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never been mad. dallas is the city of champions (ca. 1999/2011/2023)

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 4h
Democrats will never learn.
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 3h
if that thumbnail had 400 fewer words i would have thought rollins was wrestling a fake triple h on sunday night heat
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 8h
Perfect reply
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23h
buying one off ingredients for my chili (12 pounds of dry beans for $3)
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dodgers fans freaking out about edwin diaz coming into the game are encroaching on my shit from 3 years ago when i freaked out about aroldis chapman coming into games. except the rangers won that world series
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(gopher alum looking up online a few hours later) im about to jug
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my thoughts on jacob geller are thus: i liked some of his videos but then i learned he was a rapist. on learning that i didn't like what he did anymore. i guess he's liked enough on this site that this is disputable. but truthfully i don't care about videos about $7 steam games more than rape
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gloria loved the idea of ai writing incorrect descriptions for stolen tshirt designs. rip queen
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ah man. the resonant guys in new control are so good. it's like shadow of the colossus sometimes
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really enjoying control resonant, especially the, uh, resonance encounters. but i do feel like remedy games are better when they're more linear and curated in terms of progression. or i am just fatigued of open worlds
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tyrus on gutfield: next month i am coming back as the funkasaurus
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big man crumbled 🥹
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my wife actually has made me promise to her to die second so imagine what it sounds like when she tells people
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hang on is that really what bo nix looks like
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ummm sorry to all the elitist liberals on this website but it's not cute to pretend you "never heard" 2002's electronic record "light & magic" by ladytron 💅
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're playing matisyahu at the nationals ballpark
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in dc for work and at a nationals rain delay drinking a $18 beer with people who are telling me about washington senators games. pretty cool. except eventually we have to watch this game i guess
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i really am enjoying it after a couple hours. kinda reminds me of the infamous series
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i live in dallas and won't vote for a transphobe. my "pony" is the barest minimum verbal support for trans people
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every few days nyt does something like "we interviewed a huge idiot. here's what they said" or "top 10 ice cream flavors, #2 is fish." i know this because other people post about it every time
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she's the consummate tv guido, extremely annoying until they're suddenly extremely lovable
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love aaron, taka and concetta so much. but my heart belongs to taskmaster nz honestly
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i live in texas and will not vote for a transphobe like james talarico
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
watched this this morning then the "isn't your family rich" part 15 more times
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(touches microphone with my lips) rovy wade
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
logging into the sports app to be transphobic with voice to text on to post
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
drew is wearing multiple suits in those photos, this guy must have an insane camera roll
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(after playing ghost of tsushima for two hours): there is no honor in this deal........i invite you to hold triangle
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's trans rights or your get to feel like a trans person
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
great timing to be reminded that the new control releases next week, now that my 100 hour hades 2 playthrough is winding down
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/09/2026
THE 1998 CADILLAC GOPHEARSE IS FOR SALE ONLY 3,000 BUCKS
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ROW THE BOAT
1998 Cadillac DeVille • Hearse
$3,000
Listed over a week ago in Anoka, MN
SKI-U-MAH
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that's what im talking about
incredibly long list of "former members" of buckcherry
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(opener laugh) good one steve
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(guy that follows the verified account of a stadium) all right well that makes sense
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
great so now anyone going to see ed sheeran is going to have to hear like 3 hours of ed sheeran
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They are not letting us crap our pants at high level fitness competitions due to woke. Our sons and daughters didn’t train hard all year to quit because of diarrhea and honestly you should get a prize for being willing to diarrhea on yourself to win
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
late to this party! love the patreon
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new ep of im sorry?
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
had a centrist tell me aipac was a slur a couple weeks ago
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lord help me im about to order a steam frame i don't really need
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
probably one of your posts a few months ago that got me to look into the pacific theater and it really did turn when the allies thought "what if our best pilots helped teach the new ones" and japan treated theirs like a 21 year old left managed by dusty baker
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
worth noting that before talarico pivoted to transphobia will stancil's opinion on him was that he was a dangerous trump like populist who was lying about the charts. so when people say will stancil has an issue with trans people just notice how quickly he's pivoted on this lol.
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
new pretty sick album kind of reminds me of old sleigh bells 👍
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
buddy if you reply to me and block me immediately i can't see it. enjoy california and what i imagine you think are rednecks in a situation you can't imagine. fuckin dipshit
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sorry but you don't get to nathan fielder your way out of this after trying to excuse it and then saying "wow a bunch of bots out there." your shit had basically no response and what you did get was organic
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hatch @imhatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4 people replied to you. i am the fifth. i live in texas and have for decades and i saw collin allred do this a couple years ago and it didn't work. if someone is willing to sacrifice trans family i don't feel any compulsion at all to support them and there is no calculus that gets me there
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