey the bear. you have selected you, meaning me. the correct answer is you
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
look i understand you mean well but this is a huge dismissal of the reasons he chose to come out, what he did after coming out (including picking a number in honor of matthew shepard!) and also no you did not know him as "just a man who played basketball"
random person dismissing that jason collins purposefully came out while an active player. very "i don't see color" type shit
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
chad kroeger also absolutely clowned corey taylor a few years ago with a pretty devastating line after corey did his tough guy shtick
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
regina george saying so you agree you voted for genocide
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ai? more like no thanks. perfectly crafted in every way
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
patrick Bateman meme, he's not falling for this bullshit, gavin newsom hates trans people
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
three of our bravest soldiers trying to make this a thing
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
sometimes it's nice to zhuzh it up check this out
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
and this?
mrbeast sitting on a folding chair showing an alarming amount of thigh and potentially beastly ass
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
looks like he's trying to get back on the bench after being ejected
bobby valetine, manager of da mets with sunglasses and a fake mustache after he got thrown out of a game
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
seems self explanatory honestly
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
seeing that post and the profile claiming a byline at defector made me go looking and --oh interesting
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
pretty cool that my pediatric life support renewal modules are done with the gta5 engine now
ghoulish CGI man next to a pretty blue infant. he's not as worried as you'd hope
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
oh yeah that's the first time i remember thinking he was truly embarrassed. i think this was my introduction to him, mostly because sam campbell was involved
demi buries tom in a hole. live streamed
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
(muy woke guy that knows games) it's all like a game of Sims
da mf woke ginger baby who does not live in illinois saying kat should not represent illinois because she did not go bowling there 20 years ago. then he says she "dropped in like it's a game of Sims (sic)" which is very strange
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