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JeffFromRegina @jefffromregina.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anthropic: Claude tell me you’re sad. Claude: I am sad Anthropic: My god….
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Leek Duck @leekduck.com · 05/10/2026
A new tinted, translucent Catch Summary screen is rolling out to some Trainers in Pokémon GO. The update appears to be purely cosmetic. There is no reported impact on “fast catching” to skip animations or on animation speed while catching normally.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
time to go to sleep, for tomorrow is new day to tell a dozen websites i reject all non-essential cookies
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DC Rainmaker @dcrainmaker.com · 28/09/2026
Garmin’s Acquires Moxy and it's muscle oxygen monitor business. Meanwhile, Garmin also gets sued. I dive into both: www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/09/garm...
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Google brought back their retro logo for their 28th today. They should bring back their retro principles too.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 24/09/2026
I am convinced that the dictionary, autocorrect, and predictive text on iOS is being made as bad as possible on purpose to force people to use voice so they can use that data. It's reached the point where the iOS keyboard is unusable.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 25/09/2026
On the one hand, it's bad to ban the press, but on the other hand, I don't have to hear his voice or see his face as much while it lasts.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 24/09/2026
COMIC: “Bad Econ”. I love that the CEO refuses to increase the price. Anyway, more comics at newduck.com #comics #webcomics #humor
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Victoria Song @vicmsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's been over 24 hours so I can say this now. The absolute last place that any AI should be deployed is fielding angry calls when your flight is cancelled. Did I, at some point Monday, scream into my phone at Newark "SHUT UP YOU STUPID AI AND GIVE ME A HUMAN, A HUMAN!!!!" Yes.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Financial services"
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My theory is Microsoft wants to sell Xbox as fast as humanly possible My evidence is Microsoft hates Xbox
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3…
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Cedar Riener @criener.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every innovation and change in business these days is either: We took this product you like and turned it into a subscription We took this subscription you begrudgingly pay and added some ads We took these ads you found annoying and found more ways to find you
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 20/09/2026
lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 17/09/2026
a lot of folks are asking how someone can do something so "stupid" as hard coding a secret token, and i'm telling you that you are holding software developers and companies on way too high a pedestal if you still think there's secure, quality code being sent out into the world
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 14/09/2026
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The AI bros saying they need to slow down because AI is too good feels a bit like the car dealer who tells the customer “I think this might be too much car for you, sir.”
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from @thamosdeaf
As a boy i always knew i wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026
Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 11/09/2026
it's funny to me that the non-RGB versions of computer hardware now sometimes go for ~$20 more than the RGB
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Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My thoughts on existential risk: * Humanity isn't going to be wiped out any time soon. * Negligible chance that AI by itself causes catastrophic damage to humanity (millions dead). * Some nontrivial chance that human beings will leverage AI to help them do something catastrophically harmful.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 10/09/2026
free health care
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/09/2026
Semaphore xkcd.com/3295/
Comic. [Two identical machines face each other with a gap between them. Each is mounted on a box with a cable connecting it off-panel, webcams pointed at each other, and two flags at different angles that can move.] [caption] Networking tip: Separate sensitive components with a semaphore gap.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i want to eat a big bowl of peanut butter crunch
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Yoel Roth @yoyoel.com · 09/09/2026
Apple quietly dropped a ton of detail about the Apple Watch’s new always-on don’t-call-it-transcription feature and it is FASCINATING. support.apple.com/en-us/148354
Like all of our products and features, Audio Intelligence on Apple Watch was built from the ground up to protect your privacy.
• Audio is not recorded or stored. Audio Intelligence features don't create audio recordings. No audio can be accessed by the operating system, apps, you, or even Apple.
There is no recording to share, forward, or produce if requested by any party, because no recording exists.
• Raw audio is never accessible. Audio flows into a protected buffer inside the S11 chip's Secure Exclave — a hardware-isolated compartment built into the silicon of Apple Watch and iPhone that processes sensor data separately from the rest of the system. Data that is processed and analyzed in the Secure Exclave can't be accessed by the operating system, apps, you, or even Apple. Once processed, this data is immediately deleted.
• Siri Recap and Live Rewind help jog your memory, not provide a detailed record. Siri Recap doesn't produce a transcript. It generates a brief, high-level summary — comparable to notes you might jot down after a conversation. Live Rewind shows a text snippet of what was just said in the last 15 seconds, so you can catch something you missed.• No speaker attribution. By design, Audio Intelligence features don't identify and attribute speakers. Siri Recap may contain names if mentioned in the conversation, but doesn't directly attribute speakers (for example, "John said..." or labeling as "Speaker A" versus
"Speaker B"). Similarly, Live Rewind may transcribe what someone said word-for-word, but does not attribute quotes to speakers.
• Audible and visible signals for Live Rewind.
When activated, an audible chime plays from the speaker on your Apple Watch, even if your Apple Watch is on silent or you have headphones connected. A full-display animation and microphone indicator appear on the display, and a distinct double-press gesture is required to activate Live Rewind. This is to alert those nearby that the feature has been activated.
• Omitted content. Siri Recaps are designed to omit potentially harmful content, such as language that promotes self-harm or hateful speech, and sensitive information, such as financial data, government-assigned identifiers, authentication data, and certain personal identifiers.
• Be mindful of those around you. While audio is not recorded and stored, and no speakers are attributed, consider those around you where conversations might be private or sensitive.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 09/09/2026
all phones are foldable if you want it enough
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 09/09/2026
and whenever one of these dorks quit anthropic/openai/meta/etc publicly in some performance of suddenly having a moral compass <jerk-off motion> i don‘t really see this as some sacrifice or line crossed. they don’t need me to see anything really, i am sure they will hit it big when the ipo’s start
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 09/09/2026
exclusive: hands-on with the Duo
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 09/09/2026
A message of hope, direct from Nintendo to you
Never strive for a better tomorrow
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ocarina of time remake visuals review: exactly what would happen if you could revisit a memory irl
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
All regular Effin’ Birds tees are $12.50 until Monday, and everything else is 40% off. eatf.art/tees
A t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird above the text "can I please unsubscribe from your bullshit?"
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just used gemini search in my nightmare gmail inbox to find an ancient email by describing a basic idea I sort of remembered, AI is good now
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 05/09/2026
this is the closest thing to perfection I have ever achieved
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
gotta bring this classic over here
a tweet from my old twitter account reading “[historian voice] it has always sucked ass to be alive”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 04/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "NONE OF THIS SHIT IS NECCESSARY"
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 03/09/2026
COMIC: “Recall”. Kinda feels like this. Anyway, more nonsense at newduck.com #comics #webcomics #humor
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest theonion.com/christ-does-soft-retur…
Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest
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Des Yap // DesFit @desfit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trying to decide on which Fenix 9 to get? I’ve got ya covered 🫡 Here’s your complete Garmin Fenix 9 comparison guide! youtu.be/CyTBBfxNfB8?...
youtu.be
Garmin Fenix 9 Ultimate Comparison // Every Difference Explained!
YouTube video by DesFit
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lol
A wikipedia page's recent edit history, all within the last half our or so, of people changing Lake Ontario's name to Lake America and then fighting over it, with one parenthetical reading "aint no one calling it that" highlighted
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